EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Arbaes]

Dasmis: "I'm going to order a T-shirt that says "I GOT PWNED BY SHEVORTH TWICE!"

[Cluckyx]

I love how #efugross is Griff
and Griff alone
You don't want to know what he's doing in there
An echo chamber of profanity
An isolation chamber
floating in the darkness
in all kinds of wrong
Building an ASCII penis one line at a time

[Damien]

srsly someone get permabanned already and join me :(

[AKMatt]

[16:40] You know how I know we are older then most here, Sylvyr?
[16:40] How is that?
[16:40] you act like you're married
[16:40] get a room
[16:40] god
[16:40] Cap are you a plastic paddy?
[16:40] We still punctuation marks.
[16:40] Look at Kote for instance. Not a single period.
[16:40] Too bad you don't grammar

[Coldburn]

[17:02]       What s that bullshit about Elders of the Exiles swearing a fealty ?: P
[17:03]    Hahahah.
[17:03]    They have though right?
[17:04] yes
[17:04] they are 'unhappy' but willing vassa;s
[17:04] vassals*
[17:04] and even tell people ig to follow order law
[17:07] What bullshit? Where have these guys been living on.
[17:07] We've been saying that all over again and again.
[17:07] They IC swore feaylty and accepted it
[17:07] as long as the World Tree and peace remains
[17:07] Or something
[17:18] yes.
[17:18] The ones who don't like it, left.
[17:18] But their "leaders" are still there.
[17:18] Kahuu being the sort of unofficial leader, and the half-orc being the one who tends the World Tree.
[17:19] Or...Ka...whatever his name is.
[17:20] Kahlua, Kawaii, Kayak....I can never remember.
[17:22] Also, I can certainly attest that the swore fealty because I was there with my wildling when they did. >.>
[17:23] Those of us there are like Nam vets, we've seen things we'd like to forget..but they happened, man, they happened.

[Cluckyx]

I don't know, I just found out I'm Jewish 2 months ago!
I don't know what to believe yet.
Except that you're all out to get us.

[Egon the Monkey]

12:05    Archipelago    ::( City Sending by David Fox : Katerina. If you are free please me outside the kingsman. )::
12:05    Archipelago    ::( City Sending by David Fox : // please meet* me )::
12:06    A-Dark-Path    that typo
12:06    A-Dark-Path    sounds so wrong
12:06    A-Dark-Path    :(
12:06    A-Dark-Path    my char is Katerina!

[Anonymous Bosch]

12:05    Archipelago    ::( City Sending by David Fox : Katerina. If you are free please me outside the kingsman. )::
12:05    Archipelago    ::( City Sending by David Fox : // please meet* me )::
12:06    A-Dark-Path    that typo
12:06    A-Dark-Path    sounds so wrong
12:06    A-Dark-Path    :(
12:06    A-Dark-Path    my char is Katerina!

Hahaha.  And they said romance was dead.

[Helge]

* Talir (IceChat7@dm-13315.bbse.no) зайшов на канал #EfU
Hi Talir.
Is this about an application?
Is what?
Is this about PvP or other in-game event requiring me to log on?
No?
HEY EBOK :D :D :D

[Seanzie]

9:29: Diz-e: All that wish to troll upon these grounds bring it hither

[Craig210]

Lenthis[NP>   I DIDNT RUN
      SCREW YOU GUYS
   |<--   Lenthis[NP has left irc.darkmyst.org (Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

[Divine Intervention]

I dont like to bear the torch in flame wars but I have plenty of fuel and plenty of flame.

[Wafflecone_Hiatus]

[23:08] <@Iron_Oligarch> `kick BigOrcMan Enough with your pseudoscience.
[23:08] *** BigOrcMan was kicked from #EfU by ChanServ ([Iron_Oligarch] Enough with your pseudoscience.)
[23:08] *** BigOrcMan (idonthave@dm-32266.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) joined
[23:08] *** ShadowCharlatan (Mibbit@dm-26827.168.214.180-static.velocitynet.com.au) joined
[23:08] You can't beat the degree outta me, man. It's in my blood now.
[23:08] I have a piece of paper that says so!
[23:09] <@Iron_Oligarch> Paper can be destroyed.
[23:09] Brains can be damaged
[23:10] He'll beat you with a shoe until you forget college
[23:10] and destroy your paper
[23:10] Send the educated to the gulag.
[23:10] <@Iron_Oligarch> I have no use for literati who aren't Party members.
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[23:12] *** Somniis (tuawi@dm-18675.lnse4.lon.bigpond.net.au) joined
[23:12] the intellectual elite
[23:12] slowly destroy the values
[23:13] that the peoples party seek to restore
[23:13] thus the educated must be sent to de-education camps
[23:13] <@Iron_Oligarch> "People's Party"?
[23:13] where they will be fed lead paint and beaten with wrenches
[23:13] <@Iron_Oligarch> I'm no Communis.
[23:13] <@Iron_Oligarch> *Communist.
[23:13] neither was Stalin
[23:13] but he still represented "the peoples party".
[23:13] nudge nudge wink wink.
[23:13] <@Iron_Oligarch> I'm not Stalin either.
[23:13] <@Iron_Oligarch> Otherwise I would be an Iron_Autocrat.
[23:13] I should say not, not enough beard

[Jayde Moon]

:City Sending by Quen the Cloudbreaker : A band of Kobolds near the sacred land of Kozah feel they can hide within their earthen hovels to avoid the wrath. I seek those who would march and shake the very soil in his name, to assemble atop the ziggurat. )::
...
...
...
The other night, I was giving your mom the Wrath...   
left n right
Devastated her.
that harlot
Left a wake of destruction in your bed.
Did you shake the very soil in her name?
The very earth moved.
Like a band of goblins, I hid something in your mom's earthy hovel

[Kinslayer988]

10:53 PureeOfPelican I believe that Derf smokes cinnamon and allspice. It's the only real explanation we can come up with.