Ambient Loot Suggestions, EfU:A Edition

[RagingPurpleGiant]

The Crying Blade
Base item: Greatsword
 
Created for the Paladin-Painbearers of Ilmater this blade was crafted to protect others over its weilder. The hilt is wrapped in simple rags and the blade seems dull and rusted.
 
Two inscriptions on the metal of the blade read "The True Martyr shall bare the pains of others" and "The True Martyr sheilds others before themselves".
 
Properties:
-2 AC deflection
+2 Divine Damage
+1 attack vs evil
Sheild 1/day

The Skewering Blade
Base item: Greatsword
 
Created for the Warrior-Painbringers of Loviatar this blade was crafted to bring incredible harm to others and just as much to its weilder. The hilt is wrapped in right leathers that are pierced by small metal spikes and the blade itself is serated and barbed.
 
Two inscriptions on the metal of the blade read "The True Warrior shall learn to love the pain" and "The True Warrior's strength shall be measured in scars".
 
Properties:
-2 AC deflection
+2 Negative Energy Damage
+1 attack vs good
Magic Weapon 1/day

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[RagingPurpleGiant]

Black Symbol of Bane
Base Item: Necklace
 
This black and fearsome looking holysymbol exudes a radiating feeling of dread for those who are not of the faithful of the Black Lord.
 
Originally crafted by the Zhentarium for use in interogation and routing out spies it is now widely used by most members of the Banite clergy across the lands for any number of purposes.
 
Properties:
+3 intimidate
Fear 5 uses

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[RagingPurpleGiant]

Maybe something interesting to find on an alter somewhere durring a quest or DM quest. Maybe even a good reward from an evil god for a successful sacrifice.
 

Unliving Catalyst
Base Item: Misc. Large
 
This is a human corpse. The body of this corpse is covered in all manner of infernal runes and symbols, some of which are tattood and others having been scarred into his body. His eyes have been dug out and replaced with two pieces of smooth and eye-sized onyx.
 
It is unknown what dark ritual is used to create these terrible things, although the clergy of Velsharoon and Orcus are suspected. These cults are suspected due to the pulsing and writhing negative energies that drift just under the carcas' skin.
 
Properties:
Create Undead 1 use.
 
Special Properties:
This should look and weigh what the typical player corpse would. 150 I think.

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[RagingPurpleGiant]

Alot of restrictions on this one. Might need some tweaking. It sounded like a good idea when I first thought of it.
 

Witch-Bane Cutlace
Base Item: Rapier
 
This slender sword resembles a Pirate's cutlace although many holy-symbols dangle from its handle. The blade's very tip seems to be made of Cold Iron. Cut into the blade are many strange runes in various languages, occasional elven and dwarven runes state things like "Purity" and "Life". An inscription at the very base where the blade meets the handle says "The S.S. Besheba's Bussoms".
 
In reality this blade once belonged to a Pirate Captain within the Sea of Dragons who headed the ship known as "The S.S. Besheba's Bussoms". Dispite being none-to-good himself, he had an overwhelming fear of a local group of Sea Hags. He had a blade crafted and blessed by priests of Valkur and several other good aligned gods and went off to slay the creatures.
 
If touched by arcane spellcasters of any kind or men of evil intentions the blade begins to burn their hands. Making it completely unusable to wizards, sorcerers, bards and most definately evil witches.
 
Somehow the sword ended up here.
 
Properties:
Attack Bonus +1 vs Human
Attack Bonus +1 vs Outsider
Damage Bonus +1 vs Humans
Damage Bonus +1 vs Outsider
Spell Resistance 10
Only usable by Good
Only usable by Neutral
Only usable by Fighter, Rogue, Cleric, Barbarian, and Ranger

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[UnholyWon]

Flung Sling

A dirty rag used by many unsavory races (goblins mainly) to fling their own feces at unsuspecting persons. When not in use, can double as a loincloth, snot rag, hand towel, mask, or even hat.

DMG: Regular sling dmg or no dmg
On hit: Lose Charisma point DC 20


There nothing like taking a shot to the face.

[Egon the Monkey]

@RPG:
That body exists. It's called a Twitching Corpse and it's not uncommon. Animate Dead Single Use.

[RagingPurpleGiant]

Great minds think alike, I guess.
I'll just have to make my next few ideas even more outlandish and bizzare to insure they don't exist!
 

