EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Diagnosis]

* Now talking in #elfpr0n
<@Fong> god damnit
Hello I am here for porn.
<@Fong> stfu

[Egon the Monkey]

A few Ahmed Moments
Sicne I finally got round to converting a load of my old screens to JPGs.

Tuulp's response to a large plot-related event was to make Roslyn a new hat. Ahmed decided Rahid could use the benefit of hats too:


Ahmed gets his wizard wand (this and Jebediah's DM loot were both supposed to be things we formerly owned)


Welcome, newcomer!:

[SkillFocuspwn]

In Game Quotes: I Love My PC edition!

[Vlaid]

[08:47] and then crush caddies when he comes

Taking stuff out of context is fun.

[TheImpossibleDream]

In Game Quotes: I Love My PC edition!

QFT

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Server reset in five seconds. )::
LOG IN
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : I kid of course. 5-10 minutes )::
LOG IN
FFFFFFF
fucker
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : toss a shout if there`s a reason to extend it. )::
ch ch ch changes
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Server issues and need to bring it down )::
somehow
i feel as if i broke quest sys
with your hardcore questing
Woah. Half the server logged out in those five seconds..
Definitely.
Talir
Yes?
<@RwGearingUpforWar> You did, Gippy.
I think some of them didn't even get to see the second shout. XD
!s
<@Archipelago> ::( Server Online : 12 / 50 players )::
How did you do that, gip?
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Would probably be easier if I had any idea how to do this... >_> )::
...
Oh ffs, RWG
lol
OMG
Oh, RwG...

[Sternhund]

ComicSans font makes IRC so happy
It's like clowns talking in a chat room.

[Oskar Maxon]

[22:40] * lovethesuit has joined #EfU
[22:40] What did I get kicked for :(
[22:40] Kicking you is like an IRC pastime.
[22:40] It is.
[22:40] It's just, fun.
[22:41] He's like the #EFU puppy

[Blackstone]

one time
i called this elf a sack of shit on waylon and walked into his face
and said run away like a pig or i'll bite your pointy ears off
and then he took out a bow at melee range and started attacking me
and then i aoo greataxe crit him
and then i was like get gone or get dead
and he was like "... kill me "
so i did and then i went questing
the end

[MrGrendel]

<@Mort> Cruzel is an aspiration to us all.
<@Mort> He mounted the bear as he was dripping with Testerone after such a victory.

[Jayde Moon]

Whilst suffering from severe cramping due to a precision strike from a powerful enemy, Joseph Bishop is comforted by the Stargazer Imari.  Meanwhile, a separate conversation is being held by others in the party...


His HAND!  Imari is holding Joseph Bishop's HAND.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

mort
i need potions
spice trogs
any person who takes the law into his or her own hands, as by avenging a crime.
* @Mort shows the finger

[SkillFocuspwn]

Daryck Halloran: [Tell] For the last battles, I appear to have fought with my Surgeon's Knife... I wondered why I didn't do so much damage >_>

[Champion_of_brandobaris]

It is just a minor thing that came from vomitting for 4 hours
I did something useful
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/lmlyp/VP.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/lmlyp/VP.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/lmlyp/VP.jpg
about time
LOL
LOL
LOL
xD
kekeke
LOL
Niiiice.
CLASSIC
XD
Yes terrible organization
ahahhaha
Sweet.

[Champion_of_brandobaris]

<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Nah )::
Player Shout: PHAIL
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : I`m back, baby. )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Oh shit. Its a Dan. )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Look at you, RwG. Now you`re going to get spammed in tells for that mistake shout. What a loser. )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Germain and Secutor. Pitch in quick so the players know that Five DMs are on at once. )::
oh jesus
Current DMs (5)
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Thanks for blowing our cover. )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : Alright ladies. )::