How it frequently feels to be a DM

[Sternhund]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shbgRyColvE

[The Beggar]

"Is an XP?!"

no no no, it's a mystery box. You need to guess what is in the mystery box.

"IS AN XP!!!"

[UnholyWon]

lol!

[Teeth in a Bowl]

'What's in the box?'

'A CHAIN LIGHTNING TRAP.'

[Talir]

Too true.

[Pool]

I think I have autism. I legitly laughed at Sesame Street, even without its metaphor.

[Kotenku]

I think I have autism. I legitly laughed at Sesame Street, even without its metaphor.

Dude, what? Sesame Street is awesome.

[Ancient Madness]

[Somniis]

The players are definitely getting the upper hand in negotiations... (Go Cookie Monster!).

lol... this is very sad!

Yoda needs to stand in for Kermit occasionally to sort out the Cookie Monster's appetite and charm.

[Ironside]

Solid gold, this.

[Deadlykate]

Dude, what? Sesame Street is awesome.

Yes everyone knows Sesame Street is awesome! Best child show there is, at least was. Not sure if its still as good.

As for the title "How it frequently feels to be a DM" I totally agree. If only a DM wrote a book about how abusive the players can be to them.

P.S. If players try this with you just pop a monster out every few seconds, was either get it right, run away, or be overrun by annoying monsters on my old server.

[River Walker]

I am so terrible at this sort of thing. I always feel like my IQ drops about 50 points whenever I'm with a DM and they are trying to get me to do something specific. Somehow the most obvious thing in the world becomes completely incomprehensible to me if there's any kind of pressure to perform.

My apologies to all the DMs who I have put through this experience.

[Kinslayer988]

"Maybe if you listened to the clues"
"NO XP?"

Chain lightning trap

[Mira]

"ONE MEASLY COOKIE?!??"

[efuincarnate]

This deserves to be mandatory viewing before playing on the server.