EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[xxWhisperingWindsxx]

I lvoe self-fives

what man doesn't?

[FanaticusIncendi]

[14:51] Tobias and Walt are bros. Except Walt is chill and stuttery and Tobias is ANGRY and word-mangling.

A perfect match, too bad they have to hate each other :D

[Egon the Monkey]

Mistlocke: City Sending by Thedonias Hathorne : Greetings once again Mistlocke,  yet again a petition for those who would see this land purged of the  withering for once and for all. A means has been discovered and a plan  has been devised, I need only the aid of a dedicated champions to  impliment it. I will await potential candidates within the stone circle  behind mistlocke.
RwG: I hope he says blowjobs
RwG: That'd be an epic PC move to make.
RwG: "Yeah baby, I can cure dat witherin'...Meet me in the woods behind town..."

[Pandip]

[18:35] <+Mistlocke> ::( City Sending by Kull Mortall : Aye this is Kull Mortall, im lookin te go to Sis Liman and I need me some brave ones te join me. Ill be in the town square! *farts almost shiting himself* )::

[18:38] ::( DM Shout : A squad of Mustermen assisted by Hazmat personenel are seen rushing to the Town Square to revoke Kull's sending priviledges. )::

[18:40] ::( DM Shout : Meanwhile, Talontar across Ymph are rumored to be plotting some new sinister scheme. The word "Kull" is mentioned a few times in dark alleyways and near bubbling cauldrons. )::

[Oskar Maxon]

GoblinPope   The Goblin Pope has spoken.
12:50      *** Canzah is now known as GoblinGalileo
12:50   GoblinGalileo   I don't care about what you say.

[Prairial Twenty-Two]

   hello are you ready
   y
   alright let me set the scene
   herostrat is taking off his armour after a long day fighting
   when chadwick bursts in

[Egon the Monkey]

griffz: oh its april
noc: yeah...
griffz: i thought it was still march
noc: pretty sure they even said that in the post
Egon: Griff. Tell me, what year do you think it is?
putrid_plum: 1985
griffz: 2011
putrid_plum:BACK TO THE FUTURE
griffz: wait
griffz: 2012
griffz: cuz this is the year we all die

Escape from Undeath: Mistlocke | efu.us.to | Server Status: ONLINE | v403 | EFUSL :

[Aethereal]

F**king bikini lesbian elves, grrrr!
Especially if it's a good lesbian paladin that acts like a blackguard, fff.... If I had a gun with six bullets and could kill anyone in the world, I'll kill her, six times.
I'd*

[SilverSword]

I cannot touch your body >_>
<_<
whaaat

[xxWhisperingWindsxx]

  Wind_Work: Ask Howland aout the new Mandatory Enabled Webcams Or No EfU Policy.
  He's going to finally enforce a dress code beyone cheeto stains and underpants.

[RuinedDesires]

Canzah>   I was gonna check up your age on facebook Crytalos
      sherry, i'd like a deep fucking fried reset please
      lol
      lol
      im 22
      And I wrote "Crytalos" in the search field
      LOL

[xxWhisperingWindsxx]

[22:28] fuck alarm clocks
[22:28] if I had a soul stealing device, i'd put that fucker in it
[22:28] * Barber () Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)




QFT!

[Gotham]

Penises are always at the source of the problem.
Hey, I'd do a werepanther, I won't lie
So would I, actually.
don't judge me, what
Werepanther, CN, Character goal, Have Sex with Everyone
-Everyone-
take off that armor, Randall
XD
"Hello ladies, would like to have a look at some fine tail?"
new meaning to rakin in the pussaaay
"Look at how well I lick it and maintain it, although mind the hairballs."
I envision a werepanther having the Old Spice guy voice
make Old Spice Guy werepanther
* JaydeMoon has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
"HELLO ladies."
Look at me ladies. Now to your men. Now back to me. Now back to your men, now back to me. Now i'm a panther, stalking you like a zebra in the jungle
Look down, look up, Whats that in my hand? It's catnip"
"Look away, now back, the catnip has turned to haste potions"
I'm on a Horse

[Prairial Twenty-Two]

   Val, what does your book do?
       I didn't get a look at it.
    -->|    Pigadigadig (SorcerousH@402-971-419-012.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined #order
       Stupid net connection.
       lol
       He didn't respond yet anyway
       He's probably making tea and then purging the sin from it

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   I have at times suspected that Fear-the-Three is this elaborate IRL scheme culminating in the construction of a wedding ring from the melted gold of a baroque-playing harpsichord hidden away beneath the crumbling stones of Blackhearth, to be imposed upon the hand of Iron_Oligarch with latin vows whereby you shall steal his DMing mantle and proclaim yourself king of EFUM

[xXCrystal_Rose]

02:57vp-sleepwork: i'm only good at mechanics, you're the better player



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