EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

This is creepy as hell
????
A mouse just walked out into the middle of the floor
And then fell over dead
>_>
sorry about that
lol
man
conan
if it rises again
then tell me
>.>
otherwise
only spiders do that
it was probably just carrrying swineflu
so youre fucked
xD
no
it has the bubonic plague
yes
I flashed it with the flashlight man
That fucker is dead
you will be srticked
:|
with the bubonic plague
and you are black so you cant see when your skin is turning black
lol
if you touched it
its too late
you are infected
he does not even have to touch it
might as well take as many people you dont like down with you
Resident Evil : Conan's house
that little virus or whatever causes that shit just has to jump on him
lol
go out and spread your disease before you go down
So lol
so he is fucked

[Oddysseous]

From a question I had about bats. Can bats be milked and produce bat milk?

: According to this wikipedia article... female bats nurse their youngster until it has grown to naerly adult size.
: This implies that they in fact produce milk.
: ...Req is a bat?
: So they produce milk you can drink?
: Theoretically.
: Another reason to buy a bat.
: Or just capture one from the wild.
: Because all I drink is bat milk!
:batmilk cheese

[derfo]

man its been 15 minutes since caddies went brb food
he must be so fat
has to deep fry spider legs and shit
after catching them with some strange weapon of the outback
Catch his meal in the bush
Taking down kangaroo's with his boomerang
kk back, made some wombat stew so i can dip my emu toast in it
threw in some fucking snake poison instead of wine
AUSTRALIA DAWG

??????????

[Halfbrood]

AUSTRALIA DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

::( City Sending by Tristan Darthion : Worthless midget.  Out of my way and let me speak.  --- Mercenaries are demanded at the top of the Ziggurat for a simple task.  You will explore and loot some Burrows in the docks.  All that is found shall be divided based upon your usefulness, or more likely, lack thereof.  Praise Bane. )::
Fuck you
!t
<@Archipelago> ::( IG Time : 7:07 AM : Day )::
<@ScottyB> WM, do you have a blu-ray player and Ghostbusters blu-ray disc?
!time
<@Archipelago> ::( IG Time : 7:08 AM : Day )::
<@Archipelago> ::( City Sending by Fredoc Hedger : Suppose this "Midgit" can just refuse to make sendings for the budding Banite untill he comes back and says sorry! Think I`ll do that.... )::
AHAHAHA
OWNED.
LOL
XD
snap
Wololo
Stupid Banits.
lmao
Banites suck
also
Long live the COunt!
Barrows have undead
Burrows are the things bunnies live in
So
And hobbits.
They're evil bunny killers.

[Meldread]

Emhyr de Riddaux: [Talk] I have... a report to make.
Emhyr de Riddaux: [Talk] [Cants his head respectfully.]
Tristan Darthion: [Talk] [He nods and gestures for him to speak.]
Emhyr de Riddaux: [Talk] [Leans ~very~ close, glancing around the room carefully]
Emhyr de Riddaux: [Whisper]  I think I might have just... roasted three chickens on one fire.
Tristan Darthion: [Whisper]  Your farm analogies do not amuse me, Emhyr.  The point.  I'm sure you will get to it eventually.

[Meldread]

Tristan Darthion: [Talk] It appears that the midget does not know the Fear of Bane nor do you Jefferson.
Tristan Darthion: [Talk] Emhyr how do I solve this diplomatically without throwing both of them over the rail?
Emhyr de Riddaux: [Talk] [He places a hand on Fredoc's shoulder, patting it.] I'm sure, mister Hedger, that this was not such a big deal, was it now? The Dreadmaster hails from Thay.
Emhyr de Riddaux: [Talk] .... where he hails from, there are no .. representatives of your race, so he simply mistook you for a human ... midget. Which, clearly, wasn't the intent to insult you, as he was not aware of your race, simply speaking.
Fredoc Hedger: [Talk] *Looks up at Emhyr* It doesn't matter where he is from... Manners are commonplace in any civilized society! This man insulted me due to my.... Fine stature.... And I simply wish an apology from his lips.
Tristan Darthion: [Talk] Emhyr your diplomatic approach does not appear to be working.
Fredoc Hedger: [Talk] Then I'll be happy to make sendings for him all day until he does something else that irks me.
Kristian Gilard: [Whisper]  He's got better chance of shitting diamonds.

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Then later, Tristan marks him down into the shit list...

