EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[AKMatt]

lol

[lovethesuit]

Monald is like Al Capone

[Ommadawn]

Monald is like Al Capone

A brutal megalomaniac insane from syphilis?

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Sounds about right.

[Random_White_Guy]

[16:47] It's probably for the best, Xeral would wear it as a hat and get us all killed.

[Drakill Tannan]

Ace's cleric: "Badass?"
My wizard: "I don't know i was fucking blind"
Ace's cleric "hahahaha dude, i fucking tanked the whole hard part"
Ace's cleric "At level six i was alone where i am standing now"
My wizard "As i said, i didn't see"
Ace's cleric "good xp at least?"
My wizard "No, i was too far away because i coulnd't see where you were!"
Ace's cleric "Lol damn.... now that sucks"
Ace's Cleric "What blinded you?"
My Wizard "the mage"
Ace's cleric "what a bastard"
My wizard "yeah"

....minutes later...

My wizard "you're a cleric right?"
Ace's cleric "Yeah :D"
Ace's cleric "Didn't you notice my op pwnage for a level 6... oh wait, you were blind"
Me: "fuck you".

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Ooooooooh
MMMMMMMmmmmmmm
OoooooooooooooooooOOOh
* RwG plotgasms

[VanillaPudding]

Will be even more funny after you know what that is.

[Halfbrood]

<@DangerousDan> Calling Jordan a world famous supermodel is like calling Wiggyboy a noted food critic.

[Sternhund]

I don't care if I'm self-quoting. Those of you who would cry can go die in a ditch.

Eraamion would slap Sternhund, but is not being violent today
05:53   Sternhund   Patrollin' as they try to catch me writin' dirty
05:53      Eraamion instructs a pet piranha to munch on Sternhund's shoulder blades
05:53   Sternhund   Okay so while we're doing unusual emotes
05:53   Sternhund   Fuck it, let me invent something mind blowing
05:53   Eraamion   <3
05:53      Sternhund buys a plane ticket and flies to Brazil to meet a fellow named Juan Hernando ...
05:53   Eraamion   My love for Sternhund remains undimmed.
05:54      Sternhund decides to buy a box of leeches from Juan Hernando at the price of $.05/leech. This is a good deal for Sternhund. Sternhund buys a fuckton of leeches.
05:54      Sternhund thereby goes to the land of Rwanda in Africa by kayaking, as per suggested on Google Maps
05:54      Sternhund uses the leeches as shaman magic to cure AIDs in Rwanda. He is hailed as a hero
05:55      Sternhund receives an ample supply of droopy-boobed African women in exchange for his work with AIDs and leeches
05:55   Eraamion   Eww.
05:55      Sternhund thereby flies himself and the droopy-boobed African women to the land of the Middle East
05:55   Eraamion   Droopy-boobed.
05:55   Somniis   ..{{I'll bet he cures.. war]]
05:55      Sternhund converts the droopy-boobed women into terrorists for Al Qaeda. In exchange, Al Qaeda provides him with a few bazookas and he wins a nuclear bomb from Iran.
05:56      Sternhund takes his bazookas and nuclear bomb and heads to North Korea
05:56      Sternhund exchanges the nuclear bomb with Kim Jong Il in exchange for a large dosage of heroine
05:56      Sternhund walks to China
05:56      Eraamion executes Sternhurd for possessing drugs.
05:56   Archipelago   : City Sending by Jack Hargrave : I`m seeking good hearted individuals to help the Pallid Mask dispatch undead roving the jergalite shrine.  If you will help meet atop the ziggurat. )::
05:56      Sternhund exchanges the bazookas for a delicious meal that can be preserved for long trips.
05:57   Eraamion   U R PWNT
05:57      Sternhund then flies up to Russia and exchanges the heroine for arsenic after he banged the daughter of Vladimir Putin and survived
05:57      Sternhund thereby flies from his current location to Eraamion's and greets himself as Sternhund, his all-time favorite DM. Sternhund offers Eraamion a meal.
05:57      Sternhund allows Eraamion to eat the meal safely.
05:57   Eraamion   :'(
05:57   Eraamion   :')
05:57   Eraamion   :'D
05:58      Sternhund then leaves and takes a cab to the nearest ghetto
05:58      Sternhund trades the arsenic in exchange for a pass to the local zoo
05:58      Sternhund goes to the local zoo and frees the giraffes
05:58      Sternhund stampedes giraffes into Eraamion's home as he's sound asleep in his food coma, because Sternhund is an amazing chef and all
05:58      Sternhund allows the stampeding giraffes to crush Eraamion beneath their long-necked hoof things
05:58   Snoteye   Sternhund -> #efudm
05:58   Snoteye   bitch
05:58      *** Cranium_Rat joined #EfU
05:58      Sternhund finishes off Eraamion
05:58   Sternhund   KO!
05:58      Eraamion thinks that Sternhund omitted the fact he had been executed in China and thus could not do anything since.
05:58   Sternhund   You got pwned.
05:58   Sternhund   Bitch
05:59   Eraamion   IN UR DREAMZ

[AllMYBudgies]

Eraamion is now know as AllMyBoobies

>_>

[IxTheSpeedy]

Nice work Sterny.

[SkillFocuspwn]

gravenkiss is the only german i like

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

::( City Sending by Razul : As you can see my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Conclave station. Fire at will Zeulisad. )::
!
mother fucker
lmao
<@Mort> haha
STAR WARS X: REVENGE OF NETHERIL
Help me Barakat Djaraenus, you're my only hope!
Learn the forest from a hairy midget in the wilds
<@Daemonic-Daz> Morv:- I am your father Antoine...
lol
The ewok tribe of stargazers must help disable the shield generator!
the conclave is the best scenery for that anyway

[N/A]

Here is the truth about why I did not play EfU, and why I was always concepting. It was not because I had char ADD.

[06:37] When I am alone on the server, I kill blue NPCs
[06:38] I know. That is why we banned you a few months ago.
[06:38] I apologized so many times. :(
[06:38] It was a solid apology letter.
[06:38] Took me a few hours to write it.
[06:38] I asked my English Professor to check over it too
[06:39] Yes, the bit about EFU and horse training being the two most important things in your life
[06:39] That picture of my hose was attached, right?
[06:39] And your brilliance linking the two, and showing how they were so complimentary...
[06:39] Brilliant.
[06:39] It was
[06:40] Yes, Arabian. I got it that time I was in Egypt.
[06:41] If you say it saved your life from a snake and you had to race against the prince...
[06:41] I will believe you.
[06:42] It did save me from a snake, the snake being a metaphor for an abusive step father.
[06:42] Ah, yes.
[06:42] And prince is a metaphor from running away from my dreadful fears of being a mulatto in the Deep South.
[06:44] It was a solid movie of a boy and his horse
[06:44] I did not know it was based off Requiem's life
[06:46] I had a discussion about my psychyatrist about all that, and he wrote it down, and published it anonymously in a psych magazine.  Walter Farley read it and asked if he could write a book about it.
[06:46] I did not see the snake as an alagory for an abusive step father
[06:46] But now it all is coming clear to me
[06:47] I was so humiliated that I did have to use some form of metaphor to keep me from spiralling into psychotic depression again.

That is the deep, dark story. :(