Ambient Loot Suggestions, EfU:A Edition

[Oskar Maxon]

Seriously, ambient loot. We're way up there again on power level. 1/day stat boost items are uncommon even among dm loot afaik, and other x/day are not exactly common either.

Cerberus: Not mechanically possible, but there's the nifty little thing of adding a dm messege in the description with it.

[derfo]

randy's unyielding feet

said to be the severed feet of a man who never surrounded these ones give you the same stalwart fury as randy himself oK? also really ambient

+1 discipline

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

The Quarterstaff of a song.

The staff has musical notes on it. Sounds like a song in the making.

+1 bludgeon
+3 perform

[Egon the Monkey]

Weighted Stargazer Sling.
"Weighted to put some extra heft behind a thrown rock, but the clinking stone weights do tend to make a bit of noise"
Mighty +1
Massive Criticals 1d4 damage
Move Silently -1

Stargazer Lizard-Hunting Sling
"Made with heavy stone weights and elastic vines to deliver a punch capable of killing even a massive Deep Lizard, this large sling has the problem of unbalancing the user due to the force of swinging it"
+2 Mighty
+1 AB vs Reptilian
Reflex Saves -1
Move Silently -1
Reduced AC: Dodge Modifier -1

[Cerberus]

Seriously, ambient loot. We're way up there again on power level. 1/day stat boost items are uncommon even among dm loot afaik, and other x/day are not exactly common either.

Beh, half the shit posted here doesnt see the light of day and I dont even think the DM's pay a hell of alot of attention to this thread anyway. It's more or less a dream sheet for some fun items to make you (or a DM) go Hmm... If a DM does see it and like it, he may make it, or something close to it, if he doesn't it isn't hurting anybody.

[Canzah]

The Silent Smith

Rumored to have been commissioned by a smith with sensitive hearing, this large hammer makes no sounds upon impact. Regardless if it is striking an anvil or the skull of a foe.

Warhammer

+2 Move Silently

[Egon the Monkey]

Gold Coins
I suppose you COULD use them as sling ammo, but isn't that a bit.... flashy? At least it might distract someone.
Sling Ammo
Onhit: Daze 1 round 10% chance DC 12

Yellow round ammo picture
Comes in a 10-stack
Cost=10 Gold

Think about it:
Beggar Kid: Spare a coin, sir?
CE Halfing Rogue: HERE'S your coin! *sneakattack*
Beggar kid: *Dies*
CE Halfling Rogue: *giggle*

[Cerberus]

Welded Chain Shirt
strategic spots of this chain shirt have been fused together making it stronger in spots than a normal chain shirt. Of course this also makes it a bit less comfortable...
 
AC = 5
ASF = 25%
ACP = -3
MDB = 3

[Luke Danger]

Riser Bone

Well what the heck. A riser bone. Looks like it has... minor, necromantic enchantment.

Misc. Med, Bone apperance, 1 use Inflict Minor wounds

[Equinox]

The Light Hammer... OF DOOM!

lighthammer
+1 neg energy dmg
onhit 25% chance doom.

[Drakill Tannan]

War wizard's Gauntlets

A couple gauntlets worn by ancient netherese wizards as an aid for battle. Each finger contains a small rune that can be turned into a magic missile and cast instantly. They have two small gems on each the palms, both broken.

Cast spell: Magic missile (1) (1 charge/use)
Cast spell: Magic missile (3) (2 charges/use)
Cast spell: Magic missile (5) (3 charges/use)
Cast spell: Magic missile (7) (4 charges/use)
Cast spell: Magic missile (9) (5 chages/use)

10 Charges

Usable only by: Wizard
Usable only by: Sorcerer

[Minmaxed Librarian]

Artisanal Netherese Banded Mail
This finely crafted, ancient mail is made of a strange alloy that seems to sap the energy behind any blow striking it.

Banded Mail
6 AC, +1 Dex AC
5% Slashing Immunity
5% Piercing Immunity
5% Bludgeoning Immunity
+1 Persuade
+2 Discipline


I thought it would be interesting to have a set of banded mail or splint that is worth wearing as much as halfplate. It's the class of armor that unlike all others, no PC has a good reason to use, since although there are variants with fairly good bonuses, they never make up for the lost AC.

[The Crimson Magician]

Goblin Head

The head of a goblin. Enchanted. It's eye whites seem to have been burned black, and whenever you look closely into it's eyes, a flicker can be seen.

Alchemist's Fire, Single Use

--

Basically a goblin head that explodes.

[KjetilofNorway]

Ring of Grumbar's Inverted Grin
Laden with Terran runes praising the somber rule of the Boss of the Earth, Grumbar, this ring completely strips its wearer of any sense of humor.
 
Ring:
- 2 charisma,
spell immunity: tasha's hideous laughter

[Elytherin Dragonius]

Floppy Pit Viper

Its obviously just a Pit Viper that has been grabed by the tail and used as a Whip

Whip:
1d4 damage,
On hit, 15% chance of poison