EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[TheBarmaid]

Ed Greenwood and EFU

1:44:31] I've been giving Ed shit for inventing Realms swears for months now
[21:44:51] I keep telling him he should use shit like "Banes Black Balls" or whatnot
[21:44:56] NoooOOOooOOOooOoo
[21:45:00] I do that!
[21:45:05] He has to make up words like "Stlarn"
[21:45:13] "Smells worse than H'bala's armpit down here"
[21:45:17] He's a stlarning idiot, if you ask me
[21:45:21] whose Ed?
[21:45:29] Greenwood, he and I chat on FB
[21:45:30] I like what the Star Wars EU writers did:
[21:45:31] "Fierfek"
[21:45:34] Good god that's awkward to say. "stlarn"
[21:45:38] Just a slight variation of "fuck".
[21:45:38] tell him his books are lousy
[21:45:43] I have
[21:45:53] seriously i read falconfar and was like fuck
[21:45:54] wait you for realsies Mag
[21:45:56] I also told him that he needs to put Elminster away for once and for all
[21:45:58] is this a fantasy book or porn
[21:46:01] PICK ONE
[21:46:03] AND MAKE IT BETTER
[21:46:10] and I thought he had
[21:46:10] seriously though just fuck the winged chick goddamn
[21:46:20] then he BRINGS HIM BACK AS SMOKE
[21:46:28] thats pretty pimpin
[21:46:37] Wizards can now summon Elminster by tokin
[21:46:38] I'm like "Ed.  Just let it go"
[21:46:50] ask Ed if he can kill off Drizzt for us
[21:47:04] He's going to ride that pony for as long as he can make a best seller list somewhere in the world
[21:47:06] how does he feel about whats happened to the FR setting these days, btw
[21:47:12] I guess I can't blame him
[21:47:14] i'd do the same thing
[21:47:20] fuck gotta make a buck somehow
[21:47:22] His words - If the paychecks keep coming in, they can do as they like
[21:47:30] haha
[21:47:42] thats amusing and slightly depressing at the same time
[21:47:53] Crim - Check the efu FB page, find me, check my friends
[21:48:11] he's on there, which dosnt necessarily mean anything, but at least its something
[21:48:16] You're friends with Ed Greenwood?
[21:48:19] tell him to play efu
[21:48:25] Magister sighs
[21:48:27] too low level
[21:48:29] Ok, for once and for all
[21:48:34] HE HAS
[21:48:35] oh shit
[21:48:39] it's ed greenwood
[21:48:44] magister is ed greenwood?
[21:48:44] please someone tell me he got ganked
[21:48:49] He did
[21:48:49] Ed Greenwood logs on
[21:48:51] he gets YEESSS
[21:48:52] i wonder
[21:48:53] AHAHAHAHAH
[21:48:55] if i should post his page here
[21:48:56] and he QUIT
[21:49:00] lol
[21:49:01] Someone put that onto a fucking poster
[21:49:07] EFU: We Fucked over Ed Greenwood
[21:49:14] why did he quit Mag?
[21:49:17] oh shit wait did he play that order sorc?
[21:49:20] Magister: like, seriously played it, or like, played tourist for an houro r two?
[21:49:22] his drow app got denied
[21:49:41] He played it for a few weeks
[21:49:55] then he fell into his Elminster mindset, and pissed off a Caddies pc
[21:50:00] rofl
[21:50:02] BAM
[21:50:03] lol
[21:50:05] XD
[21:50:07] haha this has got to be a joke
[21:50:10] has anyone told Caddies
[21:50:26] when was this?
[21:50:27] LOL
[21:50:27] Next thing he knows, he's getting familiar with the death system, and the notion that he wont be an Archmage after all
[21:50:36] Yeah, I'm not sure whether to believe you or not, Magister xD
[21:50:38] I swear to god, I thought he was going to cry
[21:50:39] He played during EFU
[21:50:47] http://www.facebook.com/ed.greenwood.142
[21:50:51] Not EFU:A or EFU:M
[21:50:55] ahahah aww\
[21:50:58] EFU:A
[21:51:04] thats funny though
[21:51:07] we've all been there Ed
[21:51:13] we've all been there :\
[21:51:16] what was his PC?
[21:51:17] Caddies has only killed one of my PCs
[21:51:51] I cant recall the name anymore, it was flighty and frivolous, something most of us would hate
[21:52:05] that's pretty awesome if you're serious
[21:52:07] Ed mostly does high magic high adventure stuff anyway
[21:52:09] I like flighty and frivolous
[21:52:11] I can't imagine EFU being his bag
[21:52:15] I remember this vaguely
[21:52:16] Oh no
[21:52:20] You speaking about this
[21:52:22] He really liked EFU
[21:52:27] what, really?
[21:52:31] until Caddies killed him anyway
[21:52:33] yeah i also remember you mentioning this before, but i thought it was a joke
[21:52:34] fucking caddies
[21:52:35] He said it was a lot closer to the way the realms were when he DMd them
[21:52:51] Darker and more dangerous
[21:52:52] Caddies confirmed for Canon

[Kinslayer988]

Is this real or fake...
Either way, Elminster gotta go.

[The Crimson Magician]

Ever so delicately...

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[hide=Not so delicate][/hide]

[Pool]

Sailors, man.

[Oskar Maxon]

15:40   : I once had a fighter who shouted "CUM" as he charged a bunch of trolls.
15:40   : concept wise
15:41   : I missed the S

[lovethesuit]

Remember what I thought you tarrel
When you in doubt...
Whatever. We're all friends.

[Pool]

14:12D_I Please name another animal
14:12D_I with a LANCE
14:12D_I On it's head
14:12D_I It's like the knights dream
14:12D_I a horse with a lance built in
14:12Talir Swordfish.
14:13Gotham ohshit
14:13Pool SHIT

[Oskar Maxon]

[Bobbybrown]

Wow.......umm.....i think we just found something too graphic for EFU

[Pool]

16:18JaydeMoon @POWER IS RESTORED!!!
16:18JaydeMoon MUWAH HAHAHAHA
16:18Pool god have mercy.
16:18Pool jayde's been given the ban hammer.
16:18Gotham|Class you've got the touch!16:18
*** WWind was kicked by JaydeMoon (SO MUCH POWER!)16:18
*** WWind joined #Efu
16:18Gotham|Class you've got the powerr!
16:18Gotham|Class YEAAAHH
16:18WWind LOL16:18
*** Pool was kicked by JaydeMoon (WAH HAHA, WAFFLE CAT!)16:18
!!! You have been kicked from #Efu

[Teeth in a Bowl]

I was sat there like 'what the hell just happened'.

I'm sure Oskar feels more violated than I do. He's the one with crap on his shoe.

[Aethereal]

That is just messed up. An emote like that should earn Elvoln Vladystana a ban.

[SanTelmo]

What, a ban? More like a player of the year nomination.

[The Crimson Magician]

What, a ban? More like a player of the year nomination.

I could not agree more.

[lovethesuit]

If I called for you, would you come back IG?
Hm
It wouldn't help.
Buuut
I would log on, sure.
:o Yay.
Go ahead and call for me then
;)

:: ( City Sending by Alphonse Ja Von : Lord-Mayor, this is the Overgold of Waukeen and Master Merchant of Mistlocke. I`d like to ask for you to come to my chambers, if you would. There are words we must share. ) ::

Not sure what you think a corpse will help with though
Oh... I didn't know you were dead! Sorry. >.> Someone just told me IG too. lol
HAHAHAHA