Letter to the College of the Balladeers

[I love cats]

[A stone slab has been sent to the Balladeers someone has taken a hammer and chisel and carved words upon a stone slab.]

DEAR COLLEGE OF BALLADEERS

PHOR SOLDIER OF SULTAN WRITEE BEAUTIFUL STONE SCULPTURE OF ALEJANDRO BROKEN. UNDER LAWS OF SULTAN THIS THIS IS VANDALISM AND NEEDLESS VIOLENCE IN WELL IF IT'S OWNER VOICED PRESSES CHARGES AND IDENTIFIES AS THEIR PROPERTY. 


-SOLDIER PHOR ABADI