EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Pinefish]

[22:19] I like cock.
[22:19] Wait nvmd

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

* thomas|mIRC makes random shit up for lolz
* thomas|mIRC plays robot unicorn
wcsherry is underdog for a reason
it is called
wcsherry!
2nd wave DM
wolololol
or... third? fourth?
Not this guy.
Hey Eraamion -
shit i dont even remember anymore
Get out.
I won't. I shall remain here, as a constant reminder and challenge for you.
Never to give you a moment of respite.
You never were a challenge for me, good sir!
awesome, thanks, good to have you here, eraamion
Of course, you would not admit it in public.
werent you playing for a while?
When we shared that faction, I took the reins, snatched them from your feeble hands!
is that still the case?
What, playing?
Nope, I'm not playing any NWN atm.
Just trolling on IRC from time to time.
What happened to Captain Eclestian?
He is gone!
Dead?
Yup.
For shame.  Come to EfU then.  Follow my lead!
Nah.
I just applied for a minotaur shadowdancer.  You can join me in the concept if you want!
You know, if you had joined mine on CoA, I'd consider it.
Ooh.  Well, let's see -
But not like this, not when you spit on our past relationship.
You talked me into joining the Pilgrims, then you disappointed me!
So I'd say we're simply even now.
I didn't talk you into joining Pilgrims.
It was your misled decision.
You absolutely did.  Remember the Jergal concept you wanted me to do with you, as part of the Pilgrims?
See!
You didn't do it.
Hence, your disappointment which you're now trying to blame me for.
But you were hardly active regardless!
Why should I be? You gave me no reason to involve you!
Just because I played the only good-aligned member of the faction.  Someone had to!
Rejecting my pleas with a cold heart.
If my heart is cold, then it is because thou made it so.
Never. This was before our falling out, while I still had nothing but warmth to give you!
Yet, no amount of warmth was enough to thaw your attitudes.
:|
Your warmth was always tainted with ulterior motives.
Your tongue is slippery, but you lack the consistency to deliver!
Okay this is bugging me now who the shit is BigOrcMan? <__<
It is a well guarded secret.
No one of importance.
Don't try to escape this, Eraamion!
Oh, I am not - mine is the righteous cause.
You are so selfish that the only deliverables that matter are the ones that further your own designs.
You're all washed-up.  You hung up your NWN, and now you just bark at the youngsters and tell them of the good old days!
that's been the case for YEARS
Well, guess what - we have lives to live, Eraamion, and innocence you need not taint!
There have never been good days.
You caused it to be so.
Not since our rift.
But before, yea, before -
Things were different.
Darkening and tainting my playing experience, you did.
Always conspiring to make my worst nightmares come true.
Abusing my good heartedness.
I now see it, in a hindsight.
Someone had to take you down a peg or two, charlatan.  You feign goodness, yet bring only disappointment.
Yes, I do...
I am incapable of feign.
What I think, I say, openly.
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me too-
Openly, you say?
Even if it allows my enemies to abuse it, and scheme further.
Gaaaaay
You're very persuasive, but you lack the spine to make good on any promise you make!
You're a has-been, Eraamion.
And I think it's best you go.
Tell me of a single promise that I broke!
My heart can't handle any more disappointment.
Yet I shall remain, as a constant reminder of your past sins.
Remember what you whispered in my ear in the canoe under the waterfall?
That voice, that deceitful, sweet voice... it haunts me still to this day.
Worry not, justice might not be apparent, but still it will come, through haunting conscience and dark dreams.
Some justice can only be delivered with a sharp knife.
Until, grey-haired, you will scream in frustration and despair, and regret your past thousandfold.
But then, it will be too late.
Because no redemption shall be possible.
It is never too late.  It doesn't matter where I am, you'll feel my rage, my sorrow, my regret... because, deny it all you may, but the link we once shared is still the slightest bit alive.
Indeed, despite the vile things you are doing to burn it forever.
Despite your rage, your sorrow, your regret, that cloud your mind.
The brazenly vile is never as damning as the deceitfully so!
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That cause you to insult me, to throw curses at me, to hurt me profoundly, constantly, to keep my wounds open, bleeding.
My mind, for once, is -not- clouded.  It rejects your gentle words, your cajolling, and it recognizes the horrid truth.
Your wounds ought remain open indefinitely, so they may become infected as you have infected my innocence.
The only truth is the wounds that you deliver to me.
The only truth is the evil that your heart has become.
And that truth I shall continue to deliver, blaggard, until you can take not one word more.
The only truth is the taint that you brought to yourself.
Now attempting to sway me to believe it was my sincere effort to improve your life, to bring light into your heart, that caused it to be so.
No more, I say!
Perhaps I am tainted.  Perhaps we are all tainted.  But my corruption has purpose, it has form... and it exists to bring you to that same miserable place, to suffer alongside me.  So, in the end, we may reunite in a bittersweet fashion.
Also, you're a jerk.
:(
* thomas|mIRC copies/pastes this conversation
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That's right.  Frown.  FROWN!
shut up you malicious scum
derflaro, you just killed it.
Eraamion, it's done.  It's over.
He killed it.
The public hath spoken.
And the verdict, BigOrcMan, is unanimous.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

<@Sternhund> Let's take this to #sternhundsprivatedungeon
Harder.  HARDER!
Oh, I'm there, big boy
Hahahah.
I had to see if you were serious!
<@Sternhund> You liked that, you dirty ... k I'll quit now
Yeah this could get bad.

[johanmaxon]

During the course of EfU's budding dwarven groups, I have seen about five or six PCs with the same name as my relatives (and one named after a Norwegian beverage) :/

[johanmaxon]

[00:13] !seen Oskar_Maxon
[00:13] Echigo|KoboldKibbles, I last saw Oskar_Maxon 1 days 22 hours 9 min 8 sec ago quitting: Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client.
[00:13] Doesn't play much, does he?
[00:13] he started clubbing
[00:14] and barhopping
[00:15] :|
[00:15] What a bastard
[00:15] He's our Half-Orc
[00:15] Fucker.

[Buns in the Oven]

[thomas_is_wise] Valorson Volkson: [Talk] Dudes-

[E_Buddhist]

WinstonMartin: Caius...
WinstonMartin: thats the guy with no pants and the duck face right?

[lovethesuit]

When ixpadia came there was definately a boom

[lovethesuit]

#efu is like this

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Fong scum
ugh derf stfu
god
Fong is garbage.
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[lovethesuit]

This is why I love derf (VETS ONLY)

This is why I did not before and henceforth will not bring up core in IRC because of the childish nature people seem to take here - if some hooligans want to destroy the topic to honor him.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

<@Alyssara> Why has everyone turned into a creeper now that I'm a DM?  Its like, I expected the shameless loot requests, but not the shameless, 'ban me, ban me' cries for attention.

[One_With_Nature]

%0F[/IMG]

<_>

[One_With_Nature]

<_< lol

[Semli]

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Fong scum
ugh derf stfu
god
Fong is garbage.
* Fong was kicked by Wern8[/FONT][/SIZE]

favoritism obv

OWN is clearly a dude with a penis irl so gl with that

[lovethesuit]

I don't just run up
and cockslap
with bane
I'm...smoooooth
Like a 13 year olds va
cationplans during the summertime.
Smooth and relaxing