"Fredoc is a mouthy midget who controls the sending system. He has deemed it necessary to "ban" me from making sendings after I merely made the observation that he is a midget. It is something that is clear to anyone who observes his obvious height deformity."

[Lulzebub]

 I am going to ban the next person to S that is not me.
-->|    Naga- (Naga@dm-12826.b-ras1.mgr.mullingar.eircom.net) has joined #efu
lulz
I'm going to laugh when someone joins after DeputyCool's warning, and then gets ban't
Don't do it Naga....
I would suggest reading a book or something. This could take awhile.
lol
There appears to be some issue with the server reload process.
-->|    Letsplayforfun (Mibbit@dm-30986.fbx.proxad.net) has joined #efu
what is this "book"
Oh crap
Get ready to roll up new characters, everyone
The player vault is totally fried >,>
!s
  ::( Server Offline )::
  oh damn
  ...
  xD
  Ban't
  Naga, I told you NOT to do it. heh

[Meldread]

Rofl, I got suckered too.

I was tabbed into another channel and web surfing, then tabbed back into #EfU to see if the server was still down and got banned because I didn't scroll up. :o

My perfect behavior record ruined. :(  At least this lets me play with the cool kids?  Is this like getting a tattoo?

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!s
::( Server Offline )::
lol
lol
Out of curiousity...
Gah.  Still off line. :(
What happened?
how often is the Player Vault backed up?
Damn man, you have iron balls.
Never.
Meldread will be ban't too
`ban Meldread

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:o

[Oskar Maxon]

Here's an old pearl I found in my logs - trying to figure out a way for Riddle to die.
How unexpected a death are you willing to accept?
Anthing that somewhat makes him justice.
I and Johannes discussed it for a while, but we could not come up withmuch that would not be totally random.
What I had in mind was extremely random.
Like, getting caught my a breeze when walking close to a cliff or falling on something sharp. >_>
Less random than that.
Random is ok, but I guess you see what I mean from those examples?
I actually knew the exact situation it would be. It'll be killing someone else who wants to die, soon.
I spoke to Johannes yesterday evening, and that is how far we got at the time, and I've not spoken to him since as he's been sleeping.
So you mean you have an idea for it?
Well, it's actually a plot to kill someone else, but it can sufficiently kill as many random, innocent bystanders as we want.
One condition - It won't happen during Donrick's Dinner & Dance?
Let's think of something less random, shall we?
Ahem.

For those who don't remember, there was a pretty big explosion at the dinner & dance, killing William Donrick and some others, if I'm not wrong.

[Cerberus]

http://www.escapefromunderdark.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34487
Lmao... tff!

[Listen in Silence]

Quin Steel: [Tell] Damn, I was going to ask Rahid to help me wipe out the Banites
Dimitreia Teranos: [Tell] >_<
Dimitreia Teranos: [Tell] Imagine me, logging between the second-in-command Banite and the main aggressor mid battle.
Quin Steel: [Tell] Lmao! That would be a bit awkward
Dimitreia Teranos: [Tell] "Slay these fools!" - "It is mine devout conviction that your death is to be nigh upon mine blade!" - "What are you waiting for? Get that Bedine bastard!" - "Hah! It is without a luck you are facing mine swift skill!"
Quin Steel: [Tell] Pissing myself laughing here!
Dimitreia Teranos: [Tell] We'll have to quote that.

[Kotenku]

* Fong unfolds one, revealing a 8=====================================================================================================================================================================================D
Hrm.
Is that some mathematical thing?
Its a giant penis, Wern

[Secutor]

<@Secutor> I learned the other day that birds can perform gas exchange inhaling and exhaling
<@Secutor> So amazing
Yea, birds suck and blow at the same time. Not unlike Kotenku.
He learned it from his momma.
<@Secutor> WHAT

[Egon the Monkey]

[I log in]
10:59    Box:    die egon
11:06    Egon:    Where's the love, Cruzel?
11:06    Egon:    :(
11:07    Box:    nowhere near you for sure
11:07    Box:    :D
11:07       Egon HATES like he has never HATED before.
11:07    Box:    bitch, please
11:07    Box:    you could never hate like me
11:07    Egon:    No, Cruzel. I could not.
11:08    Box:    i am a hatemachine
11:08    Egon:    We didn't all replace our souls with badly scripted NWN functions.
11:08    Box:    ...
11:08    Box:    you son of a bitch
11:08    Box:    It was python!