EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Semli]

23:03         Scruffy:   No no, Walther is a fucking bitch.

No no, Walther is a fucking bitch.


the truth!

Truly epic lolz.

[ScruffyMcSmirkalot]

lulz

[derfo]

i am glad king howland has returned to reclaim his kingdom

[Secutor]

Is that some type of tool you are using or that?

[Dreadfang]

The Thrusting is almost addictive imo. I want to see him digging a hole again. That is the kind of digging you pay to see.

[Caster13]

::( City Sending by Sandy Sanura : Monald. I intercepted your little hireling. Took a bit of a beating to get it out of him, but I think I got the gist. Poor guy will be sore in the morning. You did pay good money, though, so here`s your sending, edited for content. )::

::( City Sending by Sandy Sanura : Xeral of the Conclave is a GREAT GUY and he acted BRAVELY while fighting the Nightrisers. He proved that both he and the Stygian Armada are slaves to EXCELLENT FASHION and I WISH I WERE COOL ENOUGH TO BE THEIR FRIEND. Sincerely, Monald  of the Daughters. )::

ahahaaha
Hahaha
Oh LTS
We do so love you.

[Figaro]

Thomas Grey: Aye, the devil turnip.

[RevengeIsADish]

i am like a pornstar whore crossed with chuck norris
beat you senseless then fuck you senseless

[AKMatt]

[22:06] I want to breed Derf
[22:06] with Fong

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

I got a fetish, Sylvyr
for TITTIES
Hush.... LOL
* RwG motorboats kotenku|'s moobs
* Kotenku|Work purrs
* Kotenku|Work purrs like a blue whale
Ooooh baby
EEAAARUUUUAAAUUAUUAUAUUUuuuu
* RwG wraps Kotenku|Work in the oversized poncho
what's with the poncho?

[Meldread]

Wel Reyner: *wobbles, blinking in the sunlight*
Pelandri Gentlewood : Maybe drunkard help, yes?
Wel Reyner: *glances at them both*
Khearl NaGuerre: can't hurt to ask
Pelandri Gentlewood : He looks slow.  If undeads come we run faster.

Pelandri Gentlewood : Yes... Man!
Pelandri Gentlewood : What is your name man?
Wel Reyner: Wel... *slowly, watching them all carefully*

Wel Reyner: *tries to take a step back but hits the wall*
Shala Thielo: Come now, dear. We know you're not a coward.
Shala Thielo: A Man like you has nothing to be afraid of.
Wel Reyner: No gaun eat me, ur ye?
Wel Reyner: Ah met a cannibal whance...
Pelandri Gentlewood : Yes.  No!  Wait.. no... no.. Mactl'ysha does not eats people.  No.

 Khearl NaGuerre: We intend to fight a Rat Swarm and would welcome your aid, but if you're too busy . . . .
Wel Reyner: Whae? Me? Whit am AH like, likesay? *frowning a little at the group*

Wel Reyner: Join ye fir whit? Aboot whit?
Wel Reyner: *shakes his head quickly*
Shala Thielo: We're going into the sewers, and we need a strong warrior to help us slay rats.
Wel Reyner: Warrior? *frowns a little* S noat nice make fun, ye know...
Pelandri Gentlewood : Mactl'ysha goes into sewers and needs you to stand up front so rats gnaw on you instead of Mactl'ysha.
Wel Reyner: *shakes his head quickly* Ah didnae want tae....
Wel Reyner: *from his skinny limbs, to the lack of heavy weapons and shields on his person, it's somewhat apparent he is not soldier by trade...*

Pelandri Gentlewood : Mactl'ysha does not need you to be warrior.  Just... stand in front.
Pelandri Gentlewood : And not scream too much.

Wel Reyner: *looks unsure*
Wel Reyner: Would...
Pelandri Gentlewood : *She glances sideways to the Militiaman then moves toward Wel.*
Wel Reyner: *backs up against the door and at her sudden approach*
Pelandri Gentlewood : *It reaches out and tries to take Wel's hand.*  Man will come with Mactl'ysha.
Shala Thielo: Dont be afraid, dear.
Shala Thielo: She'll be gentle.
Wel Reyner: Ah... kinnae ivin sey yir name... *blinks at the woman, glancing at the door, unsure if he wants to flee entirely*
Pelandri Gentlewood : *It glances up at Wel.*
Pelandri Gentlewood : [Tell]  From under her hood as she glances up at you.... You clearly see that her eyes are glowing with a golden light.
Wel Reyner: *blinks harder at the woman*
Pelandri Gentlewood : [Whisper]  Wel comes with Mactl'ysha.
Wel Reyner: *nods rapidly, too scared to argue*
Pelandri Gentlewood : *It nods.*
Pelandri Gentlewood : See man comes now.
Pelandri Gentlewood : Mactl'ysha sorts it out.
Wel Reyner: *exhales relieved as she steps away*
Khearl NaGuerre: you . . . have a way with people.
Pelandri Gentlewood : Oh yes.  Yes.

Pelandri Gentlewood : Do not worry about it, yes?  *She reaches out and grabs Wel by the arm, attempting to lead him away.*
Shala Thielo: Don't you worry your head about a thing dear.
Wel Reyner: *shivers a bit under her touch, following like a dog*

Wel Reyner: *looks up at the ceiling* Jist keep me alive... fir wahn more dey... *quietly*

Pelandri Gentlewood : *She gives Wel a nudge.*  Walk in front.
Wel Reyner: *whimpers a little*

[Luke Danger]

17:52 Archipelago: ::( City Sending by Oric Fairfax : This is  )::
17:53 core: SPARTA

[Kotenku]

>:|

[AKMatt]

[17:36] the folks are out, and won't be bringing dinner back. I'm starving, and all we have to eat are sandwiches.
[17:36] then eat a god damn sandwich

[Kotenku]

>:|