EFU:R In-Game/IRC Quotes

[swbf2lord]

TPK FTL
rotflmaobbqsauce
Good job, you got another party whacked at sewer
First me, now a whole party? You're improving the lethality of your sendings.
:D
Now if you can just get all of Upper perma'd....
....we'll be all set.
That'll solve everything.

[Knight Of Pentacles]

The best image we've had of Thomas yet.

[wundyweiss]

19:22   wundy there was also that puzzle from the bartender
19:22   wundy in mist's end
19:22   blue41 orcan useless ring
19:22   blue41 oh man
19:22   wundy and i was like WHAT THE HELL
19:22   griff|dam lol
19:23   Howland You mean you never decoded that?
19:23   griff|dam everyone is just dumbfounded by every plot
19:23   wundy no, i didn't
19:23   blue41 when Howland did that big post about mysteries near the end of efum
19:23   Howland It's a pattern, you see....
19:23   blue41 I just felt sad
19:23   wundy a pattern of numbers
19:23   Howland ... a pattern of my hand slamming randomly against hte keyboard...

I was then later informed it was a delivery quest... I feel so ashamed now...

[Lunivere]

18:01   : thomas|mIRC
18:01   : Go to school
18:01   --- Paha has banned *!*@j-91-75-7-414.hsd4.ga.comcast.net
18:01   *** thomas|mIRC was kicked by Paha (thomas|mIRC)

[Twilight's Gift]

HOWLAND IS TO BLAME FOR THIS TRAVESTY <--- Howland is to blame for everything, being the brain child of the EfU we know and love.
being the brain child of the EfU we know and love.
We must erect a statue in his honor. And give it a manstache.
Errr.
being the brain child
SHADDUP
I just woke up
you know what I mean!
EfU gave birth to howland when it achieved sentience in the mid 2000's
LMAO
the DM team are an extension of this malefic server's gestalt will.
god knows what we have unleashed
lol
oh gods, my sides.
we can only hope our children will forgive us
Someone alert the defense fleet. I think my flanks just achieved orbit.
flank crit?: )
lol

[Doc-Holiday]

11:22 : I can win the brain damaged contest >_>
11:22: erm ... brain damaged cat
11:22 : is afraid of vacuums
11:22 : You were right the first time Wind.
11:23 : This is win: : I can win the brain damaged contest >_>
11:23 : all of you can bite me

[Sankis]

See Below!

[Valo56]

: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : It is with greatest  hunger and greatest regrets, that I sing to you now on Abala`s Tits. So  Tiny and Small, never to droop or to fall, for they are miniscule, at  best. - ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Now few men spy, with  their own eye, the curve of those tiny bug bites, Not even in the baths,  shallow or clear, can they be seen in the depths.  ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : And those who have  seen it, can scarcely believe it, there are few things that can compare.  Like ants, or gnats, or teenie tiny sacks, this short list is bigger  than her little rack. ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Now you remember  before of my first little score, on how I speak with greatest hunger and  regret- and that is because I am abuzz and appaled to find that I want  to squeeze that tiny bitch`s tit. ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : One can`t quite  explain it, and can barely contain it, it`s enough to make on pitch a  fit. We have the good looks, we have the fine grit, to make any woman to  swoon and to drip. ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : But that doesn`t matter to the little whore Abala, the tiny-breasted frump. She wants only one thing twixt her nethers, and that is Tyr`s bloody stump!  ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : *panting*  Wow. I actually felt nervous about that one, folks! Oh, special thanks  to Acacia for the inspiration... and Abala`s freakishly tiny breasts, of  course. ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Oh dear, this -is-  emberassing. The force field shut behind me. Guess I`m stuck here. Um.  Lots and lots of gold to anyone who can get me out! Unless you`re an  auxillary or watcher. If you`re either of those, screw you guys! ]:
:: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Seriously. Um. Lots of  scrap. And gold. Probably. I actually don`t have that much gold, but  I`m sure there`s lots of things here that can help you. I could also  tell you secrets. And stuff. And any scrappers hearin this oughta be  ashamed. You lot know where I am. ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : I guess while I have  the time I could sing, if you lot really want to. It`s sorta poetic  really. You all have been a captive audience and this here is ]::
: ::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : Well there`s a joke here, somewhere. ]::
: ::[ City Sending by Sigfried Iglacious : By all the gods. Please no. ]::
: ::[  Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : [Death] I was killed  by [Spoiler.] in  Dunwarren - Travelling. (NOT PVP?) ]::
: ::[  DM Shout : The final sending heard was the death rattle of Perigo  Pipes... and the faint sound of burning flesh. Nothing further. ]::

[tface=callig]

It is with greatest  hunger and greatest regrets
That I sing to you now  on Abala`s Tits.
So  Tiny and Small, never to droop or to fall,
For  they are miniscule, at  best.

Now few men spy, with  their own eye,
The curve of those tiny bug bites.
Not even in the baths,  shallow or clear,
Can they be seen in the  depths.

And those who have  seen it, can scarcely believe it,
There are few  things that can compare.
Like ants, or gnats, or teenie tiny sacks,
This short list is bigger  than her little rack.

Now you remember  before of my first little score,
On how I speak with  greatest hunger and  regret-
And that is because I am abuzz and appaled  to find that I want  to squeeze that tiny bitch's tit.

One can`t quite  explain it, and can barely contain it,
It`s enough to  make on pitch a  fit.
We have the good looks, we have the fine grit,
To  make any woman to  swoon and to drip.

But that doesn`t matter to the little whore Abala,
The tiny-breasted frump.
She wants only one thing twixt her nethers,
And that is Tyr`s bloody stump!

Perigo Pipes
Marpenoth 22nd, 1383 DR
"Abala's Tits"

[/tface]

[Spiffy Has]

Laughing so hard.

[Howlando]

::[ Unauthorised Dunwarren Sending by Perigo Pipes : [Death] I was killed by Ichabod Sykes in Dunwarren - Travelling. (NOT PVP?) ]::

This was an alert sent to the DM channel. It is an OOC alert and was sent due to a bug in how the sending system works (anything "said" in any channel gets picked up).

The fact that Pipes was killed by Ichabod is definitely OOC knowledge and please don't metagame it. Although of course character are free to speculate.

Personally I do find the whole thing quite amusing!

[Yugen]

Utterly brilliant.

[Doc-Holiday]

18:46 : ::[ City Sending by Charlene Carshby : Zsigmond- Sanctuary. ]::
18:47 : Wow, they just get married and she's already bossing the poor guy around.
18:47 : ROFL
18:47 : straight to the EFU archives
18:49 : If you have nothing nice to say, you should probably speak up.
18:49 : ^

[Pool]

15:59 Howland: Putin would do fine in EFU, basically.

[Jayde Moon]

thomas|mIRC:  Keeping abrest of matters, Abala.
Frostbite:  xD
thomas|mIRC:  Stay perky.
abala:  lmfao
abala:  f*** you thomas

[Nikolaz]

17:23: and walk into town looking like Abala
17:23: youknow, I kinda wonder
17:23: do halflings in fr have hairy feet
17:23: ...
17:23: This is a good question.
17:24: yes Cap
17:24: lol
17:24: like in the tolkienesque world greyhound was based on
17:24: Abala hairyfeet!
17:24: they have hairy tits
17:24: granny
17:24: no
17:24: don't-
17:24: aggggh
17:24: muahahahahah
17:24: yes
17:24: . /boot granny
17:24: mental image....
17:24: granny..
17:24: now you have to find different sources for humor
17:24: fuck you...
17:24: EEWWWW