EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Spiffy Has]

Elmo.  I could, but then DeputyCool would come to my house and murder me in a way that would make the Black Dahlia murder seem tame.
*codex I mean
Drexia would do stuff if he was with Count, still
...Wow
Ah, the sublte arts of DM politics
Is deputycool that violent?
I can take care of DeputyCool if you take care of Drexia
in our dreams smaug....in our dreams...
No he's not, but he would be if I touched Drexia without his permission.
Its like his favorite action figure.

[Wafflecone_Hiatus]

[04:42] ::( City Sending by Randen Blake : Since I have the gold to do so, I would like to take this moment to express the following sentiment: Bugger the count of oldport right up the bunghole with a red hot poker. Bugger hballah in the eyes with the SAME poke rafter. Bugger the ancient netherise for all of these buggering nightrisers..... )::
[04:43] ::( City Sending by Randen Blake : Bugger the bankers for running off with my gold to Cormyr. Bugger the ziggoraut for kidnapping me. Bugger the crazy halflings and orcs in the wildernesss for trying to eat me... bugger, bugger... bugger. )::

[Wafflecone_Hiatus]

[04:39] this would be a very lulsy time for new players to arrive
[04:39] tbh
[04:39] *** LaughingOctopus quit (Exit: Leaving.)
[04:40] Worse if they arrive in the dark hours.
[04:40] lol new player logs on
[04:40] sub warden face wrecker:~sycthe crit~ Welcome to EFU
[04:40] Now that's a welcome!

[Luke Danger]

[17:38] RogerFnRabbit So if the End doesn't happen tonight..will the DMs claim it was merely a time of judgement, and the real raptu..I mean..end, will occur in six months?

[Wafflecone]

"Fuck Canon"-
DM Howland, June 12th, 2011, on unvieling EFU3

[Seanzie]

Lol..

[tropic]

Just wait.

[Egon the Monkey]

Mistlocke: City Sending by Zane Katora : There is a problem in the grainary,
nothing the common merc cannot take care of, I wish to get payed from
the man asking for help, any who desire gold aswell come to the
markeytplace, outside.
Halfbrood: Goblin bombers prepared
Halfbrood: Warcry: FOR THE /GRANARY/.

[Spiffy Has]

psy·cho·pomp
   [sahy-koh-pomp] Show IPA
â€"noun
a person who conducts spirits or souls to the other world, as hermes or Charon.
<@Howland> Wait
Got it.
<@Howland> psychopomp is an actual word?

[tropic]

Single-handedly stopping goblin invasions, so everyone else can listen to the speech. Phillipe, hero.

[tropic]

[Wafflecone]

[15:15] This char
[15:15] Who I have now
[[15:15] Will last
[[15:27] shit
[15:27] stupid dire rat killed me
[15:28] 10 minutes folks

[Keeper of the White Wyrm]

* WWind (xxwhisperi@dm-34570.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #EfU
:D
It's a windy ! ! !
where!?!
* Sylvyr sticks tongue out at WWind.
Brat
um, yes?
* WWind licks Syl
* Sylvyr giggles

[Keeper of the White Wyrm]

I think I need DM help.
... Embarrasing.
Uh oh
Okay, here goes.
I drank a potion of Inflict Mortal Wounds, as a test...
>_>
oh god
You didn't think to use polarization, Aethereal?
And now I can't respawn, although I am unsure if I should respawn or find a way to get a raise.
WAT
MORTAL
That was cure ritical for us Nightrisers
Hahaha
um Amadeus, I'm going to miss you
Well, it was a foolish test. I admit, I thought it would leave me at 1 hp.
Wait, where is your corpse Aethereal? I want to loot you
Omg.
What twas it, harm?
lmao
Vultures.
I call first dibs.
* Hildring (Dantel@dm-27603.139.189.109.customer.cdi.no) has joined #EfU
VULTURE!
too late
I took EVERYTHING
Wait
LIER.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vultures, plural was actually correct
omg fuck this group im running back for lewts
PHAT LEWTS
Drinking a potion of mortal wounds
I'm standing over his corpse waiting to make off with it and animate it so I can make it dance around in the forest.
Means the person who killed you was you
Ergo you were killed by a PC
LMFAO!!
Ergo it was a PvP death
Ergo no respawn
Hm. Bothersome. Suicide.
XD
well

[Luke Danger]

I think when he arrived Kelemvor said "Nope, not touching that. THe concentrated DERP may damage the Fugue Plane."