Eliza Tiddlefoot Tunnelhunter

Started by Gnomer Pyle, January 28, 2013, 12:01:40 AM

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Gnomer Pyle

Eliza Tiddlefoot Tunnelhunter (Gnomercy)

This character was created on Sunday, January 20th, 2013 at 02:05:25 AM.
Since creation, this character has logged on and off 73 times.
The character has spent 1 day, 15 hours, 36 minutes, and 9 seconds online.

Eliza was a lawful good ranger of Segojan Earthcaller. As a young gnome, she wasn't very sociable, and found she wasn't very good at pranks, games, or mechanical and magical persuits. So she found a refuge in the wilderness. Despite her shyness and her stammer, her Charisma was actually 10.

Eliza was killed by a bear despite her 27 ac and 88 hp because apparently bears have +20 ab and do 15 + damage on a low hit, with a +12 reflex save. Ironically the bears rage wore off right after she died. Then she respawned and died again.

To be fair she attacked the bear first, because she wanted it's fur.

I do not have any screencaps of her, she didn't do much. But she did travel over most of the module (i think? i don't fuck with underwater levels echo the dolphin used to scare me), managed to find and bring in 5 bounties with help, and had alot of feycrystals when she died. good luck looting my corpse with me logged off, suckers.

Gnomer Pyle

next i'll either be some chinese shou lung dude with a spear and too many save bonus feats or a sassy barbarian woman with a quarterstaff

Winston Martin

I sense alot of bear hatred in this post. Perhaps you should try walking a mile in the noble boots of the bear before you slander his majesty in such unwarranted a manner.

TeufelHunden

Bears are the cause of much hatred on EFU...especially cave bears. The solution is easy...build powerhouse crush bots and laugh in the face of danger.

RuinedDesires

I think the moral of the story is, dont go after a bear?

The Old Hack

I liked Eliza :(

Sadly, in EfU most furred creatures are reluctant to let go of their fur. This is a trend carried over from other games and possibly even real life.

Lyvathar

Bears are people too.

lovethesuit

I also liked Eliza very much. Bears probably have taken the mad berserker perk, which seems broken until you realize that bears.

Anyway, was this the guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FujNzhs3TE0#t=0m13s

Erwin the German

What an unbearable fate.

Aspirinsmurf

I cannot bear to hear of such a tragedy!

Mr Howardson

She was a boar to know.

One_With_Nature

Enraged Ancient Dire Bears are more fun

Weresquid

I liked this annoying little gnome, even though we bearly met.

Halfbrood

Seems like Ymph brought its wrath to bear down upon you...

Dash

I can't bear HB's terrible puns any more.