Letter & Contract sent to Ariel

[thegn]

[An immaculate letter fashioned with the finest parchment, scented with decadent perfumes, and written with magnificent calligraphy; bundled up with a sealed contract.]

Subat 4th, IY 7787

Dear Ms. Ariel Hysair,

I presume you to be Eamon's successor after his abrupt and rather sudden retirement from his career as a politician, and that as his successor, you will do good on his relation and his former plans.

Surely, you are also aware of the costs necessary for success, as a reasonable businesswoman ought be, and while my services come at a premium (and are highly coveted, might I add), out of my deepest generosity and admiration for your campaign, I have included a 30% discount on all services as shown (you don't need to calculate it, it's already done so on the contract).

Please sign below and let us begin a most fruitful relationship.

- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair,
   the Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan

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