EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Vlaid]

[18:40] T'was a quiet evening in the "Old Stones" of Mistlocke, sure enough. An elven assassin played by "RandomWhiteGuy" was lingering within, speaking an interesting message to an urchin to be spread to the masses.
[18:40] Equinox, hungry for PvP and what seemed to be an easy kill, lingered not far away, hoping for PvP glory and a swift end to the human hating, elf assassin...
[18:41] Argent Castryn, a powerful soldier and cruel betrayer had amassed pages and pages of potions and loot, yes it is true.
[18:41] So he drank many vials from the guise of "invisibility".
[18:41] And targetted the poor elf from afar, unseen...
[18:41] But oh! Oh what a cruel twist. The elf evaded his jabs, and used a single spell of "Color Spray".
[18:42] RwG pvp king
[18:42] ssssh
[18:42] This spelled the end of Argent Castryn. May he ever rest in peace. RWG has usurped the crown of Equinox. LONG LIVE THE KING.
[18:42] Best recognize son
[18:42] * Daemonic-Daz listens intently
[18:42] SHHH, STORY TIME
[18:42] =)

[RuinedDesires]

I think I beat an RwG werewolf in PvP while i was afk
That's like comparing playing tennis against a wall to tennis
  By that logic.
  Eq ran into a wall headfirst and got knocked out....

[Oskar Maxon]

My dear brother, notorious player of retardedly overpowered half-orcs was showing his latest idea, a greataxe-wielding half-orc with an unbuffed str of 22 at lvl 5 (leaving all other stats at 10).

He defended this build with the statement:

"They can't complain that it's min-maxed, it's only normal-maxed!"

[Divine Intervention]

sharks whorehouse
Shark will first sex with a man, then eats it

Redo's new concept of what to do with Austin Powers laser sharks.

[RuinedDesires]

vlaid you upset me
[02:16] come at me bro, I've been taking dick lessons from KOP
[02:16] now i'm going to log
[02:17] :'C

[RuinedDesires]

[02:19] I can make it very hard for you, chris...
[02:20] lol
[02:20] how hard?
[02:20] good, will it be big too?

[el groso]

This happened last year, and I meant to post it here long ago, but kept forgetting. This is what one gets one tries to explain his girlfriend what EFU is about. I was playing Hashall at the time, and had to make a post before we went out for dinner. So I asked her, just a moment, I gotta do something, then she asked me what was it, and I started explaining about the game and the forum thing. This was the thread, and she saw the last three posts before the post I was making. These were the posts:
My girfriend asked me something like this: "Bubble Trouble... Lace and Leather... Vanilla Pudding... Are you sure you're not looking at a Disney Brothel Catalog? " Well, I laughed for the next three days non stop at that.

[Aefar]

New joke

I have invented a new joke when watching some results of IG mechanics:

What is the difference between barbarian, druid and fighter?
...
Barbarian doesn't need fire when resting.
Druid doesn't need neither bedroll nor fire.
Fighter doesn't need rest.

;)

[Oskar Maxon]

15:14   : every time someone posts a new evard's whine thread we delay the tweak another year.

[Valo56]

16:27Mistlocke ::[  DM Shout : "This group shall strike into Murdertown, and so we shall be  rid of two of our enemies - Murdertown shall fall this night also!" ]::
16:27Gnomercy you robbed the wrong old man
16:27Gnomercy motherfucka

[morva]

GrendeLimbo: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm pregnant, and it's Morva's baby

[PureeOfPelican]

11:04 thomas|mibbit: You know
11:04 thomas|mibbit: I suddenly regret
11:04 thomas|mibbit: camping out in the children's section of the library
11:04 thomas|mibbit: They are very cute kids
11:05 MagWork: pedophile in the making right there

[Kotenku]

[14:05] She had pretty big boobs for 14 though, so it was worth it...

[The Old Hack]

[18:18] 'm done eating but I have no idea what to do now
[18:18] being a fugitive sucks
[18:20] and i'm not made of infini potions
[18:22] I wasn't complaining?

[VanillaPudding]

to think...
I have a summer cold too
what if me and mira have the same cold
and the cold viruses are related...
omg
this is the closest I've ever gotten to a woman