A Formal Letter of Complaint to the Sandstone College (PC? DM?)

[Moonlighter]

A strange letter arrives.

To Whom It May Concern,

The crimes of the Sandstone College against fashion must come to an end. Half of the Well is going around dressed in burlap sacks, looking like half-overturned bags of fruit at a market stall.

And beige? It is so not in. I'd wager it was never in. It will very probably never be in.

Please rectify this before my eyes are forced to bleed any further.

Balestriere Mirielle Rosseau
La Banda Rossa

[Howlando]

Balestriere,

Our simple homespun robes are well suited for the modest and simple ways of our students, many of whom are away from home for the first time and liable to stain and soil finer or fancier fabrics. These plain robes suit our College very well. Perhaps you'd care to put aside the revels and fancy ways of your Krak and join us in a more noble path? I think we have several robes just your size. It's never too late for the path towards self-improvement.

Chancellor Khel