Greataxes are scary

[Luke Danger]

Crits can change the tide of any fight.

The REAL motto: "Crits are Scary." (Especially when they're against you)

[The Beggar]

lols, NC called you a moonhead.

[Kinslayer988]

When Nuke Calls you a MOONHEAD, it is truth.
 
(I was called a moonhead myself :()

[Underbard]

Great axes aren't scary, marsupials are.





Because they're fast.

[AfroMullet]

So many haters.

[The Old Hack]

My favourite crit story was from my old server. I and a friend, both of us level 10 or so, were running through an area populated by level 3 Orcs. As we run, my friend tells me, "You know, when I was level 3 or so, I used to fear these guys. Now I just can't respect them any more."

Cue random orc with greataxe running up to him. Power Attack + Crit. 58 points of damage.

(Yes, he survived, and we killed it, but after that, he started to respect them again, at least for a little while. :) )

[Haromaro]

My favorite crit story is Rus, hands down. I don't even care that Haroth got subdued by Gregor five seconds afterwards, that nearly 2HKO made me so giddy for a while.

And this story is actually almost entirely true. There was about a three round lag between Thomas's death and mine, though. You know what's scarier than those Nightriser guards? Trying to fight that wizard before his ass casts a Devos.

[MexicanGunslinger]

I often get hit with double crits at least once every few days and no thats not made up.

[Jagged]

Greataxe crit.

[Coldburn]

Bobo the Clown, that's all I'm saying.

[mjones3]

You know, chance doesn't work that way. It isn't 5% of 5% of 5%, that is .125%, there is a formula, much more complicated that that, to  calculate that. And i'm pretty sure it's below .1%.
 

Actually 5% of 5% of 5% should equal around 0.000125 or .0125% chance. I can't recall exactly how to do this from statistics but I think thats about correct.

As it stands no computer generated dice rolls are completly random, and there is commonly multiple rolls of the same number next to eachother.

[Sword_Saint_Legacy]

Know what is even scarier then Great Axe Crits? Great Axe Crits when you have improved critical on the character for them.