Bandits Aren't Chicken

[The Old Hack]

I encountered a Bandit Grunt in the Wardens and gave him a faceful of Baleful Polymorph. But as you can see...





...this did not prevent him from downing potions of Barkskin, Aid and Speed and then continuing his attempts to WTFpwn me. You have to admire his stubbornness and refusal to admit defeat. :cool:

[Luke Danger]

ROFLMAO

[Anonymous Bosch]

Just awesome

[TheMacPanther]

XD

[TeufelHunden]

Like

[Lenthis]

Just now have to admit that all bandits are so amazing they can chug potions without arms.

[Disco]

lol

[Cluckyx]

I remember a tale of another server long ago of a DM who had a penchant for dotting 1 or 2 chickens around the server that were actually level 25 wizards.
 And any attempt to "aggress" the chicken resulted in it screaming and going absolutely batshit spitting millions of magic missles and fireballs in every direction.
 People feared chickens on that server.

[Egon the Monkey]

I, for one, welcome our new werechicken overlords. Incidentally, Cluckyx, please please script a Werechicken race using some bird-headed monster as the hybrid? Go on!

[Aethereal]

Are the demonic chickens spawned through herbalism not enough?!

Why must we incur the wrath of the great abyssal chicken overlord? :evil:

[Ommadawn]

Return of the Hook Horrors, IMO