Weapons, Armor, Clothing Loot Ideas Please!

[Nuclear Catastrophe]

The purpose of this thread is to help me fill out my now barren personal mod filled with loot which I used to stock up my DM avatar.  So I now am painfully lacking in things like :

Clothing.

Armor.

Weapons.



So!  Feel free to post up any ideas here so I don't have to spend hours thinking up stuff that might never even be worth giving out ingame -anyway-.  Be as disgustingly self-serving as you wish, as long as you are within EfU and the NwN toolset's constraints. (keeping in mind that you CAN include EfU-only spells and feats as possibilities when I create these objects!)

And who knows, you might see it (or a NuclearCatastrophe modified variant, at any rate) in the mod at some point in the near future. :)

Edit :  And I do mean mechanical ideas ;)

Like "Poisoners Kukri, +1 acid, coat weapon with poison 3/day", "Cloak of Blinding Speed, expeditious retreat 3/day", that sort of thing.  But more powerful if you want, more customised, interesting biography's.... you know.

I'd leave all the custom dyeing and tailoring to you guys, gosh.  But I'd gladly provide the EXACT dyes in character with certain IG tailors if that's what it took to make people happy with their painstakingly created, cerebrally thought out custom loot.

[Abandoned-1]

Little something I threw together. Please add this.

[xXCrystal_Rose]

Deurgar Beast-herder's Prod
Dagger

The wild animals of the Underdark are often very defiant and sturdy. Instruments like these are often used to provide jolts of pain to motivate, herd and train animals to become more obedient. With enough work even the most stubborn rothe bull can be made docile and with its compliance others will also follow and obey.


No Damage
-10 damage
1 negative energy vs animals and beasts
1/day Awaken
OUB: Evil

[Arc]

Couple ideas I think might lead to some cool RP:

Red Wizard Robes - Set, must be worn whole.
Provides access to a couple per/day fire spells, and can be used to set summoning theme as fire, Perhaps with some DR or stat bonuses to make the set worth the RP.

Goblin Facemelter - Mace
A goblin mace, wrapped in so many rags it hardly even hurts to be hit with- At first. Rags are soaked with acid, though, and in a cruel goblin twist, it will, quite literally, melt your face off.

Fragments of a mythril sword, numbered 1 to 10, 1 the rarest, 10 the most common
This is a fragment of some lost sword. It radiated deeply powerful holy energies, and those energies can be released in a single use, healing the holder or destroying an undead creature. Perhaps, however, if one were to gather all of the fragments, the blade could be reforged.

Phylactery on a stick - Staff
Some maddened person stuck a unused Lich's phylactery onto this branch. Powerful protective magics inherent in the lich's phylactery naturally surround it, but it makes you massively vulnerable to negative energies as it draws them towards it.

[gravekeeper]

Bone Sickle

Used by Gray Druids and some quaint sorcerers, the bone sickle is favored for its connection with the powers of death and the end of the cycles. The user of a bone sickle often prefers this weapon when they need to harvest herbs and fungi with venomous and hallucinogenic powers, specially used in their rituals to bring end to someone's life.

+1 Intimidate
+1 negative energy damage
+3 Improved Saves against Negative Energy
OUB: Non Good

[Heavyfog]

Madman's Warpants

This battered and bloodied pair of leather pants seem to still possess powerful enchantments to those brave (or foolish) enough to wear them.

Loincloth
AC: 0
Some sort of small DR

+2 STR
+2 CON
+2 DEX

-2 INT
-2 WIS
-4 CHA

1/day: Tasha's Hideous Laughter
3/day: Masochism (custom spell)

Cursed: Pants cannot be easily removed without divine help

[BlowTheManDown]

Damaged Masterwork Crossbow
Crossbow

This crossbow looks to have been a spectacular piece of machinery until it looks to have suffered at least half a dozen beatings with a rock or something along such lines. Numerous dents and bent fragments from the damage tarnish its once majestic glory. None the less such things are made to last it looks to still be serviceable. Not only that it may just be better then your run of the mill bolter.

1d4 massive crits
+1 mighty



Diviners blindfold
Helm

This head wrap is not exactly a blindfold but a cloth filled with thinly cut holes for the enterprising illusionist wishing to preform tasks "Blindfolded" or a amateur diviner who is not yet "one with himself" enough to manage a blind folded reading of someone. Such wraps while making it harder to see still aid in focus and clearing ones mind for the task at hand.

