Ambient Loot Suggestions, EfU:A Edition

[TheMacPanther]

Cilice of the Enduring

a lightly barbed and bloodied cilice commonly worn by the Ilmatari as an act of penance and devotion.

Gloves

-2 con
+2 Heal
Cure light wounds 1/day
Bonus cleric spell slot: 1st
Only usable by: Good

[derfo]

fried butt

"this is a butt fried to perfection"

bless, single use

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

[Mist Brew]

This item gives you hallucinations, at the same time grant extreme strength and constitution. Being found with this item is an assured ticket to a Stygian's interrogation room where you will be slowly tortured with hooks and barbs as they cackle madly as they snicker at your weakness for being such a dumb ass.

-4 intelligence, wisdom, charisma.
+1d4 str, and con.

[Cerberus]

Steel mantle
Witht the proper training this fine silk cloak is more than meets the eye...
A) +2 Discipline (the cloak can be used to hide the wearers center line, thus making it difficult to catch them off balance).
B) Entropic Shield x/daily (when used properly the flowing silk helps absorb and deflect incoming projectiles).
C) Prereq's: Lawful/monk/monk AC bonus/deflect arrows (all of this mostly to up the DC vs UMD).
 
*NOTE: This might be a nice item for the Order of the Steel Fist (hint-hint)

[derfo]

double fried butt

a. eat for real good taste
b. eat for endurance
c. smell good

this might be real good for the butt eat committee (hint)

[Cerberus]

Butt Spanker
Prerequisite: Usable ony by admin and moderators
 
This special tool is used to delete pointless humorless flame posts (like this one and half of derf's posts) and spank the member that wrote the juvenile BS.
 
*prepares for his spanking*

[TheImpossibleDream]

Vial of Tears

A vial of salty tears, said to lift the spirits of those deviant enough to consume them.

Only Useable by: Evil
Aid, single use.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

The Ring of the Gong- Sound burst single use

Fifty Percent immunity to Sonic.

[Drakill Tannan]

Pocket Guardsman - Dagger

1 use/day: Shelegan's persistant blade (4)
+1 AC
+1 Magical damage

Only usable by: Wizard

[AfroMullet]

Spinach

1/use Greater Bull's Strength

[Egon the Monkey]

Ancient Netherese Laboratory Tools
"These old, extremely precise tools appear to be designed to aid alchemists with tricky problems"
 9 charges
Fox's Cunning, 2 charges/use
Identify, 1 charge/use
Unique Power (the alchemy tool power) 5 uses/day
Weight reduction, 30% of weight.

[Cerberus]

Gloves of Ayuruk (maybe more of a DM loot)
These lightly padded gloves are grey in color with blood red cord encircling the wrist portion.
-2 dam
+1 AC deflection mod
+1 Fort
Cure moderate wounds 1/daily (or laying on of hands if thats possible)
 
Prereq: monk AC bonus, devine spell ability

[Egon the Monkey]

Those are rather powerful, but hefty drawbacks. They're 3/4 points of damage lower than other monk gloves.
You can't put prerequisites, so it would have to be Only Usable By: Monk.  
Also, if you're unsure on whether a feat can be added, just test it in the toolset. I suggested some impossible stuff intil I just decided to fire it up and run my ideas through the item wizard.

[Cerberus]

Is there a way to make an item usable by two classes, not either or but has to have both classes? For instance usable by monk and cleric, not one or the other but has to have both classes.
 
Or maybe has to worship a certain deity? (like Ilmater)

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Claws of the Eagle

These gloves were found in the mountains off the body of a dead stargazer. They appear useful.

Gloves

+3 slashing damage.
-2 bludgeon.
Eagle's splendor 1/day