EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Egon the Monkey]

RANDOM OUT OF CONTEXT DOUBLE ENTENDRES!

IRC
17:09   MorvaCONCEPTING   dude let me see it. I'll poke you
17:09   MorvaCONCEPTING   poke poke poke poke

In game


Mister Keyquarry Gets Irate


Badger badger badger.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

<@Sternhund|SternhundFan> MortFans are like... IRC STDs

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Calculor> what are we making wern
<@ScottyB> CG heroes, probably
Garagos goblins.
Calculor, Goblin Cleric of Maglubiyet
"Elient 25th, 0800 Hours. Jack Bauer spawns out of no where and kills a bagillion orcs!"
Do it
fuck that
i want the full wern experience
CE Cyricists. There is too much peace in the settlement, too much unity. Too little...
CHaos.

[Luke Danger]

James Byrdeye: Kelian, don't bother trying to convince him. His skull is thicker than full plate.

*LATER*

Kelian: James, his skull is thicker than enchanted full plate.
James: How do you think he survives all those orc attacks?

- what me and Dr. D's characters think of Llewellyn's thickheadedness.
Probably the only time we'll ever agree.

This next one is OOC, so I'm going to use
James: Over my dead body!
James: No, over my cold, dead, animated body.
Kelian: Dead Animated Body
- some OOC chatter (Kelian (Dr. D) typed his a second after I entered mine.

[Luke Danger]

Egon: I think I'll randomly hostile people with my PC's now to spread fear and confusion.
Luke: That'd be cool, especially if it sent the Colonial Goverment into a titty.
Egon: [Drops Party and sets Luke to Hostile] *Ganks Him*
Luke: *In a Impenetrable Guard Fortress*
Luke: *Guns Egon down with a machine gun as he tries to gank*
Egon: Fuck you. I'm getting a AT-AT as DM loot, Mort promised
Luke: lol, I'll get a X-wing with proton trops
Luke: Decap and it's down.
Egon: Yeah those things REALLY needed AA turrets
Luke: In those days, deisgners put in stupid flaws that aces could exploit.

[Egon the Monkey]

Kiaring: basically God answers his phone and upon hearing Wern's voice, goes, "SHIT NOT THIS GUY AGAIN."

[Egon the Monkey]

Cluckyx:C-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWG SHABDEEBABBALOOODEEWAP WAP WAP WAAAAAAAAAAH
core:   lol
core:   wow
Egon:      Cluckyx, have you been sniffing paint thinners?
Cluckyx:   Yes
Cluckyx:   But what of it
Cluckyx:   THEY ARE THE SOURCE OF MY POWER

[Equinox]

* Howl has joined #efu
Good afternoon Howland
HOWLAND
Howl
I quit my job, that is why I am unemployed.
Hello Dash-snuggles
Dash-snuggles?
hello sir.
...who are you?
dash is no way snuggly.
What have you done with Howland?
I am so snuggly
lies.
He is pretty snuggly
He's Sumo Snuggly.
carebear snuggly?
more like scarebear snuggly.
dude
I invented snuggly

EWWWWWW

[derfo]

the best part of that is probably
I quit my job, that is why I am unemployed.

[I can has fun?]

I wanted to blow up sewertown and lower completely, but no one liked my idea :D - Did you hear the Dresden Strategem I had planned?
MithrilDragon: no
Well.
We were gonna get a lot of oil.
Isn't Dresden a city in Germany?
And a lot of alchemist's fire.
yes it is an incredibly tasteless name
And throw all of it into Lower from Upper.
It really is.
<3 md
But I already said it, and I figured it's not making me -more- of a bastard.

[xxWhisperingWindsxx]

mkay ... so I have a twisted sense of humor ....
 
 
<@Johannes> And if I catch you retards sneaking past a ban, I will feed your testicles through a paper press.

[Egon the Monkey]

Mylin|TrAnCeD: If someone puts a child in the microwave, people will say "what an evil bastard"
JollyMole:<_>
pyth:Well yes
pyth: One is helping people
pyth: One is microwaving a child

[The Crimson Magician]

   Walking to the store and seeing a woman choking to death. You know CPR but you are in a hurry, so you walk past = non-good :)
   stuffing an extra sandwich in her mouth = evil :)


ADD:

18:28      Howland, who has been your favorite e-girl so far?
18:29      ...
18:29      Wait for it...
18:29      ...
18:29      Mine's Caster or Ommadawn tbh
18:29      O_o?
18:29      TRB imo.
18:30      Caddies is just a few beers away from finding out Caster's true gender
18:30      I am thinking Skrillix, personally.
18:30      And not really caring either way
18:30      PeachesNCreamEFU
18:30      lool
18:30      lol wat
18:30      I'm pretty sure Caddies knows I'm a guy...
18:30      waaaaaat
18:30      I hope
18:30      You are?
18:30      ...
18:30      lolcaster
18:30      lol
18:30      (No, she's not)
18:30      Ah.
18:30      Caddies: you gotta be kidding me.
18:30      Stop fucking with me!
18:30      What?
18:30      Or maybe the notoriously female EFU DM.
18:30      "sherry"
18:30      Duh
18:30      According to many a player.
18:30      ...lolza
18:31      Dude I thought sherry was a girl for the longest time.
18:31      ffs
18:31      Honestly.
18:31      "hey howland sherry spiced my quest today, and she totoally killed us"
18:31      Me too.
18:31      Lol
18:31      XD

[Egon the Monkey]

00:44    Mylin|TrAnCeD:Walking to the store and seeing a woman choking to death. You know CPR but you are in a hurry, so you walk past = non-good :)
00:44    Mylin|TrAnCeD:    stuffing an extra sandwich in her mouth = evil :)
00:44    JaydeMoon:    Anything that isn't actively evil but aids evil through non-action should move you toward neutrality if you are on the good side of the axis.
00:44    Caster    xD
00:44    pyth    What if you take the sandwich from her mouth, and then eat it yourself?
00:44    pyth    You saved her life, but you did steal the sandwich
00:44    Staring_Death     Anything that isn't actively evil but aids evil through non-action should move you toward neutrality if you are on the good side of the axis. -- same things goes for the opposite.
00:44    Crim    then cops chase you for stolen property
00:45    Mylin|TrAnCeD    that's chaos + good
00:45    Mylin|TrAnCeD    ^_^
00:45    pyth    And perhaps the single weirdest act in history

[Jayde Moon]

[18:27] DRDude: Well
[18:27] DRDude: Has thomas taken it to the max?
[18:27] DRDude: ill leave the others to answer that.
[18:27] *** Cluckyx has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
[18:27] greenergrass: No.. that is a good point
[18:27] greenergrass: Carry on
[18:27] Ommadawn: <_<
[18:27] MindMaster: DrD > Thomas ?
[18:27] thomas|IRC: I don't even know what it means to take it to the Max.
[18:27] thomas|IRC: I dislike extremes, <.<
[18:28] DRDude: I rest my case