It's that time of year again...(Handegg Megathread)

[Garem]

I suppose it falls to me to start the least popular thread of all EfU history.

It's FOOTBALL SEASON, BAAAABY!

M-I-Z! Z-O-U! aka: RwG's state sux

GO BIG ORANGE!

[Random_White_Guy]

You wish your coach looked as good in a sweater vest.

GO BUCKS!

(Garem: lol lane kiffin sux, rite?)

[Garem]

Lane Kiffin blows.

About the sweater vest, we've got a history. Let's look to the future for now, though.

[Eighties Burnout]

GO BUCKS!!!

[Cluckyx]

Wait is this proper football? Or shitty pseudo-rugby

[Jayde Moon]

I like football.  Big green field, guys running back and forth, kicking a ball around, trying to get it past the goalie.

What a great game.

[Secutor]

bro

[Pup]

This is how a Hawkeye rolls.  Gets hit by a car and pops right back up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mBKdDcO0W8

Go Hawks!

[Underbard]

THEE Ohio State Buckeyes!

[Garem]

How many crappy Buckeye fans can we possibly cram into this place? Good grief.

Remember like, when you played (insert SEC school here) and got your ass handed to you? Yea.

[Eighties Burnout]

Hey don't blame us for having a real schedule.

[Underbard]

TBH, didn't no the state of Misery still had a team.

[Jayde Moon]

I can't find any of these teams in the FIFA rolls :(

[Garem]

Real schedule?! Are you serious?

You conference has three decent teams. Penn State, Michigan (they'll be back in a few years), and Blowhio State. Iowa and Wisconsin are ranked because I heard Hell is sitting at a comfortable 10 degrees Fahrenheit.

The SEC has ten (lolsuck@Vandy&Kentucky). Seven are in the top 25 right now. We've taken the last FOUR National Titles, all of which weren't even close (except for the Sooners in '08.). Oh, by the way, those asskickings I just mentioned? How many of those were against the "#2" (screw BCS rankings) team, Ohio State? Two. Half of them.

Seriously, watching the SEC teams beat up on Ohio State is BORING. I hate your team because they consistently make the Championship games... BORING. How is that even possible?! Again, screw the BCS. Everyone with an honest bone in their body knows that the real National Championships these days takes place during the SEC Championship.

As for Tennessee, we play Alabama every year. We play Florida every year. The list goes on.

The modern Big Ten is both a joke and an anomaly in the history of football. Enjoy it while it lasts.

As for the rabble-rousers who keep hating the game...



We still don't care what you call it, Jayde.

[Random_White_Guy]

At least we can all agree that TCU and Boise State have no business in the top 10.

With their "Powerhouse" schedules of an asian massage parlor.