Aberdenn Joke-Book

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A small leather-bound book filled with crass jokes

[tface=salt]What do you call a crow with two broken wings?

Carden.

What's the sound of two coins rubbing together?

Menasterbation

What's forty feet wide, covered in barnacles, and drifts from port to port filled with Caermyn sailors?

Saraid Caermyn's twat

What's the fastest way to go from Chambermaid to Lord Mayor?

Hoar yourself out

What do they call Drystan around the Last Keep?

Who?

What do you call a Caermyn Outhouse?

Camp Argenti

What's the difference between a Caermyn Merchant and the Mad King Treanda?

One's a conniving stump of a man shrouded in mystery speaking only in lies and riddles as he throws his voice around with drool spewing from his lips while soiling himself uncontrollably...

...And the other once claimed Dominion over all of Ymph[/tface]