The Conquest of Clan Cromax

[Black_TopHat]

Yes, the mighty Clan Cromax was formed and we brought much disaster to the ignorant and weak surfacers. There was not a foe that could stand against us. We were mighty, faced every challenge in our search for sacred hooman piss. This mighty trio met many challenges, surpassing all. It was only through the sneaky and treacherous attack from the rear of a fully buffed Auxillary Kill Team that we were defeated.

We vanquished a terrible Hook Horror, a rival warband of killer kobolds, and outsmarted a tunnel thug.

Also, we lasted about 30 minutes, to the second.

A bad joke, blown out of proportion to plenty of laughs, big thanks to Efuincarnate and Frostbite. Granny too, for fuelling the fire, as well as everybody else!



The first Cromax



The Clan Grows!



Our mighty band is assembled



And off we charge, fearing nothing, for WE BRING THE FEAR



After making various vulgarities to the fallen Dragon we continued on our quest



Into the Lower, we walked without fear. Except a little bit of Fear. More Hoomies than Cromax we decided to keep moving, looking for easy prey after scaring off a halfling



Still no sign of conflict we keep going...



Only to stumble upon a mighty and dangerous foe! But thanks to great goblin skill we defeat the mighty aberration.



Round and round we go, through tunnel and cave, seeking a foe worthy of us



And we found one! A strange woman, standing with a black dog. Before we could even demand her hooman piss the dog tore out my throat, leaving me bleeding upon the ground. As the others ran to my aid... or away, the Spellguard Fiends joined the battle



And it ended like this, after stabilizing and trying to crawl away.

[SIZE="7"]CLAN CROMAX![/SIZE]

[Gloinar]

aye

[Doc-Holiday]

Glorious

[MaimedGod]

aye

[Spiffy Has]

aye

[Kinslayer988]

Aye

[SaladFriend]

aye

[Frostbite]

CROMAX!

[Stranger]

aye

[Knight Of Pentacles]

aye?

[efuincarnate]

Cromaxiums Cromaximus!!!!

Eat disaster human piss!