EFU Got no Bearded Elf? -lies!-

[granny]

... and Granny got the proof!

[Frenzied]

Ten Tricks That The Spellguard Don't Want You To Know About Growing An Elf Beard.

[el groso]

Elves should not have beard, that's a NWN thing... At least according to D&D in general, only half-elves have beard...

[Pigadig]

I blame the Substance.

[granny]

Of course it was Tulathek!
... the EVOLUTION!

[Jasede]

Elves are better with beards

Just look at that guy

[Frenzied]

On another server I played an elf would regularly emote gluing cat hair onto his face to make facial hair.

[granny]

Elves are better with beards

Just look at that guy

true... I'm sure everyone would glue cat fur on their faces to look like that as well