Letter sent to Sister Selsi

[wahoo387]

Esteemed Sister,

There are few as well known for their dedication to their work as much as you. You have toiled many times to facilitate a comprehensive polling of each and every election, and you are more charitable than even the Maribids, if I could dare think such a thing.

I wonder if it is at all alluring to you that you take a break this coming election and let me handle the polling for you for the right price, and also, if it would interest you to contract me on behalf of the Banda Rossa to help you in your charitable works. I am a man of many talents and I am a go-getter, so any task (within reason) is one I am more than willing to undertake.

I am certain a woman of your wit and resourcefulness has many tasks that need doing, and could use a little help. Let me lend a hand, and you lend me your dinar.

Regards,
Gregory Quigsby