EFU:R In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Kinslayer988]

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[TD]: hi thomas[/TD]
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[TD="align: left"]11:26[/TD]
[TD]: hi[/TD]
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[TD="align: left"]11:26[/TD]
[TD]: I am trying to log into my brother's origin account to replay ME2 and Me3[/TD]
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[TD="align: left"]11:26[/TD]
[TD]: but he gave me the wrong password[/TD]
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[TD="align: left"]11:26[/TD]
[TD]: cunt[/TD]
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[TD="align: left"]11:29[/TD]
[TD]: Maybe your bro is pulling your balls[/TD]
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[TD]: i got those games thomas[/TD]
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[TD="align: left"]11:29[/TD]
[TD]: you could use mine[/TD]
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[TD="align: left"]11:29[/TD]
[TD]: but[/TD]
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[TD="align: left"]11:29[/TD]
[TD]: I dont like you[/TD]
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[Kinslayer988]

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[TD]::[ City Sending by Jeremiah Everglow : Backup at the inn!  Demons!  Citizens, stand clear!  Adventurers, get in here! ]::
::[ City Sending by Emyli Amblecrown : They are actually devils. Please educate yourselves. ]::

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[VanillaPudding]

<@derfo> "If you will not duel me, I will duel you." - VP fully buffed in whisper from invisibility on FD mode to some new player in the worm pits he's never talked to, before attacking

[Knight Of Pentacles]

(2:09:56 AM) wundy: i really want to get  my hands on thomas

[Kotenku]

diz-e should log in and have Groa stumble around drunk from fermented mushrooms

Get drunk, end up with a goblin warren, if this hearth's a shaking this world's a'Unmakin'

groa gets high all the time
no one notices :/

Groa is a psychedelic shroom addict, it is how they keep the Myconid population in check, she smokes them
shh

"I MUST LICK ALL THE MYCONIDS"
every time there's a new myconid
the tiny little baby gets escorted to Groa
who lays about like Hedonism bot
with the tiny little innocent myconid weeping as the lustful Groa slowly runs her black tongue along the cap
"Goooood...Goooood...This pleases da tempering"
Groa is that fat american slob traveling to Thailand for the questionable practices
"BRING ME ANOTHER"
[gets high and licks mushrooms]

rwg lol

"Yes-groa-here-is-fresh-spores-youngest-mycellium-most-delicious"
[tiny myconid weeping] "J-just...just here to keep peace. no want fight"
"d'witchseer nae want fight either. Come and give us a taste [one eye squinting]"
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-for-small-donation-of-dung- this-one-can-be-absorbed

Groa Halle: "How many licks do it take, d'seer wonders, to get to da center of a Myconid"
Sfptblrugh: [Puffs grey spores, weeping]

[The Revanchist]

RwG: If I'm playing an axe murderer or a monster and you're dumb enuogh to try and stab me
RwG: you're gonna get your face ate or you head cut off.
Revanchist: You're cutting my head off. This isn't contributing to my story and I'm not having fun. GRIEF.
RwG: Sometimes your story goes on to weave a great thread
RwG: Someitmes you get hit by a fucking bus
RwG: don't stand in the street
RwG: #RwGgankbus
RwG: #comingthrough
*** RwG is now known as RwGankBus

[Paha]

RwG: Sometimes your story goes on to weave a great thread
RwG: Someitmes you get hit by a fucking bus

Now that is a hilariously both ironic and so well condensed spirit of roleplaying that it pretty much says it all.

[The Revanchist]

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[TD]: I am sad[/TD]
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[TD]: I found a Holy Sceptor to Siamorphe[/TD]
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[TD]: and Yorrick was like[/TD]
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[TD]: lol[/TD]
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[TD]: "Let's sell this as a female pleasure device and see what the knight's do."[/TD]
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[TD]: LOL[/TD]
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[Knight Of Pentacles]

[Vlaid]

I'm enjoying probing myself
with the enthrallment rods

Said Albrecht Vauclair the PURE.

[TheShadow]

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          [TD]*** blue41 quit (Ping timeout: 250 seconds)[/TD]
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          [TD="align: left"]11:51[/TD]
          [TD]: Hey Mag|Away[/TD]
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          [TD]: Hey Rose[/TD]
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          [TD]: Hey CruathQuasith[/TD]
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          [TD="align: left"]11:51[/TD]
          [TD]: hey[/TD]
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          [TD="align: left"]11:52[/TD]
          [TD]: TheShadow so friendly[/TD]
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          [TD]: [/TD]
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          [TD="align: left"]11:57[/TD]
          [TD]: Hello Special.[/TD]
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          [TD="align: left"]11:57[/TD]
          [TD]: It costs almost nothing to greet people and be friendly, RwG, and it can make someone's day ^_^[/TD]
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          [TD="align: left"]11:58[/TD]
          [TD]: Hello TheShadow[/TD]
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          [TD]: TheShadow is next generation TNVW / DRD which is great.[/TD]
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[SilkHidingSteel]

: ::[ City Sending by Rallick Dess : I am RALLICK DESS, I like to SHOUT MY OWN NAME for reasons unknowable to those without my prescience. I would like to reiterate that Szul is suffering from combustion of the crotch due to being a LIAR LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE, he went and consorted with Intryzz and other horrible monsters, also, I like to wear womens clothes.... ]::

[TheSpooky]

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          [TD]: you must escape from uncertainty[/TD]
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          [TD="align: left"]01:29[/TD]
          [TD]: r e v e l a t i o n s[/TD]
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[Spiffy Has]

::[ City Sending by Chief Herald Penelope Castling : Prefect Albrecht Vauclair is, by decree of the Directorate, ordered to the Stocks. They bid me to read the following message: "Citizens shall be permitted to throw fruit upon the Prefect`s Toga that Albrecht Vauclair has todark chosen to soil." ]::

[VanillaPudding]

<@Howlando> There's a guy who beats meat but he has a disclaimer in his description
<@Howlando> Oh my god
<@Howlando> BUYS meat