EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

Started by Kotenku, September 08, 2008, 05:53:45 AM

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Gotham

[06:54:20] <@derfo> What is Diablo 3 actually about?
[06:56:23] Hack&slash&loot
[06:56:24] a black man
[06:56:26] Killing things and stealing their stuff, but not all their stuff because the white coloured stuff is worthless, the grey coloured stuff is worth even less than that, the blue stuff is only good for vendoring and the gold and bronze stuff might actually make you RL monies.
[06:56:28] getting out of the ghetto
[06:56:37] through the power of his urban poetry
[06:57:06] I like my explaination better
[06:57:16] the witchdoctor was clearly a metaphor for the urban youth
[06:57:23] cast out by a society that didn't understand him
[06:57:32] with only himself and his spirit to rely on
[06:58:07] the wizard is the asian american, pressured into academic performance by a family and cultural structure that doesn't care about their individual wishes
[06:58:26] Leaving them angry, and unable to relate to others socially
[06:59:15] The monk is the religious intellectual, struggling both with the demons of predjudice and self doubt
[06:59:37] as he attempts to reconcile the two dichotomous demands of his faith and his scientific knowledge
[06:59:49] !seem darkefungus
[06:59:53] !seen darkefungus
[06:59:53] <+Mistlocke> Robocop, I last saw darkefungus 5 days 8 hours 23 min 33 sec ago quitting: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client.
[07:00:30] The Demonhunter is the social outcast, the young girl without a father. She turns her bitterness against a world that rejects and spurns her
[07:00:33] also she dresses like a skank
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[07:01:44] the barbarian is the caucasian struggling with white guilt and his own diminished sense of masculine worth in a society where the popular culture is disenfranchised with his feelings and opinions. Plus he's probably irish or something so he gets drunk and mad idk
[07:01:48] AND THAT IS WHAT DIABLO 3 IS ABOUT

Gotham

[02:48:09] Honestly I think a lot of people just agree with people when they say Lincoln was the best president so they don't get called a racist.
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[02:48:32] I've been called a racist I don't even know how many times for arguing that he isn't the best president

[02:51:47] "He freed the slaves I don't know how you couldn't think he is the best president unless you don't like black people"
[02:52:15] you are racist.
[02:52:19] against people with adams apples
[02:52:24] OH I SEE THE DISGUST IN YOUR EYES
[02:52:45] YOU SEE THAT ORB BOBBING UP AND DOWN AND YOUR THROAT TIGHTENS IN DISGUST LIKE A RICH GIRL ASKED TO GO DOWN ON HER BOYFRIEND
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[02:54:01] thats right run away
[02:54:02] Scum

Spiffy Has

There are rules against quoting yourself :( I broke them before but still!

Gotham

And that is why they call me Bender the magnificent

Pool

16:09 BigOrcMan PICK A DEMON
16:10 Caster Blue.
16:10 wcsherry It is a commercial opposing the Affordable Health Care Act
16:10 Pool blue
16:10 Caster I like blue over red
16:10 Pool blue is p. chillax.
16:10 BigOrcMan lol
16:10 BigOrcMan Or the best choice
16:10 BigOrcMan Neither
16:10 BigOrcMan Screw the demons.
16:10 BigOrcMan Stay home, don't vote.
16:10 BigOrcMan And don't squeal to the cops.
16:10 BigOrcMan Success!
16:10 Pool barricade your home, destroy your phone
16:10 Pool play EFU
16:10 BigOrcMan Yes.
16:10 Pool life lessons from BOM

Gotham

[19:37:58] Oh shit. OH SHIT. Tonights Pretty Little Liar episode is revealing the Black Swan

Knight Of Pentacles

Drunken Excerpts of Wild Bill 'n Friends pt. 1



[22:53]    Jasede    Are you drunk?
[22:53]    wcsherry    What if I am
[22:54]    Jasede    Then
[22:54]    Jasede    you can vote yes
[22:54]    Jasede    on my application
[22:54]    Jasede    but don't hit veto by mistake
[22:54]    Jasede    wcsherry: "that wasn't a mistake:smile:"
[22:55]    wcsherry    I am retired
[22:55]    Erwin    http://www.postfunz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/The+Real+Nigel+Thornberry.+I+found+this+guy+in+a_c2630d_3609794-600x510.jpg
[22:55]    derfo    ?
[22:55]    Jasede    They should pay you pension
[22:55]    wcsherry    Nerfo Derfo
[22:55]    wcsherry    America is not socialist Jasede
[22:55]    wcsherry    No pension incoming
[22:55]    Jasede    oh yes
[22:55]    derfo    Oh sorry didn't realize you were lying, disregard...
[22:55]    Jasede    i forgot
[22:55]    Jasede    we're all commies in Europe
[22:56]    Jasede    our socialist ways
[22:56]    wcsherry    Truth
[22:56]    wcsherry    Socialist dogs
[22:56]    Jasede    scum stealing taxpayer money
[22:56]    wcsherry    Yes
[22:56]    wcsherry    LOL you were east german
[22:56]    Jasede    haha healthcare? wololo
[22:56]    wcsherry    That must be embarassing
[22:56]    wcsherry    What city
[22:56]    Jasede    Don't talk shit 'bout my hometown boi
[22:57]    wcsherry    loooooool
[22:57]    Jasede    I'll give you a clue: my hometown was the center of cyclon b production
[22:57]    wcsherry    East Berlin
[22:57]    wcsherry    Oh a Jewish Joke
[22:57]    wcsherry    Starting it out lite I see
[22:57]    Jasede    Germans gonna german
[22:57]    wcsherry    How about Frankfurt
[22:58]    Jasede    Go sleep wcsherry
[22:58]    Jasede    derfo
[22:58]    Jasede    are you retired
[22:58]    Jasede    as well?
[22:58]    wcsherry    Mp/
[22:58]    wcsherry    dlk;sajfdsal
[22:58]    wcsherry    NO.
[22:59]    derfo    ?
[22:59]    wcsherry    I want to learn about East Germany.
[22:59]    Jasede    oh good then i can spam you with pms
[22:59]    Jasede    for inane requests
[22:59]    wcsherry    Did you have to participate in the daily hate of Western Society?
[23:00]    KOP    the fuck happened to house aberdenn
[23:00]    Jasede    yes, every day was daily hate day
[23:00]    derfo    I usually just press the "X" when strangers talk to me.
[23:00]    wcsherry    YES.
[23:00]    wcsherry    Go on.
[23:00]    Jasede    I am a stranger
[23:00]    Jasede    every day was hate day except sunday
[23:00]    Jasede    sunday was subotnik
[23:00]    derfo    Well, you deny being strange?
[23:00]    Jasede    i'm not strange
[23:00]    Jasede    i'm stranger
[23:00]    Jasede    oooh
[23:00]    wcsherry    You are from...
[23:00]    wcsherry    Gorlitz
[23:00]    wcsherry    Yes
[23:00]    wcsherry    ?
[23:00]    Jasede    subotnik is what you called
[23:00]    Jasede    it when people did stuff for free on sunday
[23:00]    wcsherry    Cottbus?
[23:00]    Jasede    IE clean up parks
[23:00]    Jasede    wash the stairs
[23:00]    Jasede    swipe the roads
[23:00]    wcsherry    Pirna?
[23:00]    wcsherry    Schwedt?
[23:00]    Jasede    Dessau! DESSAU
[23:01]    wcsherry    Wittenberge.......
[23:01]    Jasede    so anyway it was unpaid work
[23:01]    Jasede    you did it for the party and the sense of community
[23:01]    Jasede    good times
[23:01]    Jasede    "lol i heard you like sundays"
[23:02]    Jasede    and we had to stand in line
[23:02]    Jasede    for bananas
[23:02]    Jasede    you got bananas once a week
[23:02]    Jasede    if there were any left
[23:02]    wcsherry    Jasese
[23:02]    Jasede    if there weren't you got potato
[23:02]    wcsherry    Jasede
[23:02]    wcsherry    Just tell everyone what it's like to be gay in Germany
[23:02]    wcsherry    We are curious
[23:02]    wcsherry    Is it liberal
[23:03]    Jasede    this must be some kind of test
[23:03]    wcsherry    Or hateful like the US is
[23:03]    Jasede    "to play this concept requires a thick skin. is jasede a crybaby? wcsherry, prod him"
[23:03]    Jasede    hateful?
[23:03]    wcsherry    lol you obviously have a tough skin
[23:03]    Jasede    i had to dodge gay pride dildos
[23:03]    wcsherry    Harsh
[23:03]    wcsherry    I'm sorry to hear that actually
[23:03]    wcsherry    
[23:03]    wcsherry    Where did that happen?
[23:04]    Jasede    in seattle every day is gay pride
[23:04]    wcsherry    Ugh
[23:04]    wcsherry    
[23:04]    Jasede    its okay though they got distracted fighting the furry pride
[23:05]    Jasede    Well, wcsherry is retired and derf is a mysterious stranger. Better luck next time. :mad: bai
[23:05]    |<--    Jasede has left irc.darkmyst.org
[23:07]    wcsherry    OK
[23:07] wcsherry    Washington TBH

Yanamar

PEDANTRY IS MY SWORD
WIKIPEDIA MY SHIELD

Spiffy Has

A funny little discussion between me and Redthorn

[Withering Tree] Maeri Lueladin: [Talk] I'm just wondering whats going on. I'm picking nobodies side.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] [Saunters up, his cloak baring the mark of Tempus] Hello Lord-Mayor.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] [Nods to Secondus.]  My apologies, good sir.. I am afraid I got caught up in politics.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Ugh, politics.
[Deception] Ventor Zarovich: [Talk] An Aberdenn.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Why can't we settle everything with a good ol' fashion Brawl?
Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] Joined the Muster, huh, Lord-Mayor?
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] [Then returns his gaze to Maeri.]  If you are not, then we no longer hold anything in common. I wish you well, but relieve you of your word.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Ugh, who the fuck is chanting spells?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Be a polite bastard and show yourself, aye>
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] ?
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He glances toward Plowman.] The colors are slimming, I hear.
[Deception] Ventor Zarovich: [Talk] An Aberdenn, mere precautional wardings.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Right
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He returns his eyes toward Secondus.] Would you like to settle this privately in my Office, or publically here?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Rightie, what do you want, Lord-Mayor?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I ain't got nothing to hide.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Let everyone know the accord we strike or the little conflict we care to stir.


[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] [His right hand settles on the hilt of his blade, ready to draw should the need arise, glancing back over his shoulder.]  Dealing with the lord Mayor is no better than Kross, I should think.
Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] Accord?
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He nods lightly, gesturing to Maeri.] The Gilded Arrow claims she was assaulted by you in the Springs, and you stole something from her person.
[efuincarnate] Lucca Sommers: [Talk] *slides a pouch to Ventor with a nod*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Ain't denying it.  
[Deception] Ventor Zarovich: [Talk] [He gives a subtle nod in return.]
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] D'Hans and her escort put up a reasonable fight.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] Yet, not enough.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] If you still have it I'd like to see it returned. It isn't yours to have.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Ain't on me now.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Tell]  Seriously, since I got involved with you, I've had so much fun! A torm-worshipper talking to the Conclave is gold!


[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Why don't you ask the Aberdenn or the Muster-son-of-abitch who likes to loot ocrpses of folks when they die in a death match.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] M'lord Secondus.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] I would ask that we discuss this in private.
Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] Sensitive.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] I cannot vouch for the motives of the Lord Mayor, at present.
[Deception] Ventor Zarovich: [Talk] [He lets out a terse sigh, scratching his chin.]
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Please ignore Jarrens, he's touched by the Gods, I fear.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I don't like it when folks loot me when I'm dead, and about to be raised, you know? Sets a bad example for the common folk.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] That it surely does.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Do you deny, then, your assault on Maeri?
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] But I fear the lord-mayor leaves a poor one, aswell.
Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] I got your back, Lord-Mayor. This gate's not falling to no Conclave complainer coterie.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Nah, I gave her proper warning and didn't take anything else from her little pack.


[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] He, m'lord Redthorn, did so beyond the borders of Mistlocke.  
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] It should matter little to you.
[Withering Tree] Maeri Lueladin: [Talk] ... Warning? You never told me anything. You struck me before you spoke!
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] No
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I said "hand over the ring."
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Was it a duel, then? Did Maeri agree to your challenge, or was it an assault?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] You said lets discuss it later.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] [A slight nod and smile to Maeri.]  My apologies.. But I have do what I think is right.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] So I beat you up and took the ring while all your companions, well, most, were flailing on me.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Talk] *The Obese mage stood silent*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I'd travel with more competent folks in the future, Maeri.
[Withering Tree] Maeri Lueladin: [Talk] You beat me up like a Talosian vandal! Not like a man of Tempus in a honourable duel!
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] ...Or folks willing to use their supplies.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Whatever, I ain't here to return what I don't have.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] M'lord Secondus.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I already agreed to pay you 4000 gold back for the ring, so don't get your panties in a twist.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] This discussion is pointless.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He frowns.] And there is, of course, still the matter of the dead man in Arena.


Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] Yeah.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Talk] It was a tournament where risk was a factor
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] The Elder Hood didn't seem to mind.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Talk] Was it not?
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] I would ask that you follow myself and the watcher to have a proper one.
[WyvernKing] Richard  Foley: [Talk] *gestures jarren over*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Why should you?
[WyvernKing] Richard  Foley: [Talk] We wont have the conclaver
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] [Nods to Foley.]  What is it?
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Regardless of the Elder's decision I'd like to see a thousand coin recompense paid; To be delivered to the man's next of kin as an apology for the accidental loss.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] [He seems relaxed and bored]
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] The bitch was demanding a death duel between me and Reach and the Aberdenn girls, and said, "No holds barred"
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Whisper]  Say you will pay 1000 to what relatives request it
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I reckon he should of stipulated, "Nothing that can hurt the crowd"
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Talk] But I must ask Redthorn
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Oh wait, you expect me to hold back in a duel with my life on the line?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Go to hell, Redthorn.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Talk] Whos tournament was it?
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] Secondus!
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [His frown maintains.] Major Hood's, and the Squire's.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] You gave me your word.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Talk] As it is there event is it not their responsibility to ensure the safety of the audience?


[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I ain't a diplomat, I'm a warrior, and the entire village should know it. I am not going to be some snake in the grass like Kross, I'll speak myy damn mind. [Points to Redthorn] If the relatives won't recompense, they can come claim it themselves on the Conclave.
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] As I fail to see this as anything important, you are beheld by it to accompany me!
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Want recompense*
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Regardless Hood's actions or the of the man killed, you've robbed Mistlocke of a life, and likely a family of a father-
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] You no damn well no greiving widow or fatherless child will cross the desert into the Conclave.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] You have my request; Will you comply, and repay the dead man's family for the life stolen?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Then bring them here, and I might consider it. But as far as I am concerned, a man who demands blood should not be afraid of his are spilled.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] if his are spilled*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] is spilled*
[Et Tu] Senan Dorcha: [Talk] [his eyes move between the two]
[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] Secondus, either accompany me or consider your word lifeless. Worthless.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [His frown maintains.] I'll ask you once more, Secondus, for the good of continued good relations between our two people..


[Michleet] Jarren D'Hans: [Talk] Come along, Watcher, and I'll tell you everything.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Will you make amends for the two misdeeds that I've called you here for?
[giuvic] Shark: [Talk] Eh?
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Talk] He has stated that he will pay this family 1,000 golds if they can be reached directly.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Talk] He will see the 1,000 gold given to them.
[giuvic] Shark: [Talk] *blinks at the group blocking the passage and notices Ventor* I guess I will make the other way around
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Than they will be summoned, if possible, and it shall be done here.
[giuvic] Shark: [Talk] *grunts*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Problem is, I ain't got a thousand coins.
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] [he cradles a statue of a nude woman]
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Whisper]  You have 1000 gold on your possesion
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Talk] I will return  
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Talk] With his gold
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He nods.] Return with haste.
[Chancelorondrugs] Albert  Reed : [Talk] Summon his family here.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] [Shakes his head with annoyance]
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Tell]  Secondus doesn't follow.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Oi, Aberdenn fellow-
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Mind showing your face now?
Jarren D'Hans: [Tell]  I figured! But thanks for letting me know!


[Et Tu] Senan Dorcha: [Talk] [a small shrug]
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] [shakes his head]
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] hmph
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] [Paces lazily back and forth]
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] [buries his hand between the stone womans legs, watching the pacing man]
[Et Tu] Senan Dorcha: [Talk] [a frown as he glances over]
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] This is downright dull.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He frowns.] Show some respect, Secondus, a life was lost needlessly.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He glances over his shoulder, down to the Beggar child.]
Beggar Child: [Talk] Uh... I want my dad back.
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] [tips back his hat, resting the statue of some Goddess against his shoulder]
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] For someone dressed so well he sure dresses his children in tattered clothing.
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] Perhaps he sold everything for a place to stay?
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He furrows his brow.] Your father was the man lost in the arena last eve?
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] This is possible, no?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Joyous.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Now we're going to have every beggar child in Mistlocke showing up claiming the coin.


Beggar Child: [Talk] Not his. He's a liar.
Beggar Child: [Talk] Am not.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Knew this was going to happen.
[Et Tu] Senan Dorcha: [Talk] [a small frown]
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He frowns slightly.] What color hair did he have?
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] Hm... perhaps he was *my* Father then good Claver, no?
Albert  Reed : [Tell]  Srsly why is our pay 3 gold?
Beggar Child: [Talk] Red.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Tell]  Whine more.
Beggar Child: [Talk] Brown.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] You're making a mockery of justice, boys. Leave.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Tell you what-
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] Hm, smart question, no?
Beggar Child: [Talk] But my dad-
[Silverfox93] James Archer: [Talk] ...*He simply looks to Maeri, and shakes his head.*
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] I'll pay the kid who beats the other up in a fight 200 coins.
Beggar Child: [Talk] -My- dad.
Beggar Child: [Talk] Really?
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] The /black/ haired man was neither of your fathers-
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Sure, I could use the entertainment.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] [He glances over his shoulder with a scowl.]
Beggar Child: [Talk] Oh yeah. Black. That was it.
[Et Tu] Senan Dorcha: [Talk] [a grimace]
[deadlykate] Galia  The Fox: [Tell]  haha gotta love Secondus xDF
[Black_TopHat] Gart Waynolds: [Talk] Not the smartest young lords, no?
Beggar Child: [Talk] Oh... yeah... How could I have forgot...
Volkmar Plowman: [Talk] [A weary sigh]
[Withering Tree] Maeri Lueladin: [Talk] [She looks sorrowfully at the children. Smiling weakly at Archer.]]  
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Get out of my village, Secondus - I'm done with this farse.
[RagingPurpleGiant] Davan Redthorn: [Talk] Know you've only served to harm both the Conclave and Mistlocke today.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Then stop whining when shit happens you don't initially give a fuck about then pretend to care about later.
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Anyways, later.  

Caliphar Forasa Napes: [Talk] "I greet you. I have been posted here by the Triumvirate to transmit messages across the breadth of Ymph. Conclavists, of course, may use my services free of charge."
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Can I make a sending?
Caliphar Forasa Napes: [Talk] "Speak your message clearly, and it shall be transmitted across Ymph."
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Let it be known that an idiot who demands a death duel with the rules "No Holds Barred" has no right to complain when I accidently kill him in the duel he wanted! Who could of thought that such a duel would...I don't know, result in FATALITIES?
[Morituri Te Salutant] Secondus Paegniarius: [Talk] Go stuff a sock up your bloated arse Redthorn, my honor is without reproach and yours is non-existant, you're a liar who cannot keep his word without a knife pointed at your throat.
Albert  Reed : [Tell]  LOL since when did people care about unnamed commoner Npc's dieing/

Spiffy Has

Bartemius Swaggle: [Talk] [He claps his hands in an infantile way, and speaks in a singsong manner] Kill her, kill her, killherkillherkillher!

MirrorMask

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Vlaid

[04:28] Being a goblin is hard man :(
[04:28] I feel you. I am a black man irl.
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Gotham

I know that feels bra. I'm a goblin in real life.

Aethereal

The Insanatorium breaks even the most strategic of minds, or does it?:

QuoteSquire Reach: [Talk] Would someone allow me to lick their face please?
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'Even life eternal is not time enough to see, all the folly and despair of poor Humanity.' - [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAoaCHdTJY]To Life - A Shoggoth on the Roof[/url]

It is through Art, and through Art only, that we can realise our perfection.

lovethesuit

Spoilers, man!

*licks faces*