A package to Ricardus "Ricky" Saenus, of the Big Chums [DM]

[Fabulous Secret Powers]

[The package's wrapping is an elaborate affair, made of fine cloth, impeccably soft to the touch. A stylish card, adhered to the ribbon around the paper, makes the recipient evident, yet no sender is mentioned.

Once opened, an irresponsibly thick camel hair sweater, yellow as a lemon, can be found inside. Upon the chest, a tiny little stick figure with red hair stands atop a groknak. The man appears to be drunk, bottle in each hand. He seems to be profusely cursing, judging by the numerous crude symbols floating away from his head. The groknak, on the other hand, appears as if it cannot bear the man's weight. All of its limbs have fallen to its sides, imprisoned to the ground below.

Embroidered below in bold, capital letters, stands a simple name: "RICHIE".]