EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Egon the Monkey]

Luke on... something ;)

: Shorter, so its easier to swallow and doesn't have a whole act of build up

(it's NWN2: Mask of the Betrayer)

[Luke Danger]

>.>

Mister Freudian, much?

Full Context:

08:00
Wrexsoul
Is the original campaign worth playing in NWN2? I've been thinking of giving it a try

 08:00
Chris
toolset I couldnt work out

 08:00
LukeDanger
TBH, MOTB was a much better campaign

 08:00
LukeDanger
Shorter, so its easier to swallow and doesn't have a whole act of build up

--- Egon|Lab is back
 08:00
Egon|Lab
Luke

 08:01
Egon|Lab
You are the low hanging fruit of dick jokes.

 08:01
Egon|Lab
Which, not accendentally is a dick joke in itself

 08:01
LukeDanger
Oh the irony. >.>

 08:01
Egon|Lab copies that line of Luke's out of context

[Equinox]

They is even having weddings in MacDonalds now
I want my funeral to be in a MacDonalds
Lol
And let us commemorate good Knight of Pentacles.
for this week and next
he shall be the provider of big mac meat.
May he rest in pieces, yummy yummy pieces.
that why they're so damn tasty
hope you die young then
dont wanna eat an eighty year old guy
thxz
GK wants a KoP burger.
fresh
such a good guy
;)
who doesnt?
KoP likes burgers.
more specifically, he likes meat between his buns.
who doesnt?
wolol
who doesnt?
oh wait
shit
HAHAHAHAH
I bet this is going on the thread
sigh

[Coldburn]

<@Sternhund> can't decide to go downtown and drink or to stay home and read... /firstworldissues
<@Sternhund> Actually reading GoT/HP at the moment
<@Sternhund> but...
<@Sternhund> Oh shit
<@Sternhund> Oh shit
<@Sternhund> There is a bar downtown called The Library
<@Sternhund> (Nobody ever reads there)
<@Sternhund> and its next door to Shakespeare's Pub
<@Sternhund> For reals
<@Sternhund> I could like
<@Sternhund> Tell the bitches next to me to STFU so I can read
<@Sternhund> then they'll be like "Ooo he negged me" and then
<@Sternhund> I'll take them home
<@Sternhund> and rake in the pussaayyy

[SkillFocuspwn]

griff, you should be a poster boy for parents who aren't sure whether to pay their below average children's way through education.

[SkillFocuspwn]

Cause if you major in Political Science
U can declare someone a political prisoner.

[Spiffy Has]

The horrors of #Treehuggers is revealed

* Barber (Mibbit@50-56-008-351-gzte.mia.fl.atlanticbb.net) has joined #treehuggers
* Barber runs by naked
wooooooo!
* thomas|miRC Stabs Barber
* Barber (Mibbit@50-56-008-351-gzte.mia.fl.atlanticbb.net) has left #treehuggers
<@diz-e> lol

[chrijone]

Capricious   A rhinohunter on Ymph would be out of work.
Capricious   They'd have to live off the Ilmateri public assistance fund. :(

lovethesuit     Out of work rhino hunter
lovethesuit     Just hangin out in the square
lovethesuit      Beggin
lovethesuit   " Hey Jim, I saw a rhino in the woods today"
lovethesuit     He gets a tear in his eye
lovethesuit     MY TIME HAS COOOOOOOOOOOME
lovethesuit     Charges out into the forest
lovethesuit     gets mugged
lovethesuit     Limps back into town with his head down
lovethesuit     Just starts crying
lovethesuit     That's right. You thought it was going to be a joke but instead it's just sad

[Tarnished_Tulip]

23:08
*** Iron_Oligarch_ joined #Efu
23:09derfoDoom...
23:09Iron_Oligarch_Doom comes for you, derfo.
23:09derfoProve it...
23:10Iron_Oligarch_Gladly.
23:10 *** derfo left #Efu

[Tarnished_Tulip]

20:28 Sternhund Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
20:28 Sternhund Hmm it kind of works
20:28 Sternhund Anyway, Butterfly! Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

[Aethereal]

whats the damage on ball lightning these days
It hits you in the balls.
Then, if you fail the save, you lose them.
What about females and eunuchs?
Females get hit in the beach balls.
Eunuchs are immune.



I just been watching the lord of the rings trying to forget about exams
I was doing well til Gandalf shouted out at me "You shall not pass"

[PureeOfPelican]

<@Johannes> I'm actually pretty uncultured when it comes to my meats

[Coldburn]

"Old Muskroot is a learned and unwashed wizard who dwells in the basement of his shabby little tower by the main bridge to Mistlocke. He serves as a quiet town protector and advisor to the Mayors and Village Elders of Mistlocke. He is responsible for the sending system that broadcasts messages throughout all of Ymph. "
Learned... unwashed... basement.
HOLY CRAP HE'S THE SYSADMIN.

[Caster13]

13:12 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Mistlocke Sentry : Men and Women capable in warfare are asked to head to the gates of Mistlocke. A legion of savage Wild Orcs is making its way to the village as we speak! )::

13:22 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Ishtaerethon Shaaravalon : Siege upon the fort, siege upon the fort! Help us, they have killed the guards. Siege upon the village! The town is being pillaged by orcan hordes, Help! )::

13:28 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Ishtaerethon Shaaravalon : Oh Goddess no. No, no, no! They are killing everyone. The guards are dead. The people are dying. The orcs are plundering and pillaging and destroying Mistlocke! Wake up. Everyone, wake up! We need help. )::

13:36 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Tolinus Lavaface : Orcs now occupy Mistlocke, their defenders have fallen. Will no one come and aid us? )::

13:37 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Ishtaerethon Shaaravalon : This is my first day in Mistlocke. And I am terrified at the portents of this land. Please. Gods above, aid us. Orcs are breeding freely in our midsts. Prevent the creation of the fetid half blood. Please, save us, save us Gods above, save us! )::

13:50 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Mororn Glaemril : Ilmater`s Blessings, good Ymph. The orcish horde is at last defeated through the Mercy of the Broken God, the valour of our defenders and the sacrifices of good souls who have fallen upon the field. A memorial is to be held for our fallen, near to the graveyard and the Tower of the Gods. All who would pay their respects are asked to attend.  )::

13:55 Mistlocke ::( City Sending by Numinous Order Scout : A clan of Trolls from the Morass has been spotted in the vicinity of the village. An attack upon Mistlocke might be imminent! Move to defend Mistlocke from this threat! )::

13:58 NuclearCatastrophe The end of EFUM
13:58 NuclearCatastrophe Came too soon

[Caster13]

Talir: You can lose all gold, all equipment. You can lose XP and get maimed. But the truly, truly precious thing you lose by abandoning a character is his reputation.