Ambient Loot Suggestions, EFU:R Edition

[Howlando]

Feel free to use this thread to toss in interesting item ideas for use as ambient or quest loot in EFU:R.

Loot with an interesting flair, loot that isn't too powerful, loot that is equivalent to existing loot may be incorporated into EFU.

[Lannister]

Aberrant Strands

When thrown with enough force at something this pale fleshy strand will start to rapidly grow and spread exerting all it's energy and life in a brief moment of rapid growth.

Web(3) single use

[Spiffy Has]

Name:The Scrapper's Baton
Weapon: Club
Description: Wielded by the runners of the machine, the halfling population often hosts daring, and dangerous contests through the rail-lines of the Machine, seeing if they can beat the machinery to the otherside and to safety. Some have even gone so far as to run relay races, and each baton is enchanted to ensure success- or at the very least, a fighting chance!
Stats:
+1 reflex
+3 tumble
1/day expeditious retreat
OUB: Halfling

[Knight Of Pentacles]

Society of the Ordered Mind Plate, Ruined

Description:Shambling remains of an Ordinant's plate. A strange alien growth tendrils about its crevices.  

full plate
-1 AC
+2 ac vs aberrations
+2 fortitude
-1 will
Additional Property: Unknown
80% of original weight.

[Knight Of Pentacles]

Name:Sharpened Purple Crystal Shard, Unstable
Weapon: Dagger
Description: A piece of purple crystal ground down to have an edge. It is slowly losing its indigo glow.
Stats:
no damage
+1 positive energy,
unique power: casts cure light wounds on hit. (Like purple crystal arrows)
fades after reset

Name:Sharpened Purple Crystal Shard, Stable
Weapon: Kukri
Description: A piece of purple crystal ground down to have an edge. Its unique shape which allows it to maintain a permanent charge of positive energy makes it somewhat unwieldy to some.
Stats: no damage
+2 positive energy,
unique power: casts cure light wounds on hit. (Like purple crystal arrows)

[Cornugon]

Name: Faerzress contaminated (projectile)
Weapon: Dart, Arrow, Bolt

Description: An irregularly shaped crystal glowing a sickly violet, fashioned into (projectile). It appears very brittle and thin.

Stats:
No Damage (The crystal will shatter on impact, and is too small to inflict real damage)

On Hit: Spell failure x% (would need to be custom scripted, though)
OR
On Hit: Dispel
OR
On Hit: Deafness (to simulate spell failure)

[Knight Of Pentacles]

Name: Chronicles of Squidima
Item: Book
Description: A thin book bound with the leather of beholderflesh. It is illustrated with many pictures of the infamous Calishite alienist and her tentacled cohort Kreil Gotek embarking on epic adventures in the Underdark. Gotek lashes violently at a drow swordmaster in an arena while being observed by all manner of strange creatures.  Most notably an illithid with his hands clasped together in subtle amusement.  The duo creep towards  tall, imposing monoliths of alien architecture while a beholder cackles madly in the background.   Most curious of all the illustrations is the mage and Gotek standing among black and red robed wizards and a faltering animatron as wererats pour in from the darkness.  The following page shows almost the same exact scene but distorted as what appears to be a gem falls to the ground and erupts with a brilliant light.   The book ends telling how she transcended her mortality after a number of harrowing adventures above and below before escaping to the mainland where she became as legend.

Stats: Summon Monster IV single use, aberrants theme

[Knight Of Pentacles]

Name: Carnival Hammer
Item: Weapon/Maul
Description: A large wooden hammer used during carnivals and fairs to play a number of games. Most notably "wack-a-kobold" where a number of kobolds are placed into a den with multiple exits.  The object of the game is to wack as many of the lizards in the head as possible before they flee.  

