Amazing Quotes

[Sphagnum]

Ofcourse, it's very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitair playing industries have founded on a lack of understanding this simple fact.
 
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures
 
"I mean", said Ipslore bitterly "what is there in this world that turly makes living worthwile?"
Death though about it
"Cats", he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
 
 
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

[Sandstorm]

Mohandas Gandhi
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
 
Thomas Paine
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious — unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.
All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.

[I can has fun?]

"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your tea." -- Lady Astor
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." -- Winston Churchill

[Mort]

"Quotes are the bravado of 'knowledge', I do not wish to disguise myself behind the wise words of other great men (and women!)."
 - Someone not so famous

[Halfbrood]

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk!
Churchill: "Yes, and you're ugly, at least tomorrow morning I shall be sober."

Sir Winston Churchill

[iBard]

"You, sir, are drunk."
"And you, miss, are ugly. But in the morning, I will be sober."

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
Martin Luther King, Jr.


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[Drakill Tannan]

"If there were no god, we would have to invent him"

-Voltaire

[GoblinSapper]

The rain ...falls upon the just and the unjust alike; a thing which would not happen if I were superintending the rain's affairs. No, I would rain softly and sweetly on the just, but if I caught a sample of the unjust outdoors I would drown him.
- Mark Twain, a Biography

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere.
C. S. Lewis

 

Men sleep tonight with hands of bone
And will awake with hands of steel
With these hands we will destroy
And with these hands we will rebuild
And we will stand above the city
Rising high above the streets
From tops of buildings we will look
At all the lies beneath our feet
And we will raise our hands above us
Cast down shining in the sun
And with these hands that will not bleed
My father's battle will be won

The Protomen - The Good Doctor