Scrapper Wedding

[Ryan]

By request...

I didn't grab all the vows that were made, unfortunately (if someone did, post them!), but I did take some pretty screenshots! EFU's a great place for stories, and weddings (both disastrous and otherwise, though mostly disastrous) are among them.




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[Knight Of Pentacles]

I'm just going to guess they get blown up later then?

[xXCrystal_Rose]

Not even the fun type of Red wedding.

[half_man_can]

I left just in time!! jk

go scrappers!

[HarvestMoon]

[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  You two ready?
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  [nods] Ready as I'm going to be.
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  [Shrugs]
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  Last chance to back out. If ya wanna wait fer a cleric...
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  I'd love a priestess to be here to bless our joining. But we make do with what we have, right?
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  Times are tough, an' yer words are enough, I says.
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  So, we doin' this?
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  Aye, We're doing this
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  There we go. Take center stage, my friends.
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  Ladies an' gents, I'd like some silence now.
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  We have 'ere Rags an' Reesa, two scrappers who are dear friends of mine.  
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  One's a greyling, the other's yer bog normal halfer. What they can't be in skin, they can share in vows, though.
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  I ain't no priest or anythin' like that. I got about as much use fer Gods as I do piles of dirt.
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  But I reckon I'm man enough to ask fer those vows, if you'll give 'em.
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  Startin' with you, Reesa.
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  [nods with a smile] Thank you Red.
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  Say yer words.
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  [Smiles and nods. Turns to face Reesa.]
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  [holds out a ring to Raggz]
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  I was lucky enough to find you here in the dark when the world was dark above.  You've showed me the "stars" of the caves and the bits of your heart.  If you'll have me, I'd be proud to be your missus.
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  [Looks at Reesa as if she's the only person in the room.]
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  [puts the ring in Rags hand then takes a long drink from the flask, drinking down half of it]
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  *Red smirks at this.*
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  *Evidently he approves of the boozing.*
[COLOR="Teal"]Chimaera[/COLOR]:  *watches, her expression wistful*
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  An' if yer done, Reesa, I'll ask Rags to give his vows now.
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  I hope someday soon we can have it blessed by Yondalla and Sheela's own as well.  [offers the other half of the bottle to Rags]
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  [Smiles]
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  [nods]
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  [Looks Reesa in the eyes and speaks to her.] I know it's not a traditional halflin marrage. No days of celibration. We'll do that tagether til we cant no more.
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  But wit what we have here in da dark, we need only eachother. [holds out a ring]
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  [holds out her hand for the ring]
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  Keep dat until we ken do dis right by da gods.
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  [clasps it tight in her hand]
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  [Drinks down the rest of the brew]
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  A'right! Hold out yer fingers together.
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  *He holds up a bundle of rusted wire.*
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  [claps Rags hand and holds out her hand to Red]
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  We'll start da Greyling race out good we will! [Smiles]
[COLOR="Teal"]Oscar Sprocket[/COLOR]:  [Nods thoroughly.]
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  By the scrapper traditions vested in me, which I made up five minutes ago, I pronounce ya joined. *He links their fingers together with the length of wire.*
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  [Grins]
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  [grins and laughs]
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  Now smooch, damnit.
[COLOR="Teal"]Oscar Sprocket[/COLOR]:  Bravo!
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  [Looks her in the eyes and then kisses Reesa...]
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  [smooches Rags throughly]
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  now fer da honeymoon [grins]
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  A'right, a'right. Best we can do fer now, until we can find ya a hin of the cloth.
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  But I hope that's suitable fer ya.
[COLOR="Teal"]Reesa Tallfen[/COLOR]:  [nods with a smile] It'll do just fine.  We've exchanged our vows in front of friends and kin.  The blessings will come
[COLOR="Teal"]Raggz[/COLOR]:  Gotta do what we gotta do dese days.
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  Cheers!
[COLOR="Teal"]Rendirk Stoutheart[/COLOR]:  Now go drink yerselves silly, I got a convention to close.

[Ryan]

Oh, thanks HM!

[Damien]

Ugh...I blame kadar for all of this.

[Kotenku]

How on earth did you get away with this without a suicide bombing

[Pandip]

smooches roughly.

[WellRespectedMan]

there was a wedding on efu that didn't turn into a cursed magic ritual / terrorist attack? this really is the end