Advisory Letter sent to Eamon Bronzegate

[thegn]

[A sublime letter, rushed to Eamon Bronzegate's hands by way of a hurried, sweaty courier.]

Subat 2nd, IY 7787

Dear Mr. Eamon Bronzegate,

What are you thinking?! This is an utter mess you've pulled out of your rotten behind and slammed down my table to deal with.

Joining the Janissaries? Fulfilling your "service" as a Voiced citizen? My good man-- you're a career politician, you can't just jump into army boots willy-nilly whenever you fancy the idea!

It's not too late to stitch this up. I'll be expecting to speak to you VERY soon.

- Grand Strategist, Poet-Extraordinaire, Swashbuckling Bravo, Known Philanthropist, Baz'eeli Debonair, Political Advisor,
   the Esteemed Hamdan al-Hamdan