When Not To Play EFU

[Spiffy Has]

A compilation of events has forced me to make this post as a public reminder of when I am not supposed to play EFU.

When I haven't slept in 23 hours.

• When I recently had a stressful day in my life.
• When I have a cat on my lap.
• When I recently died numerous times on a random quest.
• When a friend on irc tells me to log on when I am about to go to bed (I won't be getting off until next morning and regretting it).

If other efuers would like to compile bad times to play efu, this would be the thread to do so.

[Ladocicea]

When I'm online to make your life hell.

[LordofCinder]

When a DM announces tremors in the earth and a trickle of rocks and dust land near your feet.

[el groso]

During Orc invasions back in Efu:M. (guess not relevant anymore)

When you're (too) drunk.

[Haer Dalis 83]

When parents come to visit you at college.

[Kinslayer988]

When you have a 20 page essay due on sustainability

[Paha]

When you even got to consider these things.

[Yooze Ain't Ready]

Attempting to play drunk at 4 am after a night out.

[Knight Of Pentacles]

When hellfire rains down from the heavens and the legions of Satan walk the earth.

[TheTurboNerd]

When Thomas is online

[Moonlighter]

When Thomas is online

QFE

[One_With_Nature]

When the only other person online is a 20 strength half orc called Murder McSmashface

[Abandoned-1]

When the entire server considers themselves your opposition.

[fireflies]

When the entire server considers themselves your opposition.

:(

... yeah.

[The Marauder]

When your fellow cultists in exile aren't on to keep you company :(