EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Gotham]

[05:07:59] It's like the whole universe is built around letting people slaughter things without the slightest thought until they're basicly gods.

[Vlaid]

[21:36] ::( DM Shout : [Excited by the news of a cleaned out well, several commoners gather for a fresh bucket of water] )::

[Gotham]

[21:15:17] nine used to be known as nolives
[21:15:24] then they figured they couldn't make him leave
[21:15:28] so they called him ninelives
[21:15:34] he prefered ninelives

[Gotham]

[02:31:03] MrGrendel sneaks up behind Snoteye and leaves a squeezable tube full of what appears to be tasty, tasty flan in his pocket.
[02:31:16] MrGrendel slinks off.
[02:31:20] MrGrendel is now known as GrendeLimbo
[02:38:25] <@Snoteye> o.O

[lovethesuit]

By request:

[8:43:18 AM] Scruffy: Of course... I guess it's kinda weird....
[8:43:25 AM] Scruffy: You're rage-stealthing?
[8:43:45 AM] lovethesuit: I imagine it like hyper-focused pantherstalking
[8:43:54 AM] lovethesuit: Sometimes a cat is just walking
[8:43:56 AM] lovethesuit: Sometimes a cat is like
[8:43:59 AM] lovethesuit: 0.0
[8:44:01 AM] lovethesuit: o.o
[8:44:04 AM] lovethesuit: >.<
[8:44:11 AM] lovethesuit: >.<~~
[8:44:15 AM] lovethesuit: OoO
[8:44:20 AM] lovethesuit: -,..,-
[8:44:31 AM] Scruffy: And that's the post you need to make
[8:44:41 AM] Scruffy: Just copy-pasta the conversation.

[Kotenku]

Mad props to Dumpster Druid for being awesome and joining in the insanity. And, I think, to Howland for a brilliant bit of absurdity.

Mist's End Patron: [Talk] *Hic* "Yes?... oh, hello. Say, buy me a drink, would ya? A bottle of the Mist's End ale..."
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Here, friend. [Give him a drink]
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] "One...two....*hic*....three....four... I....declare...a thumb.... war! I bet 25 I'll beat you!"
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [Hand over 25 and engage in a Thumb War contest!]
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] [The two of you contest in a vigorous Thumb War....]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [The thumb war is a vicious one, you are clearly facing an experienced Thumb Warrior]
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] [You are defeated!]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Ah, I lose.
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] "Hah! I am the winner!" He scurries off.
Mist's End Patron: [Talk] *The drunk wanders off through the Tavern....*
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [frowns in deep consternation]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Thumb war...
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Scrave will master this thumb war...
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [furrows his brow, his hand out, his thumb wiggling around strangely]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Do not understand... Thumb war.
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] ...Are you alright, fellow?
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Scrave is very well, he is only thinking. Come, perhaps you know. Teach Scrave how to win at "Thumb war"
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] ...Hmm...
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] A thumb war? [He holds out his right palm, wiggling each finger]  
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Yes, just so. Scrave has been defeated by a man here, and he is determined to win the next challenge.
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] ...Any stakes?
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Hrrmh. A bit of gold. You wish to challenge Scrave, is it?
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] Yes, I suppose I do.
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] How much gold would you wager, "Scrave"?
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] The same as I lost! 25 gold! Show me your moves.
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he holds out a massive stony hand, with the thumb straight up]
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] [He clenches a fist, making an overly exagerrated jab and flourish, then presents his own thumb]  Let it begin!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [locks hands with Roderick, and begins the chant]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] One! Two! Three! Four! SCRAVE DECLARES THE THUMB WAR.
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] One! Two! Three! Four! Roderick declares a thumb war! [He wiggles his thumb, feinting in and out]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he begins aggressively trying to pin Roderick's thumb with his considerable might, but is quickly frustrated by Roderick's swiftness]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he begins moving his arm about, and the rest of his body, trying to gain the upper... thumb]
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] Haha! I have you at a dia-WOAH! [He is jerked about by the mighty Scrave, almost losing his grip!]
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Haha!! Take this! And that!
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] Oogh! Agh! GAH!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] Hraaaagh! [he twists his wrist and reaches out to pin Roderick's thumb in a mighty blow]
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] [Despite his wordless prayers to the Risen for victory, he is defeated, his thumb quivers, then falls pinned]
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] I submit, I submit!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] HAHAAAAAAAAAA! Scrave is victorious!
[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] [he releases Roderick's hand, and thrusts both of his own into the air]
[Dumpster_Druid] Roderick Morinson: [Talk] [He tosses back his head, laughing merrily] You fight well, Scrave.  Here, as promised...[Counting out 25 ducats, he hands them over to the victor]

[Caster13]

[Chotank] Scrave: [Talk] The same as I lost! 25 gold! Show me your moves.

Did that on purpose didn't you?

[xxWhisperingWindsxx]

15:41 : whoa
15:41 : huge link is huge
15:41 : It's too big.. I'm not touching it.
15:41 : <_<
15:41 : sweet
15:41 : Inappropriate touching for large things.
15:41 : +1 would buy
15:42 : I get in trouble when I touch other peoples big things PoP.
15:42 : Me too, Sylvyr.

[Aethereal]

My wife watches me play EFU now
Encourages me to rob people
She usually encourages me to rob people like VengefulSeraphim
"Why don't you beat that guy in the dress up"

[granny]

lol, his wife is a pro

[granny]

OOC: Errr, shouldn't this be in the Public forum? Or is this an attempt to market H'Balan beer? :/

by The Old Hack about RWG's post

[Aethereal]

rwg
wtf r u doin to te engleish langauge
herbalistic???
jesus crast

[Kotenku]

[5:45:16 PM] I think if I had a spirit animal it would be a black dude named Jamal
[5:45:23 PM] and we would beat the shit out of anyone who fucked with us

[xxWhisperingWindsxx]

I'm still laughing about this ....

[16:15] <+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Arnold Howardson : Ahem, "Help me, I`m very out of breath. I am such that I can only breath through the- [A groan] the medium of meat, and as such I require an immediate [gag] ...Steak transfusion....to my face....." )::

a steak transfusion to the face?  LOLOL!  XD

[Vlaid]

[02:31] eat a d
[02:31] Fine
[02:31] I didn't want to do this