EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Drakill Tannan]

Divine inspiration: You logged before the fey event yesterday
Me: Sorry, i told you: College
Divine inspiration: i get it
Me: What happened?
Divine inspiration: Basically Casey and Elera came
Me: ....
Me: That sounded so wrong..

[Divine Intervention]

Out of context quotes be cursed.  :???:

[Jayde Moon]

Archipelago   ::( Dock Sending by Opera Sambur : We require an archer at the docks to help repel the raiders. )::

Just one, though.

[Egon the Monkey]

< Elmo2_>if magical books worked when you eat the pages, I don't want to imagine what happens when you eat Summon Creature III scroll

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

do you ride a bicycle
?
with like
yes
frillies on the handlebars?
yes
and a ring ring bell?
yes
awesome
you are a good man
i put my books in my basket
do you have
and my spoke cards all depict barbies
like a baseball card in the spokes?
ohfuck!
that is good stuff

[PureeOfPelican]

06:07 tropic WHO WANTS TO DO ORCS
06:07 NightShadow I DO!
06:08 tropic me too
06:20 PoP|sleep And thus, the birth of a new half orc

[Nightshadow]

Two new half-orcs. One of them being half-troll.

[GoblinSapper]

[21:24] I thought Bonescreech abandoned his new concept
[21:24] Sooo
[21:25] Sorry GS
[21:25] What was Bonescreeche's concept again?
[21:25] secretz
[21:25] Oh right, something pointless because it's not Mystran
[21:25] BUt it blew minds
[21:25] A mindblowing secret, so it blows very few minds.
[21:26] Isn't that the principle that EFU is founded on?
[21:26] blowing?
[21:26] yes.
[21:26] obv thomas|mIRC can only play what bone plays
[21:26] BADUMPT

[21:26] TSH

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[Dr Dragon]

Communism exposed.


[7:27pm] DRD: Nine Lives
[7:27pm] DRD: would you say the entire DM team are mostly made up of communists?
[7:27pm] Wern8: drd
[7:28pm] ninelives: definitely

[Kotenku]

Well, being charming isn't the same as ass-kissing, yeah.
My hope is that the guy who is interviewing me will be distracted by his erection, and I can swoop in and land the job.

[Vlaid]

"I honestly believe organically based lubricants for automobiles, planes, and for recreational use is the wave of the future, and I look forward to helping you solve the issues you're currently dealing with re: penises catching on fire."

[VanillaPudding]

<@Talir> "Ixtra Luth annihilated the Docks with Balors. I find her to be a detriment to our goal of peacekeeping." - Caliphar GoodyTwoShoes

[Cluckyx]

I always inevitably ended up as a child killing, slaving, porn star
who doesn't

[tropic]

When a paladin breaks up with you (because you're evil):



No idea on this one:

[Juzza]

Johannes: I'm jolly. You're just looking at me with shit-tinted glasses