EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[johanmaxon]

WHO isn't? Big loloolololoollolo

[Mr Howardson]

I never read anything more amazing in my life.

[ThisIsWonderland]

Why was I not present for this?!

[Aethereal]

Customary kudos to the Scavian romance and then:

what would happen if we dump ppl's corpse to a refuse pit?
jzhmer what kind of fucking question is that
just curious
in a trash pit it would erase the corpse
Just go back and look at records from the holocaust.
OH WAIT
You meant in game...
hahah
Oopsy daisy.
* Bobbylaptop|home| snipes KOP in the other knee
I used to be an adventurer like you...

[NecropolisV]

that was.. the most touching yet bizarre and disturbing thing ive ever seen LOL XD

[Vlaid]

After reading that inspiring love story, I feel compelled to link to another great love story...

http://www.escapefromundeath.com/old_forums/viewtopic.php?t=37904&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

[granny]

MAN... that kind of thing is what makes me sorry for not being around as often as I used to...

... I must fix it

[Incorrigible]

Ambient old stones npcs have a scripted dialogue response talking about Bitterlips. Now come back and play again.

[SanTelmo]

Why was I not present for this?!

I had deeply hoped you would be but sadly you decided to log immediately after Sternhunds dognapping event. If only you had stayed on a little longer... Sigh.

[granny]

Ambient old stones npcs have a scripted dialogue response talking about Bitterlips. Now come back and play again.

lol... I hope they can pronounce her name correctly

[Vlaid]

[15:29] <+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Gynauld Broland : I laugh at you, Thrall of Shylae. I have seen many like you before, with their ambushes and witchery,  and as always I have come out on top. Your life shall be yet just one another stepping stone on my glorious ascension to the Mead Halls of the Battle Father. Come, I dare you to face me out in the sandy scourge filled plains of the withered west, as I lay waste to the aberrant plants and spawns of
[15:29] Of what?
[15:29] Of _what_?
[15:29] Lisette's underarms.
[15:29] Come on, I want to know.
[15:29] The Tea Party?
[15:30] The Amish Mafia?
[15:30] If you were IG you would see it.
[15:30] I don't want to see Lisette's underarms.
[15:31] " Come, I dare you to face me out in the sandy scourge filled plains of the withered west, as I lay waste to the aberrant plants and spawns of"
[15:31] the Fell Bitch.
[15:31] "Come, I dare you to face me out in the sandy scourge filled plains of the withered west, as I lay waste to the aberrant plants and spawns of Starbucks Coffee."
[15:32] Spawns of.....your Mother.
[15:32] "Come, I dare you to face me out in the sandy scourge filled plains of the withered west, as I lay waste to the aberrant plants and spawns of McDonalds Family Restaurants."
[15:34] "Come, I dare you to face me out in the sandy  scourge filled plains of the withered west, as I lay waste to the  aberrant plants andspawns of fungi from my unshod feet"

And the first game of IRC madlibs was invented. What kind of spawns do YOU think Broland wants to kill today?

[Somniis]

(Below is some light-hearted IC fun captured while emerging from a particularly challenging exploration of Nebedzzos - so very typical of the  brash and brilliant, Julio Zhaedi)... --

Sergeant Julio Zhaedi encouraging comrades during a Sunken Conclave investigation...



... And Julio's parting gesture as the raiding party exits the Sunken Enclave... :)

[Zoe]

[14:54] my penis is tiny
[14:55] sometimes i forget i have it

[Ebok]

:: City Sending by Zanya Silverbrook : This is Zanya Silverbrook. Okay, you blasted wildlings, I admit it, you got us over a barrel. How much do we have to pay you to keep Williams? )::

[Outcast]

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[21:56] yoooo
[21:57] <@VengefulSeraphim> hayyyy
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[21:58] hey so
[21:58] i'm 16/m/tx super horny
[21:58] ne1 down?
[21:59] <@VengefulSeraphim> yeah babe
[22:00] <@VengefulSeraphim> im 23/m/nc
[22:00] o nice
[22:00] sorry did i say 16/m
[22:00] i'm 16/f
[22:00] barely legal lolol but
[22:01] i can kiss and not tell ;)
[22:08] <@VengefulSeraphim> :O
[22:13] so... how much for a couple minutes of your valued time? i can pay in XP... >___>
[22:13] or GP, whichever your poison is. <____<
[22:13] but you can't have a full blown dm quest, even i have my limits
[22:13] <@VengefulSeraphim> XP plz
[22:13] but maybe a little custom loot if you're a bad boy ;)
[22:14] <@VengefulSeraphim> oh im bad all right
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