EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[lovethesuit]

i am a 17 year old guy, so requiem, SHUT IT, OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU

[SkillFocuspwn]

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GAG

[tropic]

[23:09] Ao if you have 18 cha, and cast eagles splender, getting another +4 cha
[23:10] you got yourself a serious wanger
[23:10] empowered eagles splendor is the FR equivalent of enzyte
[23:10] The Spell for natural male enhancement

[VanillaPudding]

"Finally, continue to keep an eye on him to see just what he kept up to besides breakfast cereal for all savers."

???

[lovethesuit]

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[COLOR="Teal"][FONT="Courier New"]Gentlemen:[/FONT][/COLOR]

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[FONT="Georgia"]

In 8 hours I head out on a trip to eastern British Columbia and western Alberta, enjoying the sights along the way with my old man. I will be gone at most 2 weeks. However, should you not hear from me by September the 5th, I would ask that you undertake certain actions on my behalf, as I will be dead.

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkRed"]1st:[/COLOR] [/SIZE][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Pink"]Look for me in local newspapers to confirm my death. Make copies of these and post them on your wall so that you may never forget.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkRed"]2nd:[/COLOR] [/SIZE][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Wheat"]Create a placeable in the EfU:A starting area as a memorial to me and how much I contributed to the awesome attitude of this server.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkRed"]3rd:[/COLOR] [/SIZE][SIZE="3"][COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Posthumously award me the half-dragon battlemarch bard app. that has been my dream ever since I thought of it just now.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkRed"]4th:[/COLOR] [/SIZE][SIZE="3"][COLOR="PaleTurquoise"]Establish dominance, and mount PapaMidnite.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkRed"]5th:[/COLOR] [/SIZE][SIZE="3"]Finally, have a minute of +m in #efu, not so that everyone can remember me, but because it is basically the best troll when you force people with nothing to say not to talk.[/SIZE]

[SIZE="7"]Goodbye (forever???)

~LTS[/SIZE]

P.S. Basically I'll haunt you if you don't do #2 at least.[/FONT]

[tropic]

ALL PEOPLE ARE PROSTITUTES!
FFS

[Fingersmith]

while people here may wish to travel the europe, the world, even outer space
i only wish to roll in your supple bogs
with the amphibians of perfection eternal
amen
please god grant me this one wish bring me to frogonia

[lovethesuit]

while people here may wish to travel the europe, the world, even outer space
i only wish to roll in your supple bogs
with the amphibians of perfection eternal
amen
please god grant me this one wish bring me to frogonia

[tropic]

Want to go down to the McDonald's and make time?
*Assembles pieces of his handgun as he bobs his head in steady rythm on his iPhone music* Sure, babe.

[Fingersmith]

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FAGGOTS

[Udenbur]

Oh fuck
That was so sad.
I was just about to sign off an internal company email with "--Infantrywoman Mirana Moore"

[DollarPhil]

did  any of you ever have to shit so badly that you cannot make it to the  toilet so you took a piece of paper, folded into a hat, shit in it, and  carried that to the toilet to flush it?

Seriously. He can't even wear a hat on the right end.

[Drakill Tannan]

wtf

[AKMatt]

[22:47] i no wat illiteration is - That is such an ironic statement.
[22:48] He messed up "alliteration" in such a way as to include "illiterate" in it.  That's too perfect to be true.
[22:49] p sure that was the intent bombrah
[22:50] I'm not so sure of that.

[AKMatt]

[20:35] I want to apply for one of thise Myconoids and just run around pretending to be a psychedelic mushroom that shoots of spores that give people hallucination, and he tries to convince people that the reason they are seeing a walking, talking mushroom is because they inhaled the spores.