EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Luke Danger]

Vextar: GARAGOOOSSSS
Trouble: GARAGOS AND TYMORA!
Eli Prince: And ILLMATER
[...]
Notch Hardkor: GARAGOS TYMORA ILMATER AND TALOS!
Drem Merin: I guess the stereotypes weren't wrong after all.

[AnkhOfYmph]

Some good, old-fashioned nagarage:

22:23 Naga: I attacked <_<
22:23 Naga: Then trenada looked at me
22:23 Naga: and I was near death

...

22:24 Naga: then I healed up to full and he did it again

22:25    *** Naga quit (Exit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830]) chatzilla@dm-12826.b-ras1.mgr.mullingar.eircom.net

[Wafflecone_Hiatus]

[Wafflecone_Hiatus]

[00:29] I like Obama
[00:29] Muslim fire breathing robot
[00:29] From Kenya
[00:29] Fuck yeah

[Aethereal]

[12:05] I have always been a stalwart opponent of gold farmers / gold buying. "Gold farmers are not people!"
[12:05] <@core> I bought shitloads of gold TBH.
[12:05] But this suggest I was extremely cruel when I used to camp gold farmers.
[12:05] <@core> And had a guild on WoW called Shanghai Farming Company.
[12:05] <@core> Which started off with 10 people and 1 chinese gold farmer as an officer-
[12:06] Hahaha/
[12:06] <@core> Before ballooning to 150 members overnight.
[12:06] <@core> With guild chat taking place entirely in chinese/korean.
[12:06] How did you manage that?
[12:07] Or do I just have a really bad sarcasm detector.
[12:07] <@core> We made one dude an officer.
[12:07] <@core> And he invited all of his friends/colleagues.
[12:07] <@core> Speedylyter IIRC
[12:07] Wow.
[12:07] <@core> He was the one of the few who could speak English, and was thus made an officer.

[Spiffy Has]

say "THERES BROWN PEOPLE IN OUR ARMY, WE NEED TO STOP'EM FROM INVADIN OUR LAND

[Luke Danger]

Archipelago ::( DM Shout : --A collective sigh erupts from the people of Ymph, as another `sending war` begins.-- )::

[Revan]

[20:35] I want to apply for one of thise Myconoids and just run around pretending to be a psychedelic mushroom that shoots of spores that give people hallucination, and he tries to convince people that the reason they are seeing a walking, talking mushroom is because they inhaled the spores.

*giggles* Most epic concept ever. Was this ever apped for? I was going to make a serious PC next, but this has hilarity written all over it.

Vextar: GARAGOOOSSSS
Trouble: GARAGOS AND TYMORA!
Eli Prince: And ILLMATER
[...]
Notch Hardkor: GARAGOS TYMORA ILMATER AND TALOS!
Drem Merin: I guess the stereotypes weren't wrong after all.

Just to clarify:

Vextar - Human
Trouble - Halfling
Eli - Human or Half-Elf, unsure which
Notch - Half Orc

Drem - Halfling

[Egon the Monkey]

D_I: I once forgot what a tyre was
D_I: I looked at it and it was ontop of a lampost
D_I: Thinking
D_I: Wow
D_IWho the hell did that1
Canzah: lol
D_I: Tried to point it out
D_I: And forgot what it was
D_I: I was like
D_I: Look it's a...
D_I: "A uh...."
Canzah: Haha
D_I: "DAMNIT WHAT IS IT!"

[Cluckyx]

I doubt Caesar'd even notice frigging Brutus there
He'd be too busy screaming "FUCK I AM DYING"

[SkillFocuspwn]

   people say the uk has a drinking problem.
   i say we have a drinking advantage.

[Aethereal]

Nbane's Comedy Hour

Have you heard the one about the vegetarian zombies efu?
  "Graaaaaaaaaaaainssssssss! Graiiiiiiiiiinnssssssss!"
 * Nbane holds out arms outstretched
  ...
  [facepalmo ultimo]
  "Graaaaaaaaaains!"
  ugh
  Actually.
  That's funny.
  I'm the master of nwn jokes

Encore?

An elf a human and a half orc-
  Are wandering along...
  The human, comes across a tree... the tree begins speaking to him.. it says "I AM A MAGIC TREE!"
  The human, says "Prove it!"
  suddenly, a golden apple materialises
  And he is convinced, and the tree says "If you run and jump off this cliff- I will transform you into whatever you desire!"
  So the human runs.... sprints... JUMPS! annnnnd-
  He shouts "Eagle!"
  And turns into a majestic eagle and flies off into the sunset
  The same thing happens to the elf, he is convinced that the tree is magic by the tree turning all its leaves into beautiful butterflies-
  So..
  The elf runs up to the cliff-
  Shouts "Dragon!" as he jumps off
  And, just as with the human, is majestically transformed!
  Lets hear the one about the old woman and the fish market!
  Now, the half orc... comes up.. and without any proof from the tree that
  Run's at the cliff, trips up and yell's "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!"
  >_<

[Knight Of Pentacles]

00:53CaddiesTBQH, I only killed Praxes on Rus purely OOCly because he was not living up to the family name.00:53CaddiesTBQH, I only killed Praxes on Rus purely OOCly because he was not living up to the family name.00:53CaddiesTBQH, I only killed Praxes on Rus purely OOCly because he was not living up to the family name

[Divine Intervention]

We all know Benes has trouble down there. He's so old getting hard these days is hard
this convo isnt as bad as chris talking about phoenix's hole

[NeonGlobule]

KoP: That's not pokemon
KoP: that's yugi-oh scrub
KoP: >_> NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW