Letter sent to the Legates of Ephia's Well

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[Two well-perfumed envelopes arrive at the Palatial Pyramid, both tucked under one of the Legates' offices. A thick cloud of aromas and scents bursts out as it's opened.]

Hziran 28th, IY 7788

Esteemed Legates,

I, Hamdan al-Hamdan, petition you to restore me to my former office, which was stripped away from me by a dual-White League Pyramid for daring to speak out against them and in favour of the Fourth Legion's Janissaries. I urge you to do this hastily, as I wish to enter again the realm of governing Ephia's Well with vigour and enthusiasm as a true Purple Patriot would.

I, Hamdan al-Hamdan, should serve as one of the Viziers of the Well. It is my destiny, and my calling. Now, more than ever, in a full-Purple Pyramid, it is THE time!!!

- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair, News Mogul, Tourism Magnate, Purple League Patriot, Champion of Debate, Collector of Tomes, Citizen of Ephia's Well,
   The Most Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan