EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Caster13]

Did I mean to type...?

Oh gods...

[Aethereal]

So very appropriate, Caster13!

[Apocalypse Nigh]

putrid_plum: squirts all over RwG

[Lenthis]

Thani, You will have your up and downs.
[00:52] Things can look bleak, or painful. But you should always stick to your morals, and be a kindly and upstanding person
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[00:52] Regaurdless of wh-
[00:53] Story about morals.
[00:53] Shut the fuck down.

[Staring Death]

In answer to the Magefast, this is what RWG and I discussed.
 
22:55 RwG THE
22:55 RwG MAGEFEST
22:55 RwG WE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK AND RUB ON EACH OTHER IN ROBES
22:56 Staring_Death That's in the hidden section of the holy book >_>
22:56 Staring_Death The ritual of... initiation.
22:57 Staring_Death An unsanctionned, yet popular rite amongst newly inducted priests and wizards.
22:58 Staring_Death Stimuli enhancing magic are often use in conjonction of alcoholic beverages.
22:58 RwG [gust of wind under ladywizard's dress, Marylin Monroe style]
22:58 Staring_Death More often than not, they are required to dress silly, like wearing pants and a vest, though the sight of nudity is not uncommon.
22:58 Staring_Death(Wizards not in a dress, gasp!)

[xxWhisperingWindsxx]

Glir Kreiger: Nay, just.. Eh, Wiggle it. Put it in yer' hands, you'll know.
 Glir Kreiger: Hard t' explain.
 Barkor Hammerhand: [Wiggles it]
 Barkor Hammerhand: hmph Glir Kreiger: Ye' aint wiggling it right.
 Barkor Hammerhand: [wiggles it harder] Grr!
 Glir Kreiger: Reckon that was it workin'.
 Barkor Hammerhand: Heh! it sparkled!
 Rani Bégon: And ... how do you feel?
 Barkor Hammerhand: Um... Not sure... Better and not better. But let me try again.
 Barkor Hammerhand: [wiggles it some more...]

[One_With_Nature]

<+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Samuel Davidson : Ladies and Gentlemen of Mistlocke- I bring to you a very important message in which we all must take a moment to consider the state of affairs: Breasts. )::
<+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Samuel Davidson : Think of the horror that befalls us all when the withering strike, and the beauty we shall be without! Seek out means and ways in any form to protect this precious resource of Ymph! The WIthering must be vanquished! )::

RwG ever the joker

[FromTheRooftop]

my life goal is to masturbate onto the soil of every realm

SO IT SHALL BE

[Faustian]

[One_With_Nature]

LOL

[Pool]

01:24Kop to live with sasquatch
01:24Kop if he can do it
01:24Kop so can
 I01:24Kop goddamnit
01:25Kop I already look like big foot
01:25Kop just need a big meaty neanderthall wench to dip my wick in
01:26Pool welp.

[Rincewind1]

Mort the Merciless

01:15      *** Mort joined #Efu
01:16   thomas|mIRC   MORT
01:16   thomas|mIRC   PRAISE BE
01:16   KoP   Thomas must have so many real life friends.
01:16   Gotham   yes
01:16   Rincewind1   pierogi obv.
01:16   thomas|mIRC   Mort, you still taking suggestions regarding Cleric Amulets?
01:16   Gotham   from everyone but you, Thomas
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[Pool]

[Gotham]

[20:27:13] You happen to be any good with apps? :)
[20:27:28] Sleepy_Sea_and_Stars [Starbrow@72.186.wht.igl] is now known as Sea_and_Stars
[20:28:31] mmm soso
[20:28:50] D'aw. >_<; Mebbe Thomas will help me again, then
[20:28:57] Thanks anyway <3
[20:28:57] oh god no
[20:28:59] what do you need?

[noctem]

[08:01] I'm just assuming because I've mastered the art of using a computer one handed, for the purpose of eating, and I'm assuming you have too.