EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Kotenku]

The new thread. Try not to make this one suck, guyz.

Starting off with a bang, probably one of the best PC deaths I've ever had.

[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Hm-
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Your name..?
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *a grimace, his mustache bristles, peering up at Keel*
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] ...Ebb... Eban.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he regards him with no small trace of fear*
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Well-
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] Y'- Y'come t'butcher me like t'other two?  
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] You accompanied Pyotr Ign-
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] I'm sorry. You're to be executed.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he blinks a couple times, his crusty eyes flapping slowly*
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] ...that jus' ain't fair...
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Why?
thing t'object...
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I 'ardly even 'elped! Please, c'mon! I'm t'only one o' the bastards what were there who did a single thing t'object...
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] You aided in the slaughter of four-hundred gnomes.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [He glances around]
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I didn't... I didn' realize we were tryin' to wake up t'appetite.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [Sighs]
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] How old are you?
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I ain't a kid...
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I jus' don't wanna die in here like a fuckin' pig! Please! All I wanna do is kill t'chosen.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [A shuddering sigh]
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I'm good at it! I can 'elp! I wanna make it better, dammit!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he gets on his knees, crawling toward the door* I'll fuckin' grovel!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he throws himself at the ground on the in side of the door*
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] Jus' gimme a break!
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [He stares down at Eban, his expression invisible]
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I hate th'chosen! I hate 'em! Why th'hell would I 'elp wake up th'appetite if I knew?!
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Then why the hell did you aid in killing all of those gnomes?
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I was tellin' th'other guy... I just ain't th'best o' judgin', y'know? *he peers pitifully up at Keel*
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] I've read your statement. Private Uson felt that you expressed no remorse.
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] [Grunts.] This is another of the murderers?
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] That you understood what you were doing and you did it for a mere thousand coins.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I thought it was just merc-work, somethin' what ain't a big deal - and then it was--
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I was answerin' his questions!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] If I didn't 'ave any fuckin' remorse I woulda ran when he asked me t'come here.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I sure as 'ell wouldn't o' walked in all peacelike.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Apparently you attacked him.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *his mouth drops open* I... I 'it 'im a couple times, yeah...
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] Bah, more lies!
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [A sigh]
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] You almost had me. I was about to release you.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Now I realize that your words are only lies.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I ain't! I ain't lyin'!
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] I think that you are.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] [A sigh]
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] Same as others, my friend? [His tone is rather dull.]
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he shifts up onto his knees, grabbing the bars,* What! Whattya want me to do!?
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Same as the others, Sergeant.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Take care of it, please..
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I just wanted t'make it better! I wanted t'come 'ere and--
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] [Snaps.] You start by thinking before you -MURDER-!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *his mouth drops open at Antonov*
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] I've a few words for you, Mister Luralen.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Mayor Bresley wishes you to know that there is Sun enough for all in the next life.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Pray that you do not waste your next chance.
[core_efu] John Keel: [Talk] Sergeant, take his last words and record them.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] ...ain't fair... *he sniffs*
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] [Looks down at Eban.]
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] You have something to say?
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *his mouth works uselessly for a moment*
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he peers up at Antonov a few moments longer, a sigh, he croaks* Don't let th'fuckin' chosen win. I'm beggin' y'.
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] You do wicked thing, I pray you find way to find another way in the land of spirits.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I wanna find another way 'ere!
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] It is too late for that!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] Why!
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] How many you help to kill? Maybe three hundred, maybe more?
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] For what?
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I barely even got three arrows t'find purchase. *he sniffs*
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] The gold of creatures that will bury our city and our peoples?!
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] On your knee, please.
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] I was unconscious half th'damn fight...  
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] Take a knee!
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *he gags a bit, going down on his knees, he clings to Antonov's leg*
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] [Kicks him away roughly.]
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] The spirits find mercy on your soul, you get none here.
[bordellokindofguy] Vladimir Antonov: [Talk] [Grunts, cleaving off his head.]
[TheThirdChild] Eban Luralen: [Talk] *dead eyes stare out uselessly from the bloody head*

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Ky'ran Sunblaze, (Thomas_is_wise): If you play EFU, you're loonie.

[lovethesuit]

"Legend speaks of the ultimate QA... one where the PCs stand perfectly still while the monsters come to them.  Many believed it lost with the server conversion."
"But few know the truth.  The legendary QA remains down below in the ruins of Dunwarren, waiting to be taken by a group consisting of two to eight characters ranging from levels four to ten."
"The Way will be dangerous my brothers and sisters, but take it we must, in order to tell our children and their children of it."

[lovethesuit]

Yeah, I kind of don't like how I can't remember anyone's name.
I am gonna make a rastafarian half orc named Jefui Feeja Iugua, and go and grief Fong with a greataxe in rage.
THE DOORMAN STOLE YORU WALLET
Like, somebody walks up to me with 4 or 5 apostrophes in their name, that's a pretty good clue I at least know them, but I can't remember what I did with them.
Zeriq Izmasbel?
Ismazbel
It's crazy good as a name but
I can't remember how it goes.
The names are usually pretty cool individually, but there are so many that sound similar and then I get characters mixed up.
Or maybe I'll be making my next character Jack Hoff
Mike Rotch'adel'zhar!
XD
Auvrysaenyriryr!
Zigg Urnat
Dickbag McLollorstein
They call him "Dickey"
They call him "Dickey"

[SkillFocuspwn]

When you wake up from those kinds of dreams, just ask, "What Would Cail Durris Do?" and scowl up through the cieling at God.