Slaecient Energy Being
Base Item: Misc. Medium (Glowing Orb)
 
This hovering solid ball of light is roughly the size of a human head, if not a bit smaller. It glows a faint warming solf pink that occasionally shifts into a fuzzy white.
 
This ball of energy is actual a living creature, a native inhabitant of the Possitive Energy Plane. The race is immune to the painful effects of the plane, and being one of the only races on the plane have adapted to their comfortable life-style, becoming completely unable to protect themselves.
 
Often captured and used by evil wizards and conjurers for their ability to soak up an area's natural divine energies like a sponge. When a Slaecient Energy Being is slain it provides a burst of its stored possitive energies.
 
Properties:
1 Charge Cure Critical Wounds

[RagingPurpleGiant]

Bag of Winds
Base Item: Misc. Medium (Sack)
 
These large leather sacks are tightly bound shut and full to nearly the point of exploding. The effects of each bag differ based on the plane of their creation.
 

Bag of Winds: Howling
 
This large leather sack is the color and texture of unworked stone. It is bound tightly with thick rope off which many danging wind-chimes of odd and various shapes dangle.
 
This sack was created on the Plane of Pandamonium, capturing the force of the bizzare and powerful winds of the layer.
 
The bag seperates the wind into two seperate bursts, one of the wind's howling insanity effect and the other of the winds painful of sound.
 
Properties:
Confusion 1 use
Sound Burst 1 use

Bag of Winds: Scorching
 
This red leather sack is warm to the touch. A metal coil holds it shut tightly.
 
This satchel was created upon the Plane of Fire and contains some of the layers powerfully hot air condenced and ready to burst.
 
Properties:
Flaming Hands Caster Level 12 1 Use

Bag of Winds: Arctic
 
This blue bag is covered with a perpetual and slowly growing layer of frost. The leather itself is an ice blue. The pack is tied tightly shut with a rope of white wolf-pelts and from them dangle several wind-chimes in the shape of snowflakes.
 
This bag was created from the essence of a rare air-pocket in a particularly frigid section of the elemental plane of water.
 
Properties:
Cone of Cold Caster Level 12 1 Use

[RagingPurpleGiant]

Succubus Ring
Base Item: Ring
 
Forged deep in the abyss this ring of attractive and swirling design is crafted out of a strange red metal and set with a small ruby.
 
Properties:
+4 Persuade
+4 Bluff

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[RagingPurpleGiant]

Maybe something nice to put on the occasional ogre or maybe on some quest involving ogres.
 

Duh Smashur
Base Item: Quarterstaff
 
This large and clumbsy piece of wood looks to be a club carved poorly from a heavy tree branch. What some ogre must have thought to be his initials are carved into the side.
 
Properties:
Bonus Damage 1d6 bludgeoning
-4 attack penalty

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[RagingPurpleGiant]

Ilmater's Nuts
Base Item: Misc. Small (seeds)
 
These walnut sized seeds are always sold in groups of two.
 
Dispite their inappropriate name they're very useful if you can stand to put them in your mouth.
 
Properties:
Cure Light Wounds 2 uses

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[RagingPurpleGiant]

Impressive Longsword
Base Item: Longsword
 
This longsword is well crafted and plated with the occasional spec of gold or silver as well as sporting a well crafted handle with intricate designs.
 
Properties:
+2 Persuade

[RagingPurpleGiant]

Cursed Cloak: Vaunted Base Item: Cloak
 
This dirty brown cloak is torn and smeared with blood and dirt, it smells as though it had been torn from a recently deceased man who died in a less than pleasant fasion.
 
Mass-Produced by Priests of Velsharoon in an attempt to morph an entire city into the living dead at once these cloaks failed to work properly and instead of creating an army of undead were just a mild annoyance.
 
Properties:
Special Movement Speed: Zombie Walk

[RagingPurpleGiant]

Splint-Mail of Arch-Wizardry Base Item: Splint-mail
 
This heavy suit of armor is covered in arcane runes. Surely the wizard who could wear this would be the envy of his collegues.
 
Properties:
Bonus spell slot wizard level 1

[RIPnogarD]

[COLOR="firebrick"][SIZE="4"]Spiked Buckler[/SIZE][/COLOR] (as dagger, size small)
1d4 damage
+1 AC deflection modifier
+2 perry
+1 bludgeoning
-1 tumble

NOTE: Two of these with ambidexterity and two weapon fighting would be... cool!