EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Aethereal]

<@Halfbrood> gimme some skin brother
skin skin
<@core> skeen skeen
Core is like the lonely half-brother, so desperately wanting to be one of the family
<@Halfbrood> mlask mlask
<@core> at least i am not the fucking abortion
core is a sound fella
True.  Where is Ninelives anyways?

[chrijone]

16:05   Johannes   Have you tried mixing mayonnaise and semen?

Johannes Masterchef

[Two Houses In Fair Verona]

would you kill me if I bought this for your house Syl?  http://cslacker.com/images/view/8175
reviewers are saying it's really graphically violent, but I'm not sure what that means anymore in context of the sort of people who review moviies
Do I really need to answer that WWind?
[giggles]
Goodness
that thing looks lethal
batfan!
[giggles harder]
Great.. now he wants it.
I hate you right now wwind....
LOLOL!
If that fucking thing ends up in my living room... you are in soooooooo much trouble.

but but but .... I am the giver of zucchini bread and chicken divan
LOLOLOL

[Egon the Monkey]

The_Sacrilegious_Scorn: Griff comes across to me as a very mature and respected member of the local community with pearls such as: "fartimus"

[The_Sacrilegious_Scorn]

[23:40] <@Halfbrood> i was hasting you
[23:40] <@Halfbrood> from the fucking DM client
[23:40] <@Halfbrood> and you still lost

[SkillFocuspwn]

   when I think of sternhund, I imagine him to be like that one character from yugioh gx
      the slightly tan mathematician dude

[The_Sacrilegious_Scorn]

[16:20] I'm Amish.

[Seanzie]

Abigail Nightal-Brunswick: You'd probably find this wizard and realize it's H'bala herself, and Rennart's secret weapon turns out to be coconuts.

For reference of the humor.

http://www.escapefromundeath.com/forums/showthread.php?p=260680#post260680

[Egon the Monkey]

Eriaamon deploys Rule 34 on seers:

Eraa|Recruiting Join #numinousorder to ask questions that you have always been afraid to ask in public!
Egon|Lab What does the Grand Master wear under his kilt?
*** Halfbrood joined #numinousorder
Eraa|Recruiting A belt of chastity.
Eraa|Recruiting You didn't know?
Eraa|Recruiting It's one of the major faction goals.
Eraa|Recruiting "Find the mystical key that unlocks the Grandmaster's belt of chastity. Then the entire Order shall be transformed."
Eraa|Recruiting There are two subfactions.
Eraa|Recruiting The conservatives keep the key's location a closely guarded secret.
Eraa|Recruiting Each of the illuminati holds but a part of the passphrase.
Eraa|Recruiting The progressists strive to pry the secret out.
Eraa|Recruiting By attempting to make the illuminati drunk, for example.
Eraa|Recruiting Or by hiring whores to seduce them.

[Jayde Moon]

JaydeMoon I mean, your first point, Egon, isn't a point at all.
JaydeMoon Ogre Mages aren't Mist Ogres, but neither are Mist Ogres standard Ogres.
JaydeMoon So it makes just as much sense to compare Mist Ogres to one as it is to the other.
Egon|Lab I'm confused and I'm shutting up now. You should too. I'm Ogrewhelmed

[Aethereal]

woah, wwind is still alive
o.O I was dead?
I thought you went off to the Middle East
nah
[COLOR="DarkRed"]* WWind stabs Req for old times[/COLOR]

I'm not sure what kind of old times they had, but that makes it sound interesting.

Lets be honest Sternhund, your a superbly lazy individual and there is no such thing as the Sternhund time bank.
I'm watching 3rd season Breaking Bad - Chicken Man amazing = )
you're*
Let's*
 <@Sternhund> You dare insult the divine entity that is Sternhund!
<@Sternhund> Only I can say I am lazy. It is true.
Question Mark.
*** Sternhund kicked thomas|mIRC from the channel: You deserve this.
*** thomas|mIRC has joined #Efu
*** Sternhund kicked thomas|mIRC from the channel: I know you feel this.
*** thomas|mIRC has joined #Efu
*** Sternhund kicked thomas|mIRC from the channel: This hurts you.
*** thomas|mIRC has joined #Efu
Laughing...so  hard...

Abuse of power? No way, I'm a divine entity!

[Spiffy Has]

You were kicked from #Efu by NuclearCatastrophe (I'm taking your head, and raping your woman, before your body is cold)

[Aethereal]

The worst thing is when you play a wizard
Polymorph into a troll and get dispelled in a group of orcs

That's called counter trolling

[Dauerschlaf]

:: (DM Shout : SetFollow Menaster follow Skald ) ::
Noob

[SanTelmo]

Yes. YES I WOULD MARRY AN ELF!