[Sternhund]

I'm going to share my misery with the world.

ARRGGHHH!
OKay so
I went on this amazing date with this one girl
Who owns a sandwich shop next to my university
And we all went there, had a great time, talked n shit
Had some great sandwiches
And at the end she leans over and we kiss
...Then I wake up
Fucking DREAMS
AHH!
I'm like... seriously sad
She was so cool.
Man
Damn it
Ugh
Guess I'll play EFU now
I once had a dream with subtitles.

[lovethesuit]

How do I tell him? How can I say?

...

I had that dream too...from the other way.

:(

Stardog I love you...

[lovethesuit]

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They're hardly secret.  The elves know about them and think they're an embarassment.
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I sense secret op wars >_>
dont tease me jasede ...
Isn't that what they think about humans, Alyssara?
weird
* Jasede nibbles p00d33m earlobe.
no exploration exp anywhere all the way through to undervault
Wait, oh, not that kind of tease.
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=/
HAHAHAHA
Sweet
Jack Thompson has finally been Disbarred
Awesome
good adrenaline XD
How did it go, BoneScreech?
Got ganked
Yo dead?
Yep
You might be sad now, but think of the hatred and bloodshed our demises will cause <3
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DangerousDan versus Snoteye in....
OP DM wars.
Its like Star Wars, if it had no budget.
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<@Snoteye> Amazing.

[lovethesuit]

Nawti. Pwn illum.
You can do it!
I am him >_>
...
Then pwn yourself
>_<
XD
I probably could, if he wasn't so darn handsome

[erglion]

I've been meaning to post a few memorable scenes where other people do good stuff.  Here is the first, a funny one:

[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] Vhen vee arrive at the city, vee head North to an area rumored to have orogs.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] *pipes up* Is going to kobold-city to make great offerings to mighty Shadow Death?
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] Erm, no.
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] I fear we are not, this time. We have an important task to see to.
[PanamaLane] Queen's Rook: [Talk] I would make such an offer, if he would meet with me himself.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] What is important task?
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] [Glances at Grigorii]
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] *beady little eyes gleam with earnest curiousity*
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] The most grave.  Vee go to save vun's soul.
Boat Kobold: [Talk] Sllktka! Stop bothering passengers, yip!
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *peers back through his helm, eyes cold*
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] [Chuckles to himself] It's quite alright, Captain.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] *his tail drops, shoulders hunch, and his eyes tear up a little at the chastising*
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] Save soul...?
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *turns to peer out over the water*
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] Someone is cursed, we go to save them.
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] It is not my place to say more, though.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] CURSED.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] *trembles and shivers*  
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] Slttka once suffered from MIGHTY curse.
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] Mm.. What was that?
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] Mighty, mighty mighty curse!
[HarryKrishna] Erik Plainswalker: [Talk] Slitka get curse from female?
[HarryKrishna] Erik Plainswalker: [Talk] [chuckles]
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] Curse upon bowels. Could not pass for long time! Finally great shaman broke curse.
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *looks back to the kobold, shaking his head*
[erglion] Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] Vee have arrived, no?
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] [Raises a hand to his helmet, trying to muffle a chuckle]
Kobold Illusionist: [Talk] Yip! Mighty greased pole of un-cursing!
[PanamaLane] Queen's Rook: [Talk] Yeah.
[vXInquisitorXv] Theon Arnen: [Talk] We have.
[HarryKrishna] Erik Plainswalker: [Talk] Ouch
[Nandemo] Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] It must have been quite painful.
Kobold Swashbuckler: [Talk] *whimpers* Mighty Shaman did not grease mighty pole enough.
[Nandemo] Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Ahh, Loviatar would be pleased.
[xxWhisperingWindsxx] Lisianthus Graymouse: [Talk] *raises an eyebrow*
[PanamaLane] Queen's Rook: [Talk] *laughs hysterically*
Boat Kobold: [Talk] "Here we are!"

For those that weren't there, guess the DM...

[Luke Danger]

"When a Hound Archon says turn back, it's a good idea to listen to him."

- Luke Danger to William Synder as William informed Danger of the Montezzi's aquiring the mirror.

[MisterPAIN]

No more naked dancing drow chick god?
There will always be a naked dancing drow chick god in EfU. WotC be damned

[xxWhisperingWindsxx]

Wwind just asked me about kobold boobs in a PM!
pfft ... you wished I asked you about such things Pyth
 
" Are you sure kobolds don't have boobs?"
" I have close-up pics of kobold boobs in my private collection"
" Pyth I want you, madly!"
" Almost as badly as I want you. Run away with me"
" I want to have your wee breastless kobold babies"
 
 
ya got me pyth ... can't think of a suitable come back
There is no comeback to that
That was your hiroshima
 
XD

[Caster13]

ya got me pyth ... can't think of a suitable come back
There is no comeback to that
That was your hiroshima

XD

I'd say Japan's in a pretty damn nice spot now after being nuked twice. Anyway!

I don't see the DOW going below nine thousand.
So you're saying that the DOW will stay at somewhere
OVER 9000?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

( Memes, ugh.)

[Egon the Monkey]

Myrka: DIE HOUSE BEAR!
After encountering the friggin' HUGE bear in *spoiler*.