EfU:A Board of Trustees

[DollarPhil]

DollarPhil, head of Sideways Promotion. Doc, you're now Board Officer in charge of Secure Redistribution of Used Confidential Documents and Other Environmental Issues.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

I have no random comment

Thomas the loiterer

[Coldburn]

Would anyone like some coffee?

[Cerberus]

Red-shirt security here...
Don't bother me with things as I'll be over in that corner napping, err... umm... securing things.
Wake me when the meeting is over.

[The Crimson Magician]

next order of business:

What's for lunch?

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Chocolate milk, no coffee.

Sandwiches for lunch.

Thomas the loiterer

[UnholyWon]

Sorry I'm late Guys.

UnholyWon, Chief Security of random acts of party death spawns, cursed loots, and incredible counts of PCs deaths, my own of course, not limited too or beyond jaw dropping wonderous messages of, "I'm back at 2nd level again."

Cerberus, wake up began randomly killing trustees with marshmellows and puppies, they better be cute. I hate cute puppies.

I'll be busy feeding myself to piranhas.

[SkillFocuspwn]

Coldburn, you're way out of line. Coffee's my job!

[Twelve]

Sorry I'm late.  Traffic was a bitch.
 
Department of Redundancy Department
 
Research & Development
 
Current Project: Concrete Life Jackets
 
Lunch: Cold Pizza & Warm Beer

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

I WANT MILK

[Staring Death]

I propose the motion to go eat in a buffet. In hell.

Tonight, we dine on souls!

[Cluckyx]

I propose the motion that we withold milk from Thomas unless he promises to go and get some for everyone.

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

[Brings everyone milk. But has the largest glass for himself!}

I like the dining on souls idea, I AM IN SUPPORT!

[Twelve]

I like souls.  Preferably Angry or Pissed Off Souls, they have a bit of "zip" to them then, kind of like cayenne pepper taste.  
 
Milk goes good with them.  Just saying

[mRmojoRisin_]

jim morrison here, in charge of lovin' the ladies

all hail the lizard king