EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[LikeABawse]

   Follow Morn Greycastle into the Sinister Enclave. Thrill as you face hordes of undead. Scream in terror as Griff's ancient laptop overheats, and Morn fades away in the misty depths of the ziggurat.

[The Gypsy Champion]

I'll retire Kreegar to a cave until one day some young upstart seeks out for training to defeat a rival suitor of his love in a boxing match. I will reluctantly accept, and there will be a training montage.

[Aethereal]

Joadath says so so it must be true.

[Egon the Monkey]

Mistlocke:  City Sending by Faern`Aerthras : Harken thee fellow soul to the words  of the Blind Seer and Counsellor of Eternity`s Wake; Faern`Aerthras.  Aberdenn, Caermyn, Conclave, Muster, Order, Watcher, Wildling; all souls  of worth, all potential fodder for the ENEMY...
Mistlocke:  City Sending by Faern`Aerthras : As thy hath united under the  oppression of Old Port, unite once more for the Realisation of Truth;  that destiny is wrought by mortal hand, living hand and it is found in  only one place: Eternity`s Wake! )
Mistlocke:  City Sending by Faern`Aerthras : Know that though thou art all  concerned with politics, of voting in a new Mayor. That actions to  forward -OUR- cause are not impeded by lack of a single being who more  often than not is merely a figurehead, an appeasement. A puppet, I dare  say. I do not suggest that thou wouldst not cast vote, that thou wouldst  not partake of "deomcratic," process... )
Mistlocke:  City Sending by Faern`Aerthras : Only that thou wouldst realise,  Eternity`s Wake is for thee! It is for we, together, we souls shall  unite against the End. We shall stave off the indignities of life upon  this isle, we shall carve our own passage through time. We shall  overcome! We shall not give in, not to the Wolf, not to the Maiden, not  t- )
Naga: City Sending by Disgruntled Sleepy Citizen : [STABBING NOISES CAN BE HEARD] )::

[Spiffy Has]

* @wcsherry dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at derfo
* @wcsherry finds the closest large object and gives derfo a slap with it
* @wcsherry gives derfo a hearty slap
* @wcsherry likes slapping people and randomly picks derfo to slap.
<@derfo> OK.
* @wcsherry slaps derfo upside da head with a hairy goldfish
* @wcsherry slaps derfo with a large smelly trout
* @wcsherry would slap derfo, but is not being violent today
<@derfo> OK.
* @wcsherry dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at derfo
* @wcsherry slaps derfo and starts getting carried away
* @wcsherry likes slapping people and randomly picks derfo to slap.
* @wcsherry breaks out the slapping rod and looks sternly at derfo
* @wcsherry slaps derfo a few times
* @wcsherry slaps derfo upside da head with a hairy goldfish
* @wcsherry gives derfo a clout round the head with a fresh copy of HydraIRC

[So What If I Am A Goblin?]

Your wife is more manly than you are Jayde
How does that make you feel.
That doesn't make her more manly.
I'm gonna tell Lys you think she's manly.
Please do so Jayde.
* Requiem (tew@o033.14.915.951.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has joined #Efu
Maybe she'd finally give me some attention
:(
lol
I sing outside her window every night and she just throws bricks at me.
?
thomas trying to talk up some hoe?
lol!!!
thomas obviously hasn't tried the req method
Oh my god...Requiem....
That comment...oh my god...roflmao...
shit in a paper bag, and leave it on her doorstep
xD
with a love letter
hahaha
Req digging himself a hole
a hoe*
I don't think Alyssara would appreciate that Requiem
oh
yea, still do it
HA!
she'll accept you with open arms

[SkillFocuspwn]

02:07   Requiem|Concepting   i once read this spiderman comic. there was this hippo who became antromorphic after a villain hit it with some beam. it then became a bank robbing hippo because the job market for a hippo wasnt too good
02:07   Requiem|Concepting   it was awesome

[Optimistic]

[19:55]
I see a new player, someone go greet him

[19:55]
How do you know they're new?

[19:55]
talking to all the npcs

[19:55]
and trying locked doors

[19:55]
lol

[19:55]
gank him

[19:56]
Best way to show him what EFU is all about.

[19:56]
Subdue him then wave your dick in his face. Then slowly whisper in his ear. "Welcome to EFU."

[So What If I Am A Goblin?]

Why one should go to class...

thomas|mibbit  morning
08:36the_old_hack o
08:36thomas|mibbit I don't wanna go to class. ><
08:37the_old_hack You have to.
08:37the_old_hack for if you don't, Mort will spawn the Agony in your bedroom and have it steal all your left socks.

[Mort]

KoP, you`re banned.

[Optimistic]

[02:33]

<@Iron_Oligarch> Kennedy got what he deserved.
[02:34]

When Oswald is inexplicably shot while in very poor police custody.


[02:34]
<@Iron_Oligarch> Philandering son of a rumrunner.

[Optimistic]

New Ranger perk: Fall off mountain. Instantly zone from top of mountain to bottom at the cost of taking 10D10 damage.

New Ranger perk: turn out to be the King in exile. Must be named Aragorn.

New Ranger perk: have all the girls swoon over you and +10 Tumble. Male elf only, must be blond.

New Ranger Perk: Shield Surfing

YES

Equipping a shield gives you +10 tumble

Only when going down hill

  New Ranger perk: use arrow as close combat weapon.

New Ranger perk: use dwarf as thrown weapon.

New Ranger perk: being personally pursued by all the agents of whatever placeholder Dark Lord is around.

  New Ranger perk: Defend fort against 20 to 1 odds Orcish assault and not die until the very last wave comes.

New Ranger perk: if played by Thomas, instantly suicide to spare self the humiliation and agony.

[PureeOfPelican]

12:24 Johannes: THUS
12:24 Johannes: I like penis

[Spiffy Has]

Mira
Now that your husband is a DM
Do you expect loot from him.
No, but I do expect to find myself annoyed at the fact that he will likely be on the computer a lot more
:D
I know how this DMing thing goes
You get on to "just do this  one quick thing" and the next thing you know it's 5 hours later
lol
so, I sigh
I'll have to get a boyfriend on the side
lol

[MirrorMask]

17:32 well, i think i'm going to go watch high school girls play basketball
17:32 perv
17:32 it's what i get paid to do
17:32 *** MirrorMask is now known as MirrorMask|perving
17:33 Not helping your case.