Letter to Boops Margo

[I love cats]

Dear Boops


I have recently has the displeasure of reading your catalogue. That Halberd you have for sale is a small Halberd. It is of inferior make and craftsmanship it is nothing. It is a medium Halberd at best perhaps slightly larger than the one uses by soldier Butcher. Please change the size description in your catalogue it is simply not accurate and possibly a form of theft by fraud.

I will be happy to demonstrate how small and tiny that Halberd you are selling is.

-Recluta Bootpolisher