-2 Spot
-2 Search

+1 against mind effecting
+3 concentration
+1 Spellcraft
+1 Lore


Dunwarren manhole
Shield

The streets of dunwarren are lined with sewer entries every now and then but most importantly are the manholes which at this point are mostly gone. Such were enchanted to stop smells and other more dangerous elements from surging out of the sewers on poor and unfortunate gnomes on their daily commute. Such objects now scattered throughout dunwarren by scrappers or particularly bitter chosen and are still hounded by adventurers to use as shields and otherwise.

+2 ac against shape changer
+2 ac against ooze
+1 ac against Vermin
+2 against disease
+2 against poison

Bastion of Filth
Half-Plate

This plate looks to be coated with sewer grime, filth, and, bile along with at least a thousand years fermenting in a
pile of chosen droppings. This once noble mail is grimy and horrible yet with such stench comes great power. Armors as this made in proper deep gnomish nature were somewhat susceptible to attaching improvments based on their local. Yet this armor has managed to absorb all the grace and power of trash and filth. What a find...

[Flies activate on putting this on]
-2 Charisma
+1 ac
1/day summon creature 2 ooze.
+2 against disease

[Blue41]

Shaggy Rothe Cloak

A cloak made from rather pungent but insulated rothe fur. It grants its wearer a bit of the rothe's sturdiness in life, as well as their stench...

+2 vs Cold
2 DR vs bludgeoning
-1 Charisma

Substance-soaked Rags

The filthy garments once worn by a Substance-addict. They are tattered and filthy, glowing a faint green color. Just putting them on makes it harder to concentrate, as all life's little troubles go away...

Green light (10 m)
-2 will
-2 concentration
5% DI Slashing/Piercing/Bludgeoning

[Moonlighter]

Lucky Scrapper Boots
A set of tiny, boots! You feel luckier just wearing them! Though, you can't help but wonder what happened to their last owner...
Race: Halfling
+1 Universal Saves
Feat: Defensive Roll

[The Holy Goat]

Dwarven Flyswatter
war hammer
No damage
+2d4 vs. vermin
+1 intimidate

Worminger's pointy stick
Spear
No damage
+d10 vs vermin
+2 vs poison
-2 intimidate
-4 persuade

Dwarven cask "plate"
Full plate 20 charges
Material:Oak
-1 ac
-1 dex
+2 discipline
+2 vs disease
+2 vs poison
2 charge/ ironguts
3 charges/ cure serious
5 charges/ endurance
20 charges/ stoneskin

Chessantian Hoplite's Uniform (oub: lawful human fighter)
Breastplate 1/4
+1 armor
+2 discipline
+2 concentration
+1 intimidate
+1 persuade

Shield 2/4
Large shield
Soak  2/+1
+1 discipline
-1 reflex

Helm 3/4
Immunity:fear
+2 discipline
+1 concentration
+2 intimidate
-4 spot
-4 search
-2 listen

Short spear 4/4
-2 dmg
+2 divine
+d4 vs chaos
+2 intimidate

[Moop]

Could be horribly mistaken but I dont think they can add less than 5 soak to items..?

Anyway.

Reinforced Chainmail

A well crafted breastplate that provides more protection when compared to your average suit of Chainmail.

5/2 +1 ac

[Mortui]

A bit self-serving but I don't think there are any of these in the module as it is.

Balanced Dire-Mace

This dire-mace is far more balanced on both ends than your average dire-mace.

Feats: Two-Weapon Fighting, Ambidexterity.

[Knight Of Pentacles]

Replica of the Pantless Plate

A forgery of the legendary Pantless Plate of Ymph.  Many heroes were said to rise and fall wearing the gaudy plate piece on their chests with their loins and enormous stones exposed to all the world.  Many a prophecy says of how one day the actual artifact might be recovered and used in the fight against the Dread Foe.  

7 AC half plate, no pants, +2 vs giants, +4 vs fear, +1 intimidate

Eye Gouger
Made long ago by an unnamed Ordinant to gouge out the eyes of Beholders. It has been passed down the generations and through the ranks ever since.  

Lance, no damage, 2d10 sonic vs aberrants, +1 vs aberrants, Blindness On-Hit: Dc 18. Ranger with FE: aberrants only.  Cannot be used with shield. Cannot be used with UMD.

[Nuclear Catastrophe]

Thanks for these suggestions, much appreciated.  Keep them coming in.

Bonus points for originality!

[tunnel_badger]

Steam Powered Automatic Light Crossbow

A rather bulky light crossbow with various cogs, wires and strange devices attached.  It has a large opening in the base for some sort of fuel, perhaps?

//must consume potions or baublium to maintain power levels, must have some skills in EFUSS engineering//

+1 enhancement bonus (or +1 attack bonus)
+1d6 sonic damage bolts, unlimited
+25% fire and electric vulnerability
-2 armor class