Stats: +1 ab vs reptilian, +1 sonic damage, -1 damage

[gravekeeper]

Amber
Base Item: Gem

[INDENT]Fossilized tree resin, amber is a gem that occurs in range of different hues, the most common being the yellowish orange-brown usually related to its name. It is prized in folk medicine, in perfumery and as jewelry, sometimes happening to contain inclusions of fossilized plants or animals. The Talontar believe that finding a solitary piece of amber would mean Blightmother's favor, but if such a gem shatters when touched, the victim will soon die of disease.[/INDENT]

Jasper
Base Item: Gem

[INDENT]After going through the cutting and polishing, the usually opaque jasper is a valuated gem, often modified by the diffusion of minerals along discontinuities, providing the appearance of plant growth. By being exposed to the weather for a long period of time, it is possible to create upon its surface a series of intensely colored rinds filled by a myriad of intricate patterns. The followers of the Lady of Poisons usually favor such gem as the signal of their Mistress's favor, although if it shatters when touched, they assume that the person will soon fall victim of poison.[/INDENT]

[Spiffy Has]

Mad Marge's Mad Rum

This mead is said to be brewed by loyal scrappers to Mad Marge's campaign of terror. Only the most hardened of scrappers can consume this beverage can remain standing.

Alcohol
Found in the Machine

[NecronomiconV]

Drowish Sleep Darts
Weapon: Dart
Description: Drow are notorious for their poisons and most infamous is the sleeping poison they cover the little bolts they put into small wrist crossbows. Containing an extremely potent sleeping venom they can put even the hardy into a deep sleep.. Of course they can be thrown with just as much effect, if a bit less accurate.

Stats:
Material: Adamantine
Material: Zurkhwood
Quality: Masterwork
Onhit: Sleep DC: ?
Attack Penalty -1
Damage Bonus: 1d4 piercing

[Knight Of Pentacles]

Deluger
Throwable

Description: A pressurized metal sphere of enchanted water that when thrown will explode into a small wave that drenches those caught in its range.  

Effects: 20% electricity vulnerability, 20% fire immunity. Lasts 1d6 rounds.  Save versus reflex.  

Copper Shrapnel
Throwable

Description: Simple copper fragments with jagged ends.  When tossed on the ground they often stick in the feet of those who'd track through them.  

Like caltrops however with each point of damage taken for one round 10% electrical vulnerability, 5% fire vulnerability is applied.

Portable Fan
Miscellaneous Item

Description: A device that when cranked will cause a wheel of aluminium blades to spin and create mild gusts of wind.  Although they seem to be highly unstable, often breaking after a few uses.

Gust of Wind(3) ten uses per charge, 50 charges.

[Knight Of Pentacles]

Slo-Mo

This trendy new drug slows down the brain of the consumer, making him perceive time at a slower rate than normal.  Strangely enough, things always tend to get more gruesome in a fight than they ordinarily would be.

-20% movement speed, +4 natural armor bonus due to increased reaction time, messy kill perk (the one that makes things explode into gore on a kill),

[Hound]

Slo-Mo

This trendy new drug slows down the brain of the consumer, making him perceive time at a slower rate than normal.  Strangely enough, things always tend to get more gruesome in a fight than they ordinarily would be.

-20% movement speed, +4 natural armor bonus due to increased reaction time, messy kill perk (the one that makes things explode into gore on a kill),

That'd make more sense as dodge AC, wouldn't it?

[Zango_Unchained]

Slo-Mo

This trendy new drug slows down the brain of the consumer, making him perceive time at a slower rate than normal.  Strangely enough, things always tend to get more gruesome in a fight than they ordinarily would be.

-20% movement speed, +4 natural armor bonus due to increased reaction time, messy kill perk (the one that makes things explode into gore on a kill),

Actually, just apply slow to the user and give +5 ac/+3 ab +2 reflex -2 will.

So it turns into a net gain of:

+1 ac +2 ab +2 reflex

While it does:

Removes an attack per round/-2 will

Represents preplanned blows, ac due to increased reflexes, reflex for the same reason, will reduction for being slow minded, and attack reduction for forethought to blows.

Addiction leads to being highly twitchy when it wears off, hyper active and your mind compensating for when it thinks its on the drug. Increases speed but reduces saves across the board and reduces dex.