EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Random_White_Guy]

[22:41] <@Archipelago> :: ( City Sending by William Gaylord : Men and women of the colony know that in addition Consorts are entitled to being whores to these mages. In addition these mages practice the dark act of Sodomy considering they animate the dead I would  not consider this dark deed to be above these mages! They wish to bring peace to those who wish war meddling in others affairs instead seek glory and war earn your fortune do not be the whor

The sending cut off. I can only imagine it was suitably epic the rest of the words.

Also: Thrask Morv eats babies

[Winston Martin]

[Winston Martin] Senhagad: [Talk] Well then. . . let us get to the breeding then.
Duergar Bruiser: [Talk] [Stoves in Senhagad's face with a sucker punch, then casts him in chains...]
Duergar Traveler: [Talk] *Senhagad is chained up....*
Deep Duerra Faithful: [Talk] Har!
Duergar Traveler: [Talk] *After some time, is brought to a lizardfolk breeding pen*
Deep Duerra Faithful: [Talk] [gives him a kick in the groin for good measure]
[Winston Martin] Senhagad: [Talk] [Falls ontop the beefy little man, knocked out]
Duergar Bruiser: [Talk] [Hauls the lizard along] Decent deal. This one'll sell nice at Mur.  
Deep Duerra Faithful: [Talk] Aye.
Duergar Bruiser: [Talk] [GRUNT]
Duergar Traveler: [Talk] *Spending the rest of his existence with a harem of lovely lizardfolk ladies*
[Winston Martin] Senhagad: [Talk] //yay :D
Duergar Traveler: [Talk] -- THE END --

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Katalyn Schoppen : *no words, but rather strands of haunting pipe music come over the sending* )::
...
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Katalyn Schoppen : Perform Check, Roll: 5 + Modifier: 26 = 31 )::
lol!
wtf!

[Random_White_Guy]

[12:24] <@DangerousDan> TBH, Griff.
[12:24] <@DangerousDan> I made an oath long ago not to take shit from Semetic peoples.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

<@Talir> Stay within the realms of possibility. You need not be a red big man holding a fiery sword to achieve greatness, although the wings help.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

<@Archipelago> ::( Server Online : 9 / 50 players )::
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : Subjects of the Dominion! I Patrician Floud will be holding a speach on this new year we have entered! those wishing to hear meet me atop the Ziggurat! )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : In the skies above Ymph, the Enclave floats quietly.  )::
LONG LIVE THE DOMINION, OFFERINGS FOR THE TOAD
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Anyone know if Guitar Pro is free?
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : This year marks yet another that this Colony and Old Port  have stood Triumphant! ! from the orcs of the Red Eleint! To the armies of Queen Ixpadia which usedgoblin and O gre Soldiers! )::
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : We have been tested in the fields of war not just against living but the undead beneath our feet! All the while we stood valiant and mighty in the face of these dangers. Thanks to the brave warriors  who defend the City! I talino swear that as long as I draw breath the city will never fall! )::
go talino woop
i wish he kept the gold plate while giving that speech
now some silent halfling has it who just wears it on quests or whatever
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : And let us not forget! We stand strong not only by our warriors but by our scholars who research the lore of this ancient place! The farmer who ensures we have food on our plates and do not succumb to Canibalism like the natives! the worker who builds! and the businesse man who makes the economy flourish! )::
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<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : The natives have settled this place for thousands of years and have built nothing! the Orcs kill eachother and the native savage halflings eat their own dead and cannot even wear proper clothing and consider Jungle cats to be gods! for thousands of years they have been hear and not prospered! While we have been here less then a lifetime and have built a flourishing Colony! Long Live the Duke L
sup CrazyNut
lol, -now- would be perfect if he was still wearing that golden armor
"cannot even wear proper clothing"
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : Long Live Count Sensupur and may this city never fall. Be it to the Risers the anarchists or the savage natives that plague this island like the monsters and the savage hins! )::
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Talino Floud : It is often customary to have a new years resolution. My resolution is to see the Dominion build itself to flourish moreso then the years before! )::
<@Archipelago> ::( DM Shout : The commoners cheer for the Pantless Knight.  )::

[DangerousDan]

WHAT.
Talino Floud has just committed the dark art of sodomy!

[UrkoNeedsAStiffDrink]

[05:22] Whenever i make idiot PCS I get serious loot.
[05:22] it felt fitting IC
[05:22] When I make a serious PC who is fundamentaly changing the server
[05:22] ....
[05:22] so you have to trick ppl
[05:22] of course I get rediculous looking loot.
[05:22] lolwat
[05:22] Wait, what?
[05:22] lolwhut?

[Dr Dragon]

23:11   Alyssara   Zaranda it turns out was once pregnant. While pregnant she drank and smoked a lot, and had games where people punched her belly as hard as they could.

23:12   Alyssara   The result was Floud.

[Sternhund]

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yaya netsplit
hax
if there's ever a mass coronal ejection, polar shift, or nuclear detonation, the first people to know will be on IRC
but they will think it was a netsplit

[Coldburn]

I dont think web MD would advise cocaine but sure, why the fuck not

[UrkoNeedsAStiffDrink]

[01:33] RwG.. bring the DM hat out of retirement and fix the damn thing.
[01:33] !s
[01:33] <@Archipelago> ::( Server Offline )::
[01:33] !s
[01:33] <@Archipelago> ::( Server Offline )::
[01:33] I got a animate dead but the server crashed and i lost it LOL
[01:34] its no use Guest
[01:34] !s
[01:34] <@Archipelago> ::( Server Offline )::
[01:34] oh
[01:34] all the !s in the world aint gonna fix it...we need a pro
[01:34] !s
[01:34] <@Archipelago> ::( Server Online : 0 / 50 players )::

DRD, Hero.

[Winston Martin]

Grow up and stop acting ridiculous.
Pardon me?
Please explain.
Crazynut your mother is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
That's hardly an explanation.
Would you like to elaborate?
If you disagree with my actions, say so like an adult. Don't hide behind childish insults because you disagree with my actions.

[lovethesuit]

<@DeputyCool> fetch me a pudding
<@DeputyCool> i am howland
<@DeputyCool> Spot on Howland impersonation

[DollarPhil]

14:21     DangerousWorn:   Griff-
14:21    krunto:    i dont spam facebook
14:21    DangerousWorn    No one will spam your facebook. Do you know why?
14:21    krunto:    i actually use it
14:21    DangerousWorn:    Because everyone else pretends to be